| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #81 | Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #611 | Feynman gate | 15 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1126 | Mad Train wine | 18 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| #285 | The Joy of Wassailing | 12 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Tiger-lily's milk | 23 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #553 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #123 | baby killer bee | 79 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #266 | blue paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #713 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1041 | brine | 8 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #568 | capacitor relay | 18 |
| #812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #65 | cornuthaum | 132 |
| #170 | delicious salad | 277 |
| #1257 | dill | 9 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #935 | fake fake vomit | 26 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #774 | fire | 6 |
| #1432 | ghost cucumber | 9 |
| #63 | gingerbread house | 8 |
| #489 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #506 | ion grid | 23 |
| #459 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #357 | logic synthesizer | 32 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #755 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #69 | mind flayer corpse | 329 |
| #439 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #62 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 119 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #75 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #591 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #475 | quantum polarity inducer | 6 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #541 | ring of aggravate monster | 9 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #50 | royal jelly | 403 |
| #992 | rubber emo roe | 24 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #315 | stick-on-a-string | 13 |
| #61 | string of Crimbo lights | 8 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #126 | targeting chip | 6 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #637 | toothsome rock | 15 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #952 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #630 | tree-eating kite | 48 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1160 | vinegar | 12 |
| #386 | wheel | 10 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | yo | 29 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |