Squeeman

RankItemQuantity
#785ASCII shirt1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#156BURT188
#1569Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#935Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#187C.H.U.M. chum7
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#892Knob Goblin elite shirt2
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#814M-2425
#78Mer-kin cookiestove57
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#254Space Tours Tripple1
#592Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita11
#657Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco8
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#143UV monocular1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1006ancient unspeakable fruitcake6
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#769aspirin1
#2547badass belt19
#182bag of Cheat-Os71
#753bag of lard1
#1591ball2
#968bananagate1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#105black and white cracker4
#144black paisley oyster egg29
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#966black striped oyster egg5
#728blackberry3
#816blood flower6
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#980borg sock monkey1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#95bottled green pixie1
#5529box of sunshine5
#2708brick1
#372brick of sand2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#799bunny liver2
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#300candied bolts5
#287candied nuts5
#2875candied yams1
#2741candy cane6
#919candy stake7
#873casino pass1
#865chunk of depleted Grimacite10
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#123cursed black pearl onion17
#149cursed bottle of black-label rum12
#163cursed bottle of rum12
#154cursed sea biscuit12
#919cyborg doll1
#379cyborg stompin' boot5
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1640doll house1
#394dollhive22
#30doppelshifter egg1
#395double daisy1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#2058eggnog3
#4evil googly eye3,743
#1693evil teddy bear4
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#969fancy chocolate3
#178fancy dress ball87
#1764fire1
#231foam noodle5
#2296fuzzy dice3
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#1745gingerbread horror4
#436gingerbread robot3
#22ginseng1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#2040grue egg11
#378grue egg omelette6
#1225gyroscope1
#250half of a gold tooth1
#4019handful of confetti3
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#2084herbal stuffing2
#252hushed puppy2
#1919immense cyborg hand2
#739incredibly creepy marionette3
#275inflatable duck5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1828jazz soap1
#212jewelry-making pliers2
#703killer rag doll3
#742kite10
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#660mad scientist's sock monkey4
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#201moist Crimbo spices2
#535monomolecular yo-yo104
#120muffled muffuletta4
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#712nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear7
#300nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1228orange candy heart1
#18personalizable gingerbread cookie89
#2716pet rock1
#435petit 4.13
#332phish stick3
#681pirate shirt1
#101possessed top50
#743powdered candy sushi set2
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#598radio button candy1
#1303rag doll1
#338razor-tipped yo-yo26
#1729really dense meat stack1
#56red coin1
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#316red plastic oyster egg14
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#15riboflavin1
#744ridiculous sandwich10
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#281robotronic egg88
#568rogue swarmer70
#2055roll of toilet paper3
#123runny icing20
#2957shiny ring1
#172shushed potatoes3
#94sinister altar fragment4
#685snake9
#909sock monkey2
#147soggy gingerbread chunk12
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#2494spade necklace2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#762sparkler5
#3327spooky eggnog1
#288star shirt1
#1092stick-on-a-string2
#214stolen sushi2
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1273stuffed alien blob5
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#472stuffed gray blob87
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#6372stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7822stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#847sweet mochi ball3
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#1592teddy borg2
#1059theoretical string6
#14tiny handful of mixed nuts1,180
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2814tofurkey leg1
#599tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#527toothsome rock19
#1557top2
#237toy crazy train42
#899toy deathbot1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#836toy mercenary7
#1342toy ray gun4
#1190toy soldier1
#1439toy space helmet3
#1384toy train1
#84transparent nog4
#192tree-eating kite192
#191unfinished fruitcake2
#1544unusual disco ball1
#553vampire duck-on-a-string17
#307vibrating cyborg knife13
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#651warbear whosit1
#225water wings5
#132waterlogged cloth5
#113waterlogged leather8
#135waterlogged metal5
#88waterlogged stuffing12
#649wheel5
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#626wind-up meatcar9
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#415yellow polka-dot oyster egg5
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#359yo27
#1076yo-yo16
#556zombie pineal gland9

Wow, that's 6,962 items total!

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