| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #26 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #436 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #1517 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #688 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #141 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #771 | duct tape | 33 |
| #610 | empty agua de vida bottle | 188 |
| #513 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #703 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #514 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #1914 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #153 | memory of a C | 8 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #238 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #138 | memory of a T | 9 |
| #177 | memory of an A | 6 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1079 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #128 | old school flying disc | 4 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #511 | pink clay bead | 18 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #532 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #595 | red class ring | 11 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #236 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1608 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #485 | white class ring | 12 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #160 | wumpus hair | 13 |