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| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #190 | Bonerdagon necklace | 49 |
| #39 | Boss Bat bling | 70 |
| #330 | Boss Bat britches | 42 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #496 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #147 | Crimboween memo | 57 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #456 | Drowsy Sword | 41 |
| #90 | Frosty's frosty mug | 21 |
| #31 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 57 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #56 | Hodgman's blanket | 22 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #452 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 60 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #72 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 19 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #211 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #54 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 21 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #15 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 710 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #257 | badass belt | 142 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #447 | bat guano | 17 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #282 | battered Crimbo Crate | 45 |
| #107 | beertini | 21 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #76 | black snowcone | 41 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #242 | blood flower | 43 |
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| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #44 | bunch of bananas | 107 |
| #43 | candy brain | 200 |
| #44 | canteen of wine | 321 |
| #88 | carob chunk noodles | 28 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #83 | chorizo brownies | 31 |
| #49 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 178 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #213 | delicious salad | 236 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #651 | disco mask | 33 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #97 | dusty Crimbo crate | 87 |
| #254 | easter egg balloon | 74 |
| #33 | elven limbos gingerbread | 218 |
| #19 | elven moonshine | 315 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #27 | epic wad | 30 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #79 | extra-greasy slider | 33 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #70 | fancy canapés | 6 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #21 | frightful feather | 666 |
| #48 | frozen banquet | 29 |
| #64 | funky brass fez | 8 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #35 | giant glass of brandy | 11 |
| #255 | gingerbread bugbear | 101 |
| #791 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
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| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #83 | gloomy mushroom wine | 8 |
| #183 | gnoll teeth | 26 |
| #98 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 3 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #32 | golden plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #76 | half-rotten brain | 15 |
| #811 | handful of confetti | 52 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #76 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 32 |
| #121 | jar of swamp gas | 699 |
| #36 | knuckle sandwich | 513 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #122 | loose teeth | 769 |
| #111 | lovecat tail | 8 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #346 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #57 | mushroom fermenting solution | 115 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #598 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #252 | obsidian dagger | 56 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | oily mushroom wine | 8 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #85 | pack of KWE trading card | 28 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #144 | papaya slung | 14 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #161 | plastic passion fruit | 12 |
| #360 | pork elf goodies sack | 19 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #8 | powdered toad horn | 50 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #29 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 36 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #105 | sabre teeth | 214 |
| #91 | salty slug | 23 |
| #238 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #230 | sawblade shield | 14 |
| #100 | seal tooth | 371 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #18 | shark tooth | 37 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #121 | sleeping snowy owl | 36 |
| #33 | slime-soaked brain | 6 |
| #29 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 7 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #556 | spectre scepter | 59 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #376 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 45 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #92 | teddy borg | 98 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #161 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #92 | tomato daiquiri | 17 |
| #325 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #19 | tooth | 301 |
| 🥈 | toothbrush | 4,366 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #388 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #49 | voodoo snuff | 31 |
| #110 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 25 |
| #168 | wind-up chattering teeth | 161 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #357 | wrench bracelet | 9 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #22 | zmobie | 100 |
| #52 | zombie pineal gland | 52 |