| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #186 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #562 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 21 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #8 | Brimstone Beret | 5 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 10 |
| #5 | Brimstone Boxers | 5 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Bracelet | 5 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Brooch | 7 |
| 🥉 | Brimstone Bunker | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #141 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 7 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #237 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 10 |
| #183 | Crimbuck | 4,044 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #330 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #120 | Instant Karma | 89 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #139 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 7 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #337 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 15 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #107 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 21 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1476 | badass belt | 37 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #462 | beer bong | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #330 | bottle of goofballs | 74 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #62 | bowling ball | 30 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #56 | cabooze | 9 |
| #1060 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #67 | cheap toaster | 22 |
| #221 | chocomotive | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #146 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #43 | donated booze | 627 |
| #42 | donated candy | 670 |
| #188 | donated food | 50 |
| #544 | duct tape | 60 |
| #18 | dwarvish war helmet | 4 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #661 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #148 | figurine of a stinking seal | 16 |
| #276 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #67 | figurine of an armored seal | 6 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #112 | freightcake | 7 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #154 | fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #618 | grue egg | 43 |
| #964 | handful of confetti | 43 |
| #60 | ingot of seal-iron | 6 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #126 | magical mystery juice | 270 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #113 | plain brown wrapper | 8 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #98 | pork elf goodies sack | 77 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #36 | sack lunch | 1,204 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #140 | seal-blubber candle | 35 |
| #254 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #43 | smiling rat | 9 |
| #91 | smut orc keepsake box | 7 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1217 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1319 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #144 | tainted seal's blood | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #478 | worthless gewgaw | 7 |
| #508 | worthless knick-knack | 9 |
| #475 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |