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Rank	Item	Quantity
#911	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#197	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	53
#1051	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#889	4-ball	3
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#900	6-ball	3
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1115	8-ball	10
#401	9-ball	2
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#1332	Boss Bat britches	8
#422	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	15
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1122	Cloaca grenade	7
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#474	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	12
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1057	Dyspepsi grenade	7
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#970	Feynman gate	8
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#275	Gnollish toolbox	16
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#279	Jolly Roger charrrm	13
#478	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	14
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#174	Knob sausage	52
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#216	MSG	1
#886	Mad Train wine	43
#308	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#104	NG	17
#287	Neuromancer	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#122	Ram's Face Lager	498
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#227	Spam Witch sammich	204
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#279	Trollhouse cookies	156
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#2089	Valentine	2
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#125	WA	4
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#248	White Citadel burger	9
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#1633	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#2362	Yummy Tummy bean	15
#282	a little sump'm sump'm	10
#380	abominable snowcone	33
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#683	anticheese	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#377	arrrgyle socks	6
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#188	asbestos staff	3
#150	asbestos sword	5
#788	asparagus knife	3
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#531	baconstone	15
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1747	badass belt	31
#114	bag of Cheat-Os	156
#339	balaclava baklava	7
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#741	bar skin	7
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#1262	barrrnacle	6
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#901	baseball	1
#53	basic meat crossbow	5
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#78	basic meat pants	3
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#45	basic meat staff	5
#112	basic meat sword	2
#356	bat guano	32
#1017	bat wing	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#367	batgut	70
#62	beer cartilage	10
#472	beer lens	3
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#530	big red clown nose	9
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#568	bloody clown pants	6
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#504	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	6
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#211	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#316	bottle of popskull	6
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#728	bowl of cottage cheese	10
#585	box	12
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#748	briefcase	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#421	broken skull	39
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#433	bubblewrap ore	3
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#109	buckler buckle	5
#486	bugbear beanie	10
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#114	calle de miel	17
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#1976	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1280	candied yams	6
#857	candy brain	1
#3287	candy cane	4
#1784	candy stake	4
#685	capacitor relay	14
#636	carbon nanotube frame	16
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#399	carob chunks	9
#389	casino pass	7
#378	cast	46
#329	cat appendix	10
#565	catgut	6
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#215	cheap wind-up clock	2
#823	chef's hat	3
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#653	chorizo taco	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#2495	club necklace	2
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#431	cocoa eggshell fragment	114
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#568	cog	33
#250	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#357	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#428	concentrated magicalness pill	3
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#423	cool whip	6
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#114	crossbow string	3
#291	crowbarrr	8
#104	curdflinger	1
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
#962	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#346	delicious noodles	3
#217	denim axe	2
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#251	deodorant	11
#524	desiccated apricot	5
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#224	diamond-studded cane	31
#209	dingy planks	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#346	dishrag	1
#653	disintegrating quill pen	3
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#403	drab sonata	9
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#336	drywall axe	39
#218	ducha de oro	8
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#302	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#305	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#287	dusty right radius	1
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#312	dusty right second rear claw	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#769	easter egg balloon	32
#946	effervescent potion	1
#228	eggbeater	2
#1838	eggnog	4
#516	empty meat tank	3
#283	enchanted barbell	6
#604	enchanted bean	1
#95	enchanted brass knuckles	2
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#300	enormous belt buckle	10
#970	evil golden arch	1
#161	evil golden arches	8
#244	evil googly eye	18
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#145	exotic orchid	1
#708	eye of newt	5
#403	eye-pod	1
#1084	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#713	fancy bath salts	4
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1589	fancy dress ball	4
#344	fat stacks of cash	27
#1390	felt	5
#412	fermenting powder	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#1761	fire	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#344	flaming crutch	18
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#527	flange	2
#287	flaregun	49
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#364	flat dough	3
#268	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#563	flute of flat champagne	6
#63	flypaper staff	1
#431	foie gras	1
#536	foolscap fool's cap	3
#99	football helmet	1
#226	forest tears	3
#462	fortune cookie	1
#282	fricasseed brains	3
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#490	frilly skirt	5
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#235	frozen nunchaku	14
#102	fruit basket	2
#2467	fruitcake	3
#1456	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#440	fuzzbump	3
#1240	fuzzy dice	5
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#309	ghuol ears	49
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#133	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#130	gin and tonic	1
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#100	glass of goat's milk	139
#72	glistening staff	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#318	gnatwing	14
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#302	gnoll lips	12
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#820	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#129	goat cheese pizza	108
#528	gob of wet hair	14
#93	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2190	googly eye	2
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#339	gr8ps	11
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1159	green candy heart	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#843	green snowcone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#548	grog	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#534	guano coffee cup	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#374	halfberd	1
#477	hamethyst	17
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#1281	handful of hand chalk	1
#268	handsomeness potion	7
#266	harem girl t-shirt	4
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1193	heavy D	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1513	herbal stuffing	4
#993	herbs	1
#606	hermit permit	1
#601	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	4
#414	hill of beans	41
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#353	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#74	hot and sour sauce	1
#268	hot hi mein	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#334	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#282	hot wing	277
#605	huge spoon	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#804	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	61
#686	ice-cold Willer	41
#651	ice-cold fotie	18
#464	ice-cold six-pack	15
#325	iced-out bling	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#741	infernal insoles	1
#408	inkwell	6
#104	insanely spicy bean burrito	152
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#599	ion grid	19
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#402	irate sombrero	4
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#960	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3
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Wow, that's 5,595 items total!

what items are this player missing?