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| #19 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 13 |
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| #137 | calle de miel | 13 |
| #665 | can of Binarrrca | 13 |
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| #24 | chain-mail monokini | 13 |
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| #88 | cheap wind-up clock | 13 |
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| #449 | chewing gum on a string | 13 |
| #50 | chintzy accordion pin | 13 |
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| #50 | chrome crossbow | 13 |
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| #50 | chrome sword | 13 |
| #18 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 13 |
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| #744 | cog | 13 |
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| #81 | cold hi mein | 13 |
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| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
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| #47 | cordial of concentration | 13 |
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| #187 | crowbarrr | 13 |
| #17 | curdflinger | 13 |
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| #15 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #424 | dead guy's watch | 13 |
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| #56 | delectable catalyst | 13 |
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| #36 | denim axe | 13 |
| #749 | dense meat stack | 13 |
| #220 | deodorant | 13 |
| #356 | desiccated apricot | 13 |
| #387 | diamond-studded cane | 13 |
| #38 | dingy planks | 13 |
| #631 | dirty hobo gloves | 13 |
| #1022 | disassembled clover | 13 |
| #110 | disbelief suspenders | 13 |
| #1010 | disco ball | 13 |
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| #525 | disease | 13 |
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| #263 | disturbing fanfic | 666 |
| #77 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 13 |
| #99 | dope wheels | 13 |
| #310 | drab sonata | 13 |
| #418 | draggin' ball hat | 13 |
| #263 | dried face | 13 |
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| #140 | ducha de oro | 13 |
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| #17 | eXtreme meat sword | 13 |
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| #30 | eXtreme nose ring | 13 |
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| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #524 | effervescent potion | 13 |
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| #246 | enormous belt buckle | 13 |
| #465 | evil golden arch | 13 |
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| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #207 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 13 |
| #154 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 13 |
| #490 | eye of newt | 13 |
| #72 | eyedrops of the ermine | 13 |
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| #416 | f3d0r4 | 13 |
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| #97 | fettucini Inconnu | 13 |
| #34 | fez of etymology | 13 |
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| #407 | flute of flat champagne | 13 |
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| #240 | foolscap fool's cap | 13 |
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| #66 | jabañero pepper | 13 |
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| #187 | jug-o-magicalness | 13 |
| #53 | ketchup | 13 |
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| #541 | kite | 13 |
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| #19 | knob mushroom wine | 13 |
| #49 | knobby helmet turtle | 13 |
| #19 | knoll mushroom wine | 13 |
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| #824 | length of string | 13 |
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| #78 | los chinos | 13 |
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| #234 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 13 |
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| #748 | magical ice cubes | 13 |
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| #25 | makeshift cape | 13 |
| #54 | makeshift crane | 13 |
| #13 | makeshift skirt | 13 |
| #12 | makeshift turban | 13 |
| #70 | mandarina colada | 13 |
| #113 | many-eyed glasses | 13 |
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| #176 | meat engine | 13 |
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| #29 | menudo | 13 |
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| #758 | metallic A | 13 |
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| #51 | mimosette | 13 |
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| #245 | miner's helmet | 13 |
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| #15 | misshapen animal skeleton | 13 |
| #154 | monkey wrench | 13 |
| #598 | moxie weed | 13 |
| #144 | mullet wig | 13 |
| #70 | munchies pill | 13 |
| #490 | murky potion | 13 |
| #571 | mushroom fermenting solution | 13 |
| #221 | necklace chain | 13 |
| #277 | ninja hot pants | 13 |
| #184 | ninja mop | 13 |
| #82 | nothing-in-the-box | 13 |
| #168 | ocean motion | 13 |
| #159 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 13 |
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| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
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| #108 | ointment of the occult | 13 |
| #357 | old coin purse | 13 |
| #338 | old leather wallet | 13 |
| #469 | olive | 13 |
| #32 | olive lo mein | 13 |
| #28 | one-winged stab bat | 13 |
| #72 | onion shurikens | 13 |
| #69 | opera mask | 13 |
| #534 | orange | 13 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
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| #501 | orange snowcone | 13 |
| #98 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 13 |
| #194 | original G | 666 |
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| #403 | oversized pizza cutter | 13 |
| #312 | oyster basket | 13 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
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| #694 | pail | 13 |
| #40 | painful penne pasta | 13 |
| #62 | pants kit | 13 |
| #290 | pants of the Slug Lord | 13 |
| #591 | papaya | 13 |
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| #151 | papaya taco | 13 |
| #50 | papotion of papower | 13 |
| #30 | parisian cathouse | 13 |
| #853 | pasta spoon | 13 |
| #544 | patchouli incense stick | 13 |
| #28 | penguin shorts | 13 |
| #847 | penguin skin | 13 |
| #28 | penguin skin buckler | 13 |
| #32 | penguin whip | 13 |
| #19 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 13 |
| #17 | pentacorn hat | 13 |
| #35 | perfume of prejudice | 13 |
| #158 | perpendicular hula | 13 |
| #14 | pestoblade | 13 |
| #372 | phat turquoise bead | 13 |
| #140 | philter of phorce | 13 |
| #145 | phonics down | 666 |
| #708 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 13 |
| #490 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #140 | pie crust | 13 |
| #202 | piercing post | 13 |
| #478 | pile of candy | 13 |
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| #265 | pile of jumping beans | 13 |
| #14 | pimpin' meat hat | 13 |
| #621 | pink candy heart | 13 |
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| #94 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 13 |
| #238 | pirate pelvis | 13 |
| #157 | pirate shirt | 13 |
| #248 | pitchfork | 13 |
| #40 | pixel hat | 13 |
| #28 | pixel sword | 13 |
| #761 | pixellated candy heart | 13 |
| #206 | plain pizza | 13 |
| #272 | plot hole | 666 |
| #181 | pointy mushroom | 13 |
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| #36 | polka-dot bow tie | 13 |
| #415 | pool cue | 13 |
| #493 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #578 | porquoise | 13 |
| #11 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 13 |
| #420 | possessed top | 13 |
| #16 | potato pistol | 13 |
| #152 | potato sprout | 13 |
| #61 | potion of potency | 13 |
| #337 | poutine | 13 |
| #42 | pr0n cocktail | 13 |
| #68 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 13 |
| #57 | pr0n taco | 13 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #290 | prehistoric spear | 13 |
| #1132 | pretty flower | 13 |
| #153 | probability potion | 666 |
| #156 | procrastination potion | 666 |
| #106 | prosthetic forehead | 13 |
| #93 | prussian cathouse | 13 |
| #174 | puce paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #269 | puce plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #272 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #168 | puce striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #125 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 13 |
| #264 | quantum polarity inducer | 13 |
| #27 | rabbit punch | 13 |
| #837 | radium-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #145 | rag doll | 13 |
| #250 | ram horns | 13 |
| #232 | ram stick | 13 |
| #28 | ram-battering staff | 13 |
| #142 | raspberry | 13 |
| #17 | raspberry beret | 13 |
| #428 | rat appendix | 13 |
| #118 | rat appendix kabob | 13 |
| #31 | rat scrapple | 13 |
| #19 | ratarang | 13 |
| #234 | ratgut | 13 |
| #116 | ratini | 13 |
| #50 | ravioli della hippy | 13 |
| #837 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #558 | razor-sharp can lid | 13 |
| #595 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #52 | really really sticky spider web | 13 |
| #32 | really sticky spider web | 13 |
| #256 | recursive spline reticulator | 13 |
| #222 | red paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #280 | red pixel potion | 13 |
| #360 | red plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #220 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #481 | red snowcone | 13 |
| #205 | red striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #152 | redrum | 13 |
| #11 | reinforced furry underpants | 13 |
| #401 | reodorant | 13 |
| #271 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 13 |
| #89 | rewinged stab bat | 13 |
| #166 | rice bowl | 13 |
| #550 | ridiculously huge sword | 13 |
| #178 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 13 |
| #251 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 13 |
| #299 | [2108]rock | 13 |
| #139 | rockin' wagon | 13 |
| #208 | roll in the hay | 13 |
| #21 | roll of drink tickets | 13 |
| #170 | roll of toilet paper | 666 |
| #451 | royal jelly | 13 |
| #62 | royal jelly taco | 13 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #74 | rubber axe | 13 |
| #540 | ruby W | 13 |
| #169 | rum and cola | 13 |
| #283 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 13 |
| #46 | rusty metal ring | 13 |
| #42 | rusty metal shaft | 13 |
| #441 | sabre teeth | 13 |
| #117 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 13 |
| #162 | safarrri hat | 13 |
| #427 | salty dog | 13 |
| #132 | salty slug | 13 |
| #21 | sauce of the ages | 13 |
| #1080 | saucepan | 13 |
| #157 | sausage pizza | 13 |
| #8 | scary death orb | 13 |
| #171 | screwdriver | 13 |
| #191 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #161 | scroll of drastic healing | 666 |
| #672 | scroll of pasta summoning | 13 |
| #54 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 13 |
| #775 | scrumptious reagent | 13 |
| #607 | seal tooth | 13 |
| #934 | seal-clubbing club | 13 |
| #12 | sebaceous shield | 13 |
| #138 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 13 |
| #15 | sequined fez | 13 |
| #80 | serpentine sword | 13 |
| #155 | serum of sarcasm | 13 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #36 | sewer turtle | 13 |
| #51 | shaving cream | 13 |
| #370 | shingle | 13 |
| #99 | shiny butcherknife | 13 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #44 | shirt kit | 13 |
| #272 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 13 |
| #174 | silver shrimp fork | 13 |
| #367 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 13 |
| #137 | sk8board | 13 |
| #912 | skeleton bone | 13 |
| #385 | skeleton key | 13 |
| #56 | skeleton key ring | 13 |
| #33 | skeletortoise | 13 |
| #425 | skewer | 13 |
| #108 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 13 |
| #40 | skewered cat appendix | 13 |
| #47 | skirt / kilt kit | 13 |
| #209 | slap and tickle | 13 |
| #137 | sleaze nuggets | 13 |
| #116 | sleaze powder | 13 |
| #186 | sleaze wad | 13 |
| #83 | sleazy hi mein | 13 |
| #108 | slingshot | 13 |
| #155 | slip 'n' slide | 13 |
| #306 | small box | 13 |
| #80 | small leather glove | 13 |
| #570 | smart skull | 13 |
| #509 | smoky potion | 13 |
| #8 | smoldering staff | 13 |
| #49 | smudged alchemical recipe | 13 |
| #70 | snake shield | 13 |
| #89 | snarling wolf shield | 13 |
| #473 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 13 |
| #115 | snorkel | 13 |
| #275 | snowboarder pants | 13 |
| #196 | sock monkey | 13 |
| #267 | soda water | 13 |
| #236 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 666 |
| #32 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 13 |
| #442 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 13 |
| #11 | soylent staff | 13 |
| #90 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 13 |
| #81 | spiced rum | 13 |
| #669 | spices | 13 |
| #75 | spicy bean burrito | 13 |
| #72 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 13 |
| #60 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 13 |
| #27 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 13 |
| #37 | spicy noodles | 13 |
| #773 | spider web | 13 |
| #268 | spiked femur | 13 |
| #148 | spooky bicycle chain | 13 |
| #156 | spooky cosmetics bag | 13 |
| #367 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #168 | spooky eyeliner | 13 |
| #661 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #82 | spooky hi mein | 13 |
| #736 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #189 | spooky lipstick | 13 |
| #49 | spooky lo mein | 13 |
| #98 | spooky mushroom | 666 |
| #31 | spooky mushroom wine | 13 |
| #154 | spooky nuggets | 13 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #125 | spooky powder | 13 |
| #66 | spooky shroomkabob | 13 |
| #473 | spooky shrunken head | 13 |
| #51 | spooky staff | 13 |
| #512 | spooky stick | 13 |
| #424 | spooky stuffing | 13 |
| #371 | spooky toy wheel | 13 |
| #200 | spooky wad | 13 |
| #514 | spooky wooden block | 13 |
| #231 | spray paint | 13 |
| #686 | spring | 13 |
| #702 | sprocket | 13 |
| #32 | sprocket assembly | 13 |
| #11 | squeaky staff | 13 |
| #174 | stale baguette | 13 |
| #423 | stalk of asparagus | 13 |
| #697 | star | 13 |
| #20 | star boomerang | 13 |
| #540 | star chart | 13 |
| #107 | star crossbow | 13 |
| #140 | star hat | 13 |
| #38 | star shirt | 13 |
| #22 | star spatula | 13 |
| #50 | star starfish | 13 |
| #173 | stench nuggets | 13 |
| #111 | stench powder | 13 |
| #261 | stench wad | 13 |
| #190 | stick | 13 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #315 | stick-on-a-string | 13 |
| #80 | stinky hi mein | 13 |
| #194 | stinky mushroom | 13 |
| #25 | stinky mushroom wine | 13 |
| #1034 | stolen accordion | 13 |
| #46 | stone banjo | 13 |
| #601 | stone of eXtreme power | 13 |
| #556 | strawberry | 13 |
| #251 | strawberry daiquiri | 13 |
| #109 | strawberry pie | 13 |
| #145 | strawberry wine | 13 |
| #668 | stringy sinew | 13 |
| #356 | strongness elixir | 13 |
| #70 | studded leather boxer shorts | 13 |
| #3308 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #3382 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #3427 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3375 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1467 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3404 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #640 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #664 | stuffing | 13 |
| #165 | styrofoam ore | 13 |
| #254 | sub-molecular interocitor | 13 |
| #116 | sucky decal | 13 |
| #215 | sugar-coated pine cone | 13 |
| #629 | sunken chest | 13 |
| #331 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 13 |
| #171 | super-spiky hair gel | 666 |
| #185 | supportive bra | 13 |
| #329 | swashbuckling pants | 13 |
| #139 | sweet ninja sword | 13 |
| #31 | sweet rims | 13 |
| #40 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 13 |
| #34 | sword hilt | 13 |
| #26 | sword of static | 13 |
| #373 | t8r tots | 13 |
| #442 | taco shell | 13 |
| #486 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #338 | tambourine bells | 13 |
| #58 | tangarita | 13 |
| #147 | tangerine | 13 |
| #161 | tap shoes | 13 |
| #56 | tasket | 13 |
| #112 | tassel | 13 |
| #331 | tattered scrap of paper | 13 |
| #497 | teddy bear | 13 |
| #64 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 13 |
| #578 | ten-leaf clover | 13 |
| #139 | tenderizing hammer | 13 |
| #20 | teqiwila | 13 |
| #66 | teqiwila slammer | 13 |
| #143 | tequila sunrise | 13 |
| #51 | tequila sunset | 13 |
| #328 | thin black candle | 666 |
| #32 | tighty whiteys | 13 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #310 | tiny house | 666 |
| #80 | tiny ninja sword | 13 |
| #436 | tires | 13 |
| #57 | tisket | 13 |
| #479 | titanium assault umbrella | 13 |
| #2737 | toast | 13 |
| #129 | tofu casserole | 13 |
| #24 | tofu taco | 13 |
| #661 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #645 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #754 | tomato | 13 |
| #174 | tomato juice of powerful power | 13 |
| #115 | tonic water | 13 |
| #286 | tooth | 13 |
| #135 | toothbrush | 13 |
| #707 | toothsome rock | 13 |
| #349 | top | 13 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #632 | towel | 13 |
| #647 | toy crazy train | 13 |
| #574 | toy jet pack | 13 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #642 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #595 | toy space helmet | 13 |
| #137 | toy train | 13 |
| #1380 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #35 | tube of hair oil | 13 |
| #266 | turtle pheromones | 13 |
| #1081 | turtle totem | 13 |
| #28 | tuxedo shirt | 13 |
| #324 | twinkly nuggets | 13 |
| #275 | twinkly powder | 13 |
| #821 | twinkly wad | 13 |
| #19 | two-handed depthsword | 13 |
| #306 | uncooked chorizo | 13 |
| #18 | union scalemail pants | 13 |
| #18 | unlocked meat locker | 13 |
| #310 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 13 |
| #1354 | useless powder | 13 |
| #1676 | valuable trinket | 13 |
| #678 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #82 | vial of patchouli oil | 13 |
| #517 | viking helmet | 13 |
| #1143 | vinegar | 13 |
| #171 | vodka and cranberry | 13 |
| #49 | vodka and tonic | 13 |
| #19 | vodka gibson | 13 |
| #139 | vodka martini | 13 |
| #74 | vodka stratocaster | 13 |
| #44 | volleyball | 13 |
| #368 | vorpal blade | 13 |
| #771 | wad of dough | 13 |
| #323 | wad of tofu | 13 |
| #81 | walrus-tusk earring | 13 |
| #192 | wang | 13 |
| #132 | warm mushroom | 13 |
| #271 | wheel | 13 |
| #48 | whip kit | 13 |
| #175 | whiskey and cola | 13 |
| #97 | whiskey and soda | 13 |
| #24 | whiskey bittersweet | 13 |
| #180 | whiskey sour | 13 |
| #243 | white Canadian | 13 |
| #11 | white belt | 13 |
| #647 | white candy heart | 13 |
| #275 | white chocolate chip cookies | 13 |
| #486 | white chocolate chips | 13 |
| #140 | white collar | 13 |
| #520 | white lightning | 13 |
| #294 | white picket fence | 13 |
| #700 | white pixel | 13 |
| #278 | white satin pants | 13 |
| #168 | white satin shield | 13 |
| #520 | white snake skin | 13 |
| #20 | white snakeskin duster | 13 |
| #308 | white sword | 13 |
| #16 | white whip | 13 |
| #14 | wholeberd | 13 |
| #15 | wiffle-flail | 13 |
| #394 | windchimes | 13 |
| #88 | wine spritzer | 13 |
| #778 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #650 | wolf mask | 13 |
| #81 | wooden axe | 13 |
| #63 | wooden figurine | 13 |
| #226 | wooden stakes | 13 |
| #165 | worn tophat | 13 |
| #340 | worthless gewgaw | 13 |
| #425 | worthless knick-knack | 13 |
| #300 | worthless trinket | 13 |
| #559 | wussiness potion | 13 |
| #37 | yak anorak | 13 |
| #109 | yak skin | 13 |
| #14 | yak toupee | 13 |
| #28 | yak whip | 13 |
| #19 | yakskin buckler | 13 |
| #15 | yakskin kilt | 13 |
| #13 | yakskin pants | 13 |
| #11 | yakskin skirt | 13 |
| #17 | ye olde golde frontes | 13 |
| #104 | yellow brick road | 13 |
| #761 | yellow candy heart | 13 |
| #190 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #463 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #157 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #176 | yellow striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #1199 | yeti fur | 13 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #62 | zmobie | 13 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |