| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #65 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 20 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #38 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #773 | blood flower | 7 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #930 | box of sunshine | 273 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #170 | pog #01 (spider) | 6 |
| #179 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 6 |
| #168 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 6 |
| #205 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #106 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 10 |
| #174 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #157 | pog #08 (hellion) | 7 |
| #266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |