| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #902 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | stone of eXtreme power | 10 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |