| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #282 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #126 | BURT | 238 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #61 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 14 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #169 | Crimbo Credit | 71 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| π₯ | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #358 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 20 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #177 | O'RLY manual | 3 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #772 | PokΓ«mann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| π₯ | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #404 | asbestos ore | 15 |
| #172 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #199 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #119 | booze-soaked cherry | 4 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #227 | bubblin' crude | 52 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #315 | bunny liver | 21 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #369 | burst hellseal brain | 12 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #50 | chakra sludge | 24 |
| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #137 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #19 | crystalline light bulb | 1 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #252 | doll house | 22 |
| #84 | donated food | 296 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1027 | duct tape | 20 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #329 | eldritch effluvium | 7 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #300 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #152 | festive sausage | 18 |
| #108 | figurine of a charred seal | 25 |
| #303 | figurine of a cold seal | 20 |
| #157 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #114 | figurine of a sleek seal | 18 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #276 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #326 | filthy lucre | 108 |
| #42 | folder (space skeleton) | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #421 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #79 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #109 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #113 | handful of drink tickets | 3 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #307 | hellseal claw | 78 |
| #283 | hellseal whisker | 70 |
| #1151 | hobo nickel | 8 |
| #136 | holiday cheese log | 18 |
| #181 | huge bowl of candy | 5 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #67 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #449 | magical mystery juice | 10 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #266 | motivational poster | 15 |
| #510 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1548 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #376 | pearidot | 16 |
| #423 | peppermint tailings | 3 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #648 | pink clay bead | 10 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #494 | red class ring | 15 |
| #503 | roasted marshmallow | 50 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #84 | seegar butt | 2 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #300 | shredded hellseal hide | 15 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #512 | strawberyl | 10 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #92 | swamp lolly | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #793 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 4 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #500 | tourmalime | 10 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #901 | valuable trinket | 66 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #87 | witch wart | 1 |
| #439 | wolf mask | 38 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #32 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 3 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |