| #542 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #29 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 13 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #157 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 13 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #68 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 8 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #271 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,300 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #608 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #865 | Crimbo candied pecan | 8 |
| #1121 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #973 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #643 | Crimbuck | 1,491 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #156 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #264 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 2 |
| #223 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 2 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #171 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #132 | Green Clover of Justice | 13 |
| #266 | Instant Karma | 34 |
| #529 | Iron Beta of Industry | 13 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #436 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #59 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 13 |
| #345 | PADL Phone | 14 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #131 | Snow Queen Crown | 40 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #80 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 13 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #55 | badass belt | 299 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #411 | bottle opener belt buckle | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #244 | chloroform rag | 15 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #346 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #79 | death blossom | 6 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #268 | depantsing bomb | 14 |
| #15 | digital key lime | 90 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #94 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #34 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 358 |
| #124 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,482 |
| #163 | empty meat tank | 25 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #287 | festive holiday hat | 15 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #61 | filthy poultice | 224 |
| #546 | fire | 10 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #415 | floaty sand | 34 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #348 | fricasseed brains | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #156 | ga-ga radio | 27 |
| #529 | gauze garter | 3 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #675 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #48 | grue egg | 268 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #1264 | handful of confetti | 31 |
| #284 | happiness | 8 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #143 | iGoogly | 173 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #386 | kick-ass kicks | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #733 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #658 | mummy costume | 8 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #474 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #182 | nanofiber cloth | 34 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #563 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #572 | petrified wood | 13 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #743 | pumpkinhead mask | 7 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #504 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #113 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #137 | round green sunglasses | 8 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #28 | silver shrimp fork | 84 |
| #363 | solid gold bowling ball | 51 |
| #810 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #413 | spooky sap | 20 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #19 | star key lime | 90 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #95 | synthetic stuffing | 164 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #913 | unstable DNA | 45 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |