| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #419 | Bonerdagon necklace | 28 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #627 | Boss Bat britches | 24 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #541 | Crown of the Goblin King | 47 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #895 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #760 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #2324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Nagamar | 29 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #430 | baby killer bee | 23 |
| #118 | baconstone bracelet | 7 |
| #408 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1688 | badass belt | 32 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #607 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #2496 | club necklace | 2 |
| #270 | cocoa egg | 48 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #349 | delicious salad | 173 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #425 | drywall axe | 31 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1418 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1457 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #448 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #503 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #637 | grue egg | 42 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1657 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #285 | lucky rabbit's foot | 23 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #73 | makeshift crane | 8 |
| #2519 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #289 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #163 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1406 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1222 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1170 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2996 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7829 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4837 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7019 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7030 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6183 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7879 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7890 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6200 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6336 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1888 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |