| #4 | 4:20 bomb | 2,022 |
| #369 | Amulet of Yendor | 63 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #125 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #636 | Ent cider | 8 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #13 | Grimacite Bock | 4 |
| #231 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #764 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #25 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #26 | Travoltan trousers | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #411 | bag of airline peanuts | 74 |
| #716 | baggie of powdered sugar | 13 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #336 | blood flower | 25 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #18 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #317 | broken cellular phone | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #628 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 14 |
| #783 | candied yams | 11 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #12 | cream pie | 840 |
| #146 | doll house | 40 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #93 | duck-on-a-string | 20 |
| #372 | duct tape | 100 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #9 | glob of green slime | 425 |
| #372 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #314 | googly eye | 44 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #965 | herb brownies | 4 |
| #1015 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #574 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #185 | length of string | 63 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| #55 | lovecat tail | 15 |
| #539 | mafia aria | 40 |
| #167 | marionette | 10 |
| #4 | memory of a C | 691 |
| 🥈 | memory of a G | 650 |
| 🥉 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3,200 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #145 | pet rock | 50 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #214 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #25 | pie crust | 300 |
| #12 | pirate shirt | 203 |
| #199 | plastic passion fruit | 10 |
| #59 | questionable taco | 10 |
| #231 | rag doll | 10 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #286 | sock monkey | 10 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #862 | stuffing | 10 |
| #355 | support cummerbund | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1238 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #219 | top | 20 |
| #185 | toy soldier | 10 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #24 | wolf mask | 4,926 |
| #322 | wooden block | 10 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #340 | zombie pineal gland | 13 |