#195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
#414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#504 | Amulet of Yendor | 40 |
#2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
#413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
#908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
#521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
#1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
#1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
#1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
#1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
#903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
#612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
#2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
#2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
#454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
#668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
#1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
#2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
#1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
#1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
#858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
#1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
#1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
#437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
#987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
#1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
#814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
#1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
#1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#73 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 13 |
#1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#162 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
#219 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
#128 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 24 |
#519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
#546 | bag of airline peanuts | 54 |
#49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
#79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#393 | black candy heart | 22 |
#28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
#1654 | blood flower | 1 |
#759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#437 | bow | 1 |
#141 | bow staff | 1 |
#149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#133 | bowler | 1 |
#5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
#691 | brick | 51 |
#247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
#155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
#79 | bunny liver | 138 |
#545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
#545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
#509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
#508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
#370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
#527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
#2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#405 | clown hammer | 73 |
#507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#384 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
#618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#454 | defective skull | 49 |
#1849 | disco ball | 1 |
#871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
#424 | encoder ring | 39 |
#528 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 54 |
#408 | fake fake vomit | 79 |
#376 | fake hand | 74 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
#223 | grass blade | 1 |
#194 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
#278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
#92 | guancertina | 1 |
#235 | guard turtle shell | 9 |
#1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
#219 | hellseal claw | 128 |
#182 | hellseal whisker | 123 |
#1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#634 | jazz soap | 44 |
#123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
#627 | joybuzzer | 46 |
#174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
#1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
#570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#579 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 51 |
#364 | mood ring | 22 |
#55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
#212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
#1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
#565 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 44 |
#504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 60 |
#747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
#342 | questionable taco | 1 |
#601 | radio button candy | 1 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#217 | red China marble | 1 |
🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
#403 | rubber emo roe | 80 |
#1709 | saucepan | 1 |
#1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
#149 | severed flipper | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
#217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#61 | steely marble | 1 |
#1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
#939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
#1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
#929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
#946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
#563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
#951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
#8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
#3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
#3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
#3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
#3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
#4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
#4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
#478 | tree skirt | 1 |
#599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#198 | turtle wax | 1 |
#88 | turtle-shaped rock | 5 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#903 | white balloon | 1 |
#470 | whoopie cushion | 70 |
#437 | wind-up chattering teeth | 74 |
#571 | x-ray specs | 32 |
#596 | yellow snowcone | 56 |
#402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |