Museum :: Mister

Mister_Turd

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#737	30669 scroll	4
#771	33398 scroll	8
#454	334 scroll	10
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#2890	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#1795	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#62	Frogade	12
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#656	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#675	Knob Goblin firecracker	13
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#651	Knob Goblin scimitar	7
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#758	Knob Goblin tongs	5
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#646	Knob sausage	1
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#496	M-242	11
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#913	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	6
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#869	Mountain Stream soda	3
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#520	Orcish baseball cap	4
#383	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#747	Spam Witch sammich	11
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#1377	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	9
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#912	Trollhouse cookies	9
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#266	White Citadel fries	5
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#612	adder bladder	4
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#623	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#489	ancient protein powder	4
#533	ancient spice	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#271	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#284	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#888	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#898	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1850	baby killer bee	1
#6539	badass belt	2
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#293	banana-frosted king cake	10
#218	banjo strings	1
#2129	barrrnacle	1
#770	bat guano	3
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#924	beer bomb	2
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#458	beer helmet	5
#543	beer lens	2
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#703	big red clown nose	4
#347	big rock	2
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#534	black greaves	2
#547	black helmet	2
#461	black picnic basket	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#571	black sword	2
#728	blackberry	3
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#826	blue class ring	1
#65	bone collar	6
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#598	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	3
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1170	bottle of gin	2
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#958	bottle of rum	14
#1132	bottle of tequila	3
#130	bottle of ultravitamins	5
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1215	bottle of whiskey	4
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#779	bowl of cottage cheese	8
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#770	box	6
#1102	boxed wine	3
#241	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#393	bronzed locust	3
#516	brown sugar cane	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#591	buckyball	8
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#442	cactus fruit	2
#554	can of Swiller	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2359	candied yams	2
#4134	candy cane	2
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#504	canopic jar	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#901	cast	3
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#727	catgut	2
#216	catgut taco	1
#568	centipede eggs	2
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#88	charged magnet	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#686	chrome ore	4
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#652	clown shoes	2
#557	clown skin	6
#239	clownskin belt	1
#204	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#886	cocoa eggshell fragment	11
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#566	communications windchimes	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#558	cool whip	3
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1027	corpsetini	4
#951	cranberries	5
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#648	daisy	2
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#693	decorative fountain	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#682	demon skin	5
#859	dense meat stack	8
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1431	disco ball	4
#1533	disco mask	2
#850	disease	3
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#1382	disturbing fanfic	9
#550	divine blowout	1
#508	divine can of silly string	2
#523	divine champagne flute	2
#478	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2105	duct tape	2
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#165	dusty animal cranium	2
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#198	dusty animal pelvis	2
#639	dusty bottle of Marsala	11
#724	dusty bottle of Merlot	8
#669	dusty bottle of Muscat	10
#745	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	7
#801	dusty bottle of Port	5
#611	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	11
#60	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	6
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#123	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	4
#52	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	7
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#116	dusty first caudal vertebra	4
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#128	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#76	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	5
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#63	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	6
#142	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
#201	dusty left clavicle	2
#180	dusty left eighth rib	2
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#201	dusty left femur	2
#137	dusty left fibula	3
#88	dusty left fifth rib	5
#185	dusty left first front claw	2
#86	dusty left first rear claw	5
#38	dusty left first rib	10
#139	dusty left fourth front claw	3
#102	dusty left fourth rear claw	4
#138	dusty left fourth rib	3
#141	dusty left humerus	3
#111	dusty left kneecap	4
#41	dusty left ninth rib	9
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#109	dusty left second rear claw	4
#114	dusty left second rib	4
#143	dusty left seventh rib	3
#141	dusty left sixth rib	3
#88	dusty left tenth rib	5
#175	dusty left third front claw	2
#109	dusty left third rear claw	4
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#108	dusty left thumb	4
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#49	dusty left twelfth rib	7
#52	dusty left ulna	7
#97	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	4
#50	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	7
#83	dusty right clavicle	5
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#139	dusty right femur	3
#201	dusty right fibula	2
#145	dusty right fifth rib	3
#61	dusty right first front claw	6
#141	dusty right first rear claw	3
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#107	dusty right fourth rear claw	4
#94	dusty right fourth rib	5
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#136	dusty right kneecap	3
#119	dusty right ninth rib	4
#84	dusty right radius	5
#84	dusty right scapula	5
#78	dusty right second front claw	5
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#104	dusty right second rib	4
#63	dusty right seventh rib	6
#138	dusty right sixth rib	3
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#199	dusty right third rear claw	2
#188	dusty right third rib	2
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#141	dusty right tibia	3
#140	dusty right twelfth rib	3
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#98	dusty second caudal vertebra	4
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#141	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
#58	dusty second thoracic vertebra	6
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#149	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	3
#101	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	4
#148	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	3
#65	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	6
#135	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	3
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#188	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	2
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#140	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
#75	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#557	eXtreme mittens	4
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#671	eXtreme scarf	2
#947	effervescent potion	1
#2363	eggnog	2
#743	elven limbos gingerbread	16
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#871	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	5
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#239	escargotsicle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#272	exploding hacky-sack	4
#592	eye of newt	9
#622	eyepatch	6
#723	f3d0r4	3
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#409	fancy bath salts	23
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#508	ferret bait	5
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#571	filthy corduroys	6
#498	filthy knitted dread sack	8
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#487	filthy pestle	2
#473	filthy poultice	2
#880	fine wine	1
#529	fire poi	1
#557	fish-liver oil	2
#580	flaming talons	6
#634	flirtatious feather	3
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#90	floaty rock	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#632	foolscap fool's cap	2
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#1015	frigid ninja stars	2
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#210	fruitfilm	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#265	furry pants	2
#310	ga-ga radio	7
#662	gas balloon	1
#677	ghuol ears	7
#1010	ghuol egg	4
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#807	ghuol guolash	3
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1644	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#596	gingerbread horror	10
#2417	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#953	glowing red eye	2
#589	gnatwing	3
#65	gnatwing earring	4
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#821	goat beard	1
#727	goat cheese	3
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#496	gob of wet hair	17
#2776	golden ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#339	gr8ps	11
#722	grapes	2
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#841	green snowcone	1
#337	gremlin juice	5
#199	gremlin mutagen	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#441	gyroscope	6
#655	hair spray	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#4481	handful of confetti	2
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#544	handful of moss	2
#647	handful of sand	8
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#904	heavy D	9
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#758	hellion cube	2
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#797	hemp string	2
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#995	herbs	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#759	hill of beans	5
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#588	hot date	2
#788	hot katana blade	4
#1287	hot wing	1
#263	hypodermic needle	6
#1376	iGoogly	3
#1498	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	5
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#797	ice-cold six-pack	4
#23	icicle katana	6
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#547	infernal insoles	3
#411	inflatable duck	2
#590	inkwell	2
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#311	jug-o-magicalness	5
#388	keg shield	3
#184	ketchup	1
#621	ketchup hound	3
#388	kick-ass kicks	3
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
🥈	laser cannon	1
#2880	laser-broiled pear	3
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#516	lead necklace	14
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#731	leather mask	2
#569	leathery bat skin	5
#553	leathery cat skin	7
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#1233	lemon	1
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#700	lihc eye	7
#447	lihc face	8
#500	lime	13
#867	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	4
#572	line	48
#570	linoleum ore	5
#1116	little paper umbrella	3
#481	long pork	1
#544	long skinny balloon	8
#660	loose teeth	47
#447	lowercase N	17
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1204	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#682	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#342	maiden wig	6
#277	many-eyed glasses	6
#480	margarita	1
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#1070	mariachi pants	3
#921	marshmallow	1
#666	martini	1
#422	meat engine	2
#549	meat from yesterday	2
#983	meat paste	1
#590	meat stack	22
#1087	meat vortex	1
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#130	meatsmithing guide	2
#132	meatspout staff	1
#526	megatofu	3
#1204	metallic A	1
#408	miner's helmet	6
#508	miner's pants	3
#532	molotov cocktail cocktail	2
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#870	moxie weed	2
#690	mugcake	1
#459	mullet wig	2
#586	mummy wrapping	10
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#355	natural fennel soda	5
#568	necklace chain	1
#690	ninja hot pants	2
#2847	obsidian dagger	2
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#652	olive	4
#2042	oozenog	2
#861	orange snowcone	1
#778	original G	15
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
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#666	vorpal blade	3
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1396	yeti fur	6

Wow, that's 2,632 items total!

what items are this player missing?