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| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #730 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
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| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #317 | Dolphin King's crown | 14 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #519 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 15 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #483 | astronaut pants | 17 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #510 | baby killer bee | 19 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1805 | badass belt | 30 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
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| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #160 | blue glowstick | 10 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
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| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #675 | candied yams | 13 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #138 | canteen of wine | 144 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #518 | elven moonshine | 20 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
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| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
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| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #546 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #51 | gray bow tie | 79 |
| #49 | green glowstick | 15 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #402 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #435 | knuckle sandwich | 54 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #859 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #150 | orange glowstick | 12 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #77 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #471 | pants of the Slug Lord | 8 |
| #44 | patent leather shoes | 89 |
| #43 | penguin thesaurus | 93 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #64 | plain pizza | 192 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #247 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #18 | ring of fire resistance | 56 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #889 | rogue swarmer | 56 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #857 | shiny ring | 27 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #634 | spooky length of string | 16 |
| #626 | spooky stuffing | 9 |
| #701 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #415 | stick | 6 |
| #149 | stick-on-a-string | 26 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #422 | string of blue beads | 27 |
| #249 | string of green beads | 42 |
| #277 | string of red beads | 38 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #169 | sub-molecular interocitor | 22 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #680 | tattered scrap of paper | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #162 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #81 | tofurkey nugget | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #400 | toothsome rock | 26 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #817 | toy crazy train | 10 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #361 | toy jet pack | 21 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #640 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #517 | toy space helmet | 16 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #807 | tree-eating kite | 33 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #254 | wheel | 14 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #399 | yo | 24 |