| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #595 | bottle of Blank-Out | 9 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |