| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #420 | Bonerdagon necklace | 28 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #624 | Boss Bat britches | 24 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #539 | Crown of the Goblin King | 47 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Nagamar | 29 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #429 | baby killer bee | 23 |
| #119 | baconstone bracelet | 7 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #605 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #267 | cocoa egg | 48 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #349 | delicious salad | 173 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #425 | drywall axe | 31 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #444 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #500 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #1366 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #632 | grue egg | 42 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #283 | lucky rabbit's foot | 23 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #73 | makeshift crane | 8 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |