| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #41 | Bram's choker | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #31 | Crimbo Credit | 426 |
| #86 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 32 |
| #296 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 7 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #262 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 10 |
| #261 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 9 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #300 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 7 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #287 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 7 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #267 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 9 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #609 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #67 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 6 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #375 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #129 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 12 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #523 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #175 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 5 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #241 | bottled inspiration | 2 |
| #4501 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #144 | cube of billiard chalk | 2 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #266 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #385 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #139 | gamma nog | 4 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #284 | good brain | 11 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #701 | hobo nickel | 200 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #211 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | neutron lollipop | 9 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #197 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #318 | peppermint tailings | 16 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #238 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #121 | poodle skirt | 2 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #670 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #88 | shrinking powder | 6 |
| #126 | simple ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #260 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 30 |
| #315 | slimy sweetbreads | 15 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #157 | stone wool | 3 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #137 | tiny slimy cyst | 10 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #859 | twinkly wad | 10 |
| #483 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #521 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #292 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |