| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #419 | Bonerdagon necklace | 28 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #625 | Boss Bat britches | 24 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #539 | Crown of the Goblin King | 47 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2029 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Nagamar | 29 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #429 | baby killer bee | 23 |
| #118 | baconstone bracelet | 7 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #605 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #269 | cocoa egg | 48 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #349 | delicious salad | 173 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #425 | drywall axe | 31 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #447 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #501 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #636 | grue egg | 42 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1659 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #284 | lucky rabbit's foot | 23 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #73 | makeshift crane | 8 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1165 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2993 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |