Mister_Turd

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#994photoprotoneutron torpedo3
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🥈plexifoam chin strap1
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#1729really dense meat stack1
#136really sticky spider web1
#945red class ring2
#515redrum1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#693reodorant2
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
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#1652rigid carapace1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#272ring of increase damage2
#1556roasted marshmallow1
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#823rocky raccoon1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#494roll in the hay1
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#638round purple sunglasses1
#374rubber axe2
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#347rusty bonesaw1
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#96sack of doorknobs1
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#705sake bomb2
#874salamander spleen2
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#1308saucepan6
#479savoy truffle2
#2589sawblade fragment1
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#442scorpion whip1
#589screwdriver1
#1095scroll of drastic healing5
#1192scroll of pasta summoning3
#999scrumptious reagent3
#909seal tooth3
#1380seal-clubbing club3
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#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
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#699shot of orange schnapps1
#175shot of peach schnapps1
#168shot of pear schnapps1
#358shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#723silver tongue charrrm1
#97sinewy crossbow string1
#480six pack of Mountain Stream6
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#796skeleton bone20
#811skeleton key2
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#522soda water1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
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#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#461sparkler11
#138special sauce glove1
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Wow, that's 2,632 items total!

what items are this player missing?