| #169 | "caramel" orange | 7 |
| #269 | Baja sopapilla | 2 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 37 |
| #248 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #792 | Daffy Taffy | 34 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1301 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #174 | Elf Guard MPC | 527 |
| #90 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #971 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1753 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #62 | beaver punch (peach) | 2 |
| #223 | beavermouth | 5 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #117 | bowl of mernudo | 5 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #94 | bread line | 6 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #243 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 3 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #56 | cabooze | 9 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #408 | can of Binarrrca | 23 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1313 | canteen of wine | 7 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #143 | chocomotive | 6 |
| #443 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #1025 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #666 | dill | 57 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #296 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #149 | fishelada | 3 |
| #266 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #182 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #51 | foie gras | 56 |
| #189 | freightcake | 5 |
| #1223 | fudgecule | 14 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #776 | ghost cucumber | 53 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #210 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | glistening oyster egg | 3 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #122 | green and red bean | 64 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #181 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #102 | lab-grown meat | 15 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #480 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #930 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #62 | meatball | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #168 | moist Crimbo spices | 9 |
| #56 | moosemeat pie | 3 |
| #178 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #234 | nanite-infested candy cane | 72 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #25 | neg grog | 2 |
| #266 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #150 | ojo de pez burrito | 2 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #88 | peppermint tack | 3 |
| #46 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 16 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #194 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #182 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #66 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #158 | runny icing | 5 |
| #106 | salt plum | 66 |
| #38 | salt plum sake | 2 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #215 | salty slug | 8 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #124 | scintillating oyster egg | 5 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #149 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 11 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #662 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #232 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #238 | tonic water | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #738 | vinegar | 47 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #131 | waterlogged cloth | 5 |
| #124 | waterlogged leather | 6 |
| #120 | waterlogged metal | 7 |
| #129 | waterlogged stuffing | 6 |
| #97 | waterlogged wood | 3 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #36 | whalesteak | 22 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #549 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #90 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #363 | yellow striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1165 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #145 | yule gruel | 3 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |