| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #321 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 25 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #480 | Knob sausage | 4 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #150 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 9 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #608 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #11 | anniversary balloon | 365 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #793 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #462 | cherry | 4 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #731 | dry noodles | 20 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #894 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #799 | glass of goat's milk | 2 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #539 | gnatwing | 4 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #594 | hill of beans | 13 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2338 | killing feather | 5 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #1039 | lemon | 4 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #647 | lime | 6 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #468 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #741 | mind flayer corpse | 3 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #168 | moist Crimbo spices | 9 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #125 | runny icing | 17 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #2503 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #766 | scrumptious reagent | 14 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #164 | shock collar | 6 |
| #168 | silent P | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #115 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 34 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1353 | spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #917 | wad of dough | 6 |
| #619 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #848 | white chocolate chips | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |