| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3210 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #901 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #696 | stone of eXtreme power | 10 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |