| #195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #504 | Amulet of Yendor | 40 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 13 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 24 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #546 | bag of airline peanuts | 54 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #393 | black candy heart | 22 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #691 | brick | 51 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #79 | bunny liver | 138 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #405 | clown hammer | 73 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #384 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #454 | defective skull | 49 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #424 | encoder ring | 39 |
| #528 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 54 |
| #408 | fake fake vomit | 79 |
| #376 | fake hand | 74 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #235 | guard turtle shell | 9 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #219 | hellseal claw | 128 |
| #182 | hellseal whisker | 123 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #634 | jazz soap | 44 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #627 | joybuzzer | 46 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #579 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 51 |
| #364 | mood ring | 22 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #565 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 44 |
| #504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 60 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #403 | rubber emo roe | 80 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #88 | turtle-shaped rock | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #470 | whoopie cushion | 70 |
| #437 | wind-up chattering teeth | 74 |
| #571 | x-ray specs | 32 |
| #596 | yellow snowcone | 56 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |