| #889 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1042 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #758 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #212 | Feynman gate | 55 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #270 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #430 | atomic vector plotter | 9 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #777 | bag of airline peanuts | 35 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #594 | battered Crimbo Crate | 16 |
| #262 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 13 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1528 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1056 | brick | 27 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #182 | capacitor relay | 69 |
| #174 | carbon nanotube frame | 79 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #797 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1061 | defective skull | 9 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1299 | dill | 7 |
| #598 | displaced fish | 2 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #405 | dwarf bread | 10 |
| #553 | eggnog | 32 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #300 | evil teddy bear | 50 |
| #745 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 34 |
| #832 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #827 | fake hand | 25 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #476 | fancy dress ball | 27 |
| #353 | fire | 16 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1346 | ghost cucumber | 11 |
| #134 | ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #177 | hot pink lipstick | 5 |
| #235 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 16 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #173 | ion grid | 86 |
| #225 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 18 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #802 | jazz soap | 31 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #830 | joybuzzer | 30 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #238 | logic synthesizer | 52 |
| #459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #726 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 37 |
| #475 | magical mystery juice | 9 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #208 | mulled cider | 9 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #476 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 7 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #386 | pet rock | 20 |
| #901 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 18 |
| #770 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 35 |
| #572 | petrified wood | 13 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #83 | portable corkscrew | 57 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #164 | prehistoric spear | 21 |
| #224 | quantum polarity inducer | 17 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #189 | recursive spline reticulator | 21 |
| #271 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 13 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #794 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #697 | spooky bark | 9 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #13 | spooky eyeliner | 391 |
| #374 | spooky felt | 26 |
| #430 | spooky length of string | 25 |
| #8 | spooky lipstick | 1,442 |
| #710 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #345 | spooky stuffing | 17 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #386 | spooky wooden block | 19 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #315 | stick-on-a-string | 13 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #290 | stringy sinew | 36 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #81 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 224 |
| #265 | sub-molecular interocitor | 12 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #248 | throwing wrench | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #497 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #237 | toy crazy train | 42 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #578 | toy ray gun | 15 |
| #901 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #289 | tree-eating kite | 129 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #366 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 30 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1345 | vinegar | 6 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #317 | wheel | 11 |
| #799 | whoopie cushion | 36 |
| #993 | wind-up chattering teeth | 24 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
| #913 | yellow snowcone | 31 |
| #302 | yo | 32 |