| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1016 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #2329 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #402 | Dyspepsi grenade | 33 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #361 | Now and Earlier | 9 |
| #34 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #1063 | candy cane | 32 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #648 | capacitor relay | 15 |
| #636 | carbon nanotube frame | 16 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #115 | crystalline cheer | 886 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #155 | eldritch effluvium | 371 |
| #83 | eldritch ichor | 24 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #397 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 27 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #186 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #1106 | gingerbread bugbear | 18 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #61 | grass clippings | 20 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #166 | grassy cutlass | 7 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #86 | lawnmower blade | 3 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #498 | logic synthesizer | 20 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #161 | negative lump | 404 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #814 | petrified wood | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #744 | spooky bark | 7 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #900 | spooky sap | 2 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #173 | stuffed dodecapede | 48 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1701 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #543 | warbear whosit | 23 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |