| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #14 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1,337 |
| #7 | 30669 scroll | 1,337 |
| #25 | 33398 scroll | 1,337 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #129 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,337 |
| #20 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1,337 |
| #23 | Blatantly Canadian | 1,337 |
| #1566 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #23 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1,337 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #32 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,337 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #611 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #50 | Cold Hots candy | 1,337 |
| #1451 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1565 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #46 | Daffy Taffy | 1,337 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #8 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1,337 |
| #12 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1,337 |
| #10 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1,337 |
| #6 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1,337 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #258 | Dolphin King's crown | 18 |
| #22 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1,337 |
| #61 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,337 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #18 | Ent cider | 1,337 |
| #14 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #4 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1,337 |
| #12 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1,337 |
| #26 | Gnollish pie tin | 1,337 |
| #9 | Gnollish plunger | 1,337 |
| #11 | Gnollish toolbox | 1,337 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #10 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1,337 |
| #173 | Imp Ale | 1,337 |
| #11 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1,337 |
| #19 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1,337 |
| #7 | Kentucky-style derby | 1,337 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1,337 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1,337 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1,337 |
| #5 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1,337 |
| #23 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1,337 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1,337 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1,337 |
| #21 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1,337 |
| #14 | Knob Goblin pants | 1,337 |
| #11 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1,337 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1,337 |
| #15 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1,337 |
| #11 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1,337 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1,337 |
| #40 | Knob Goblin visor | 1,337 |
| #28 | Knob mushroom | 1,337 |
| #20 | Knob sausage | 1,337 |
| #23 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1,337 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #85 | Mad Train wine | 1,337 |
| #16 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1,337 |
| #14 | Meleegra™ pills | 1,337 |
| #84 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,337 |
| #610 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 29 |
| #18 | Mohawk wig | 1,337 |
| #64 | Mountain Stream soda | 1,337 |
| #67 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1,337 |
| #16 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1,337 |
| #8 | Now and Earlier | 1,337 |
| #7 | Orcish baseball cap | 1,337 |
| #77 | Orcish frat-paddle | 76 |
| #46 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1,337 |
| #4 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1,337 |
| #46 | Rock Pops | 1,337 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #57 | Senior Mints | 1,337 |
| #28 | Spam Witch sammich | 2,674 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #69 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1,337 |
| #48 | Trollhouse cookies | 1,337 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #45 | Valentine | 1,337 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #15 | White Citadel burger | 1,337 |
| #12 | White Citadel fries | 1,337 |
| #56 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1,337 |
| #158 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,337 |
| #34 | abominable snowcone | 1,337 |
| #12 | acid-squirting flower | 1,337 |
| #7 | acoustic guitarrr | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #5 | ammonite fossil | 1,337 |
| #22 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #17 | anti-anti-antidote | 1,337 |
| #27 | anticheese | 1,337 |
| #14 | arrrgyle socks | 1,337 |
| #14 | asbestos ore | 1,337 |
| #16 | asparagus knife | 1,337 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #19 | asshat | 1,337 |
| #144 | awful poetry journal | 1,337 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5057 | badass belt | 5 |
| #23 | balaclava baklava | 1,337 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #22 | bar skin | 1,337 |
| #9 | barbed-wire fence | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | barskin hat | 1,337 |
| #34 | bat guano | 1,337 |
| #13 | bat wing | 1,337 |
| #8 | batblade | 1,337 |
| #47 | batgut | 1,337 |
| #9 | beanbag chair | 1,337 |
| #11 | beer cartilage | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | belemnite fossil | 1,337 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #19 | big red clown nose | 1,337 |
| #8 | big stick | 1,337 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #11 | black pepper | 1,337 |
| #46 | black pixel | 1,337 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #225 | black snowcone | 17 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #58 | bloody beer | 1,337 |
| #14 | bloody clown pants | 1,337 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #93 | blue pixel | 1,337 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #8 | bone rattle | 1,337 |
| #45 | bottle of gin | 1,337 |
| #697 | bottle of goofballs | 37 |
| #89 | bottle of rum | 1,337 |
| #45 | bottle of tequila | 1,337 |
| #42 | bottle of vodka | 1,337 |
| #61 | bottle of whiskey | 1,337 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #27 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1,337 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6258 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #43 | boxed wine | 1,337 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #43 | broken skull | 1,337 |
| #15 | bubblewrap ore | 1,337 |
| #5 | buckler buckle | 1,337 |
| #12 | bugbear beanie | 1,337 |
| #14 | bugbear bungguard | 1,337 |
| #24 | bum cheek | 1,337 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #338 | candy cane | 110 |
| #12 | cardboard ore | 1,337 |
| #17 | carob chunk cookies | 1,337 |
| #11 | casino pass | 1,337 |
| #39 | cast | 1,337 |
| #9 | cat appendix | 1,337 |
| #13 | catgut | 1,337 |
| #212 | chaos butterfly | 1,337 |
| #57 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 89 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #4 | cheap wind-up clock | 1,337 |
| #10 | chef's hat | 1,337 |
| #32 | chewing gum on a string | 1,337 |
| #14 | chrome ore | 1,337 |
| #12 | clown shoes | 1,337 |
| #72 | coconut shell | 1,337 |
| #32 | cog | 1,337 |
| #10 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1,337 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #23 | cool whip | 1,337 |
| #12 | cornuthaum | 1,337 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1425 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1222 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #33 | cranberries | 1,337 |
| #7 | crossbow string | 1,337 |
| #26 | daisy | 1,337 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #24 | dead guy's watch | 1,337 |
| #13 | decorative fountain | 1,337 |
| #42 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #47 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #31 | dirty hobo gloves | 1,337 |
| #87 | disassembled clover | 1,337 |
| #59 | disco ball | 1,337 |
| #48 | disco mask | 1,337 |
| #27 | disease | 1,337 |
| #162 | disturbing fanfic | 1,337 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #14 | drab sonata | 1,337 |
| #13 | draggin' ball hat | 1,337 |
| #12 | dried face | 1,337 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| 🥉 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1,337 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #377 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #19 | empty meat tank | 1,337 |
| #4 | enchanted barbell | 1,337 |
| #11 | enormous belt buckle | 1,337 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #10 | evil golden arch | 1,337 |
| #10 | evil golden arches | 1,337 |
| #19 | f3d0r4 | 1,337 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #19 | fermenting powder | 1,337 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #9 | filthy corduroys | 1,337 |
| #9 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1,337 |
| #6 | filthy pestle | 1,337 |
| #26 | fine wine | 1,337 |
| #23 | flaming crutch | 1,337 |
| #18 | flaming talons | 1,337 |
| #21 | flat dough | 1,337 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #12 | foolscap fool's cap | 1,337 |
| #32 | fortune cookie | 1,337 |
| #41 | frigid ninja stars | 1,337 |
| #13 | frilly skirt | 1,337 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #543 | fudgecule | 1,337 |
| #34 | fudgecycle | 6 |
| #126 | furry fur | 1,337 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #13 | ghost cucumber | 1,337 |
| #26 | ghuol ears | 1,337 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #15 | ghuol guolash | 1,337 |
| #662 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #77 | giant needle | 1,337 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1462 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #7 | glass of goat's milk | 1,337 |
| #24 | glittery mascara | 1,337 |
| #22 | glowing red eye | 1,337 |
| #12 | gnatwing | 1,337 |
| #20 | gnauga hide | 1,337 |
| #12 | gnoll lips | 1,337 |
| #12 | gnoll teeth | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1,337 |
| #15 | goat beard | 1,337 |
| #15 | goat cheese pizza | 1,337 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #23 | grapefruit | 1,337 |
| #19 | grapes | 1,337 |
| #21 | green balloon | 1,337 |
| #8 | green beer | 1,337 |
| #78 | green pixel | 1,337 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #23 | guano coffee cup | 1,337 |
| #21 | guitar pick | 1,337 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #33 | hair spray | 1,337 |
| #81 | hamethyst | 78 |
| #112 | heavy D | 1,337 |
| #6 | heavy metal sonata | 1,337 |
| #4 | helmet recipe | 1,337 |
| #88 | helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #13 | hemp string | 1,337 |
| #7 | henna tattoo | 1,337 |
| #41 | herbs | 1,337 |
| #8 | hermit permit | 1,337 |
| #24 | hippopotamus skin | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #7 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1,337 |
| #26 | hot katana blade | 1,337 |
| #76 | hot wing | 1,337 |
| #178 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,337 |
| #71 | ice-cold Willer | 1,337 |
| #57 | ice-cold fotie | 1,337 |
| #28 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,337 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #7 | infernal insoles | 1,337 |
| #7 | irate sombrero | 1,337 |
| #13 | iron pasta spoon | 1,337 |
| #12 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1,337 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #17 | kneecapping stick | 1,337 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | leather chaps | 1,337 |
| #14 | leather mask | 1,337 |
| #79 | lemon | 1,337 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #9 | leotarrrd | 1,337 |
| #26 | lihc eye | 1,337 |
| #11 | lihc face | 1,337 |
| #21 | lime | 1,337 |
| #13 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1,337 |
| #71 | line | 1,337 |
| #13 | linoleum ore | 1,337 |
| #83 | little paper umbrella | 1,337 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #48 | lollipop stick | 1,337 |
| #14 | long skinny balloon | 1,337 |
| #79 | loose teeth | 1,337 |
| #375 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #22 | lowercase N | 1,337 |
| #55 | mafia aria | 470 |
| #60 | magical ice cubes | 1,337 |
| #4 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1,337 |
| #12 | maiden wig | 1,337 |
| #7 | mariachi G-string | 1,337 |
| #36 | mariachi pants | 1,337 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #40 | marzipan skull | 1,337 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #5 | meat engine | 1,337 |
| #16 | meat from yesterday | 1,337 |
| #141 | meat paste | 1,337 |
| #93 | meat stack | 1,337 |
| #40 | meat vortex | 1,337 |
| #14 | meatsmithing guide | 1,337 |
| #6 | mesh cap | 1,337 |
| #55 | metallic A | 1,337 |
| #20 | mind flayer corpse | 1,337 |
| #25 | moxie weed | 1,337 |
| #30 | mugcake | 1,337 |
| #6 | mullet wig | 1,337 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #7 | necklace chain | 1,337 |
| #8 | ninja hot pants | 1,337 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #27 | olive | 1,337 |
| #59 | orange | 1,337 |
| #117 | original G | 1,337 |
| #104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
| #14 | oyster basket | 1,337 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #4 | pants kit | 1,337 |
| #51 | papaya | 1,337 |
| #42 | pasta spoon | 1,337 |
| #17 | patchouli incense stick | 1,337 |
| #138 | penguin skin | 1,337 |
| #592 | pet rock | 13 |
| #12 | phat turquoise bead | 1,337 |
| #8 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1,337 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #81 | phonics down | 1,337 |
| #39 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1,337 |
| #16 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1,337 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #16 | pie crust | 1,337 |
| #17 | piece of wedding cake | 1,337 |
| #9 | piercing post | 1,337 |
| #10 | pile of candy | 1,337 |
| #9 | pirate pelvis | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | pixel hat | 1,337 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #161 | plot hole | 1,337 |
| #1312 | porquoise | 4 |
| #60 | potted cactus | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | potted fern | 1,337 |
| #27 | poutine | 1,337 |
| #77 | probability potion | 1,337 |
| #81 | procrastination potion | 1,337 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #98 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #20 | ratgut | 1,337 |
| #48 | ravioli hat | 1,337 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #33 | red pixel | 1,337 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #30 | ridiculously huge sword | 1,337 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #20 | royal jelly | 1,337 |
| #33 | ruby W | 1,337 |
| #11 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1,337 |
| #33 | sabre teeth | 1,337 |
| #80 | salty dog | 1,337 |
| #64 | saucepan | 1,337 |
| #11 | sausage pizza | 1,337 |
| #73 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,337 |
| #42 | seal tooth | 1,337 |
| #73 | seal-clubbing club | 1,337 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #69 | skeleton bone | 1,337 |
| #14 | skeleton key | 1,337 |
| #14 | skewer | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | skirt / kilt kit | 1,337 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #5 | slingshot | 1,337 |
| #19 | snorkel | 1,337 |
| #9 | snowboarder pants | 1,337 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #17 | soda water | 1,337 |
| #116 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,337 |
| #28 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1,337 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #60 | spices | 1,337 |
| #43 | spider web | 1,337 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #50 | spooky mushroom | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | spooky scarecrow | 1,337 |
| #22 | spooky shrunken head | 1,337 |
| #14 | spooky stick | 1,337 |
| #20 | spray paint | 1,337 |
| #37 | spring | 1,337 |
| #30 | sprocket | 1,337 |
| #4 | sprocket assembly | 1,337 |
| #67 | star | 1,337 |
| #17 | star chart | 1,337 |
| #15 | stone of eXtreme power | 1,337 |
| #35 | strawberry | 1,337 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #5 | strongness elixir | 1,337 |
| #19 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1,337 |
| #55 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1,337 |
| #23 | stuffed dodecapede | 1,337 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #10 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1,337 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #29 | sunken chest | 1,337 |
| #90 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,337 |
| #23 | sweet ninja sword | 1,337 |
| #4 | sword hilt | 1,337 |
| #18 | t8r tots | 1,337 |
| #23 | taco shell | 1,337 |
| #12 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1,337 |
| #12 | tambourine bells | 1,337 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #198 | thin black candle | 1,337 |
| #174 | tiny house | 1,337 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1,337 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1,337 |
| #20 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1,337 |
| #18 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1,337 |
| #22 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1,337 |
| #20 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1,337 |
| #17 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1,337 |
| #17 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1,337 |
| #24 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1,337 |
| #17 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1,337 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic grue | 1,337 |
| #21 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1,337 |
| #24 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1,337 |
| #20 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1,337 |
| #19 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1,337 |
| #18 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1,337 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1,337 |
| #19 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1,337 |
| #19 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1,337 |
| #20 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1,337 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #24 | tires | 1,337 |
| #17 | titanium assault umbrella | 1,337 |
| #620 | toast | 1,337 |
| #65 | tomato | 1,337 |
| #1558 | top | 2 |
| #14 | tortoise's blessing | 1,337 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #6 | trilobite fossil | 1,337 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #61 | turtle totem | 1,337 |
| #39 | urinal cake | 1,337 |
| #80 | valuable trinket | 1,337 |
| #4 | vial of patchouli oil | 1,337 |
| #25 | viking helmet | 1,337 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #6 | vodka martini | 1,337 |
| #23 | vorpal blade | 1,337 |
| #77 | wad of dough | 1,337 |
| #8 | wad of tofu | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #16 | wang | 1,337 |
| #6 | whip kit | 1,337 |
| #56 | white balloon | 1,337 |
| #18 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1,337 |
| #66 | white pixel | 1,337 |
| #6 | white satin pants | 1,337 |
| #13 | white snake skin | 1,337 |
| #11 | white sword | 1,337 |
| #18 | windchimes | 1,337 |
| #49 | wolf mask | 1,337 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #8 | wooden stakes | 1,337 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #23 | wussiness potion | 1,337 |
| #13 | yak skin | 1,337 |
| #1179 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2050 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #190 | yeti fur | 1,337 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |