Piefight

RankItemQuantity
#44:20 bomb2,022
#369Amulet of Yendor63
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#36Comma Chameleon egg2
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#125Doc's Miracle Cure11
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#92Earring of Fire1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#636Ent cider8
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#13Grimacite Bock4
#231Hodgman's blanket6
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#17Jarlsberg's pan1
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#51Libram of Candy Heart Summoning2
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#44Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#30Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#66Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#764Mob Penguin cellular phone20
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#841Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#66Pendant of Fire1
#45Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#569Pokëmann figurine: Nothing2
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#5Spooky Putty sheet1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#25The Confiscator's Grimoire1
#101The Ring1
#38The Smith's Tome1
#33Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#26Travoltan trousers2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary chutney sculpture2
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#769aspirin1
#82astral badger1
#411bag of airline peanuts74
#716baggie of powdered sugar13
#626ball10
#338bell-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#138blank diary1
#336blood flower25
🥈blue ribbon1
#18bottle of lovebug pheromones1
#317broken cellular phone10
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#628can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce14
#783candied yams11
#3617candy cane3
#633chocolate-frosted king cake2
#12cream pie840
#146doll house40
#1168dollhive3
#93duck-on-a-string20
#372duct tape100
#340empty blowgun6
#779enchanted leopard-print barbell8
#971fancy chocolate3
#901felt10
#303fez of etymology1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1786fruitcake6
#9glob of green slime425
#372gloomy black mushroom8
#314googly eye44
🥈green traffic cone1
#70groovy prism necklace1
#150haiku katana1
#965herb brownies4
#1015herbal stuffing7
#448iron pasta spoon12
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#742kite10
#574kneecapping stick20
#185length of string63
#105little box of fireworks1
#373loaded serum blowgun11
#55lovecat tail15
#539mafia aria40
#167marionette10
#4memory of a C691
🥈memory of a G650
🥉memory of some delicious amino acids3,200
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1140orange glowstick1
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#133packet of mayfly bait1
#145pet rock50
#495petrified time1
#214picture of a dead guy's girlfriend4
#25pie crust300
#12pirate shirt203
#199plastic passion fruit10
#59questionable taco10
#231rag doll10
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#865sandwich of the gods8
#53shark tooth necklace1
#515sleeping snowy owl5
#286sock monkey10
🥇spandex anniversary shorts2
#70stinky cheese ball1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1002stuffed doppelshifter10
#862stuffing10
#355support cummerbund20
🥇time sleigh1
#353tin cup of mulligan stew3
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#748tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#747tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer2
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1356tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#1238tofurkey gravy6
#1236tofurkey leg6
#219top20
#185toy soldier10
#207toy train10
#840toy wheel10
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#24wolf mask4,926
#322wooden block10
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#340zombie pineal gland13

Wow, that's 14,532 items total!

what items are this player missing?