#343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
#114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
#72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
#103 | Amulet of Yendor | 197 |
#1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#175 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 6 |
#883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
#554 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 9 |
#830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
#82 | C.H.U.M. chum | 23 |
#117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
#3010 | Crimbuck | 3 |
#894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#1090 | Feynman gate | 6 |
#16 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 9 |
#11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#84 | Hodgman's blanket | 14 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#91 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 656 |
#208 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
#371 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
#28 | P.B.L.T. | 489 |
#880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#243 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 6 |
#446 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#146 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 9 |
#348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#475 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#57 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 8 |
#493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
#114 | Spam Witch sammich | 603 |
#945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
#612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
#133 | baby killer bee | 73 |
#124 | bag of airline peanuts | 194 |
#171 | ball | 40 |
#247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#183 | balloon monkey | 10 |
#62 | barrrnacle | 184 |
#430 | bed of coals | 2 |
#91 | black candy heart | 157 |
#561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
#646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
#258 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
#747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
#96 | black-and-blue light | 641 |
#81 | blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
#86 | blue plasma ball | 677 |
#392 | blue plastic oyster egg | 12 |
#615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
#334 | blue striped oyster egg | 13 |
#177 | blundarrrbus | 3 |
#980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#144 | bottle of goofballs | 149 |
#79 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 99 |
#149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#133 | bowler | 1 |
#1461 | box of sunshine | 122 |
#118 | brass stinger | 5 |
#153 | brick | 231 |
#178 | buckyball | 33 |
#212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
#808 | capacitor relay | 11 |
#896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
#93 | cheap studded belt | 630 |
#148 | chocolate spurs | 5 |
#53 | cloudy potion | 355 |
#122 | clown hammer | 197 |
#270 | corncob pipe | 5 |
#919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
#87 | cymbal syrup | 168 |
#179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#87 | decaying goldfish liver | 90 |
#146 | defective skull | 163 |
#106 | dirty hobo gloves | 273 |
#4 | dreadlock whip | 4,628 |
#656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#113 | encoder ring | 164 |
#933 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
#90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
#84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#109 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 215 |
#743 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#99 | eye-pod | 6 |
#118 | fake fake vomit | 222 |
#130 | fake hand | 188 |
#79 | false eyelashes | 7 |
#343 | fancy dress ball | 40 |
#434 | felt | 20 |
#83 | flavored foot massage oil | 645 |
#85 | foam dart | 665 |
#578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
#79 | frigid air mattress | 7 |
#93 | frigid mote | 8 |
#661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
#188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
#551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
#100 | giant designer sunglasses | 40 |
#173 | goat | 5 |
#16 | goatskin umbrella | 116 |
#373 | googly eye | 37 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
🥈 | handful of nuts and berries | 3,980 |
#5 | handful of pine needles | 9,165 |
#702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
#402 | hobo nickel | 638 |
#306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
#65 | hypodermic needle | 19 |
#433 | iGoogly | 52 |
#957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
#739 | ion grid | 14 |
#141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
#129 | jazz soap | 190 |
#124 | joybuzzer | 197 |
#1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#742 | kite | 10 |
#674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#178 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 19 |
#939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
#100 | lead necklace | 82 |
#630 | length of string | 18 |
#608 | lewd playing card | 3 |
#36 | little paper umbrella | 3,036 |
#755 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
#563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
#1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#120 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 193 |
#89 | magnifying glass | 7 |
#44 | many-eyed glasses | 25 |
#382 | maple leaf | 1 |
#277 | marionette | 6 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#231 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 14 |
#939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
#65 | meatcar model | 7 |
#374 | monomolecular yo-yo | 182 |
#92 | mood ring | 145 |
#108 | moonglasses | 6 |
#1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
#926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
#1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
#739 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
#396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#124 | personal massager | 292 |
#95 | personalized coffee mug | 711 |
#2716 | pet rock | 1 |
#140 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 173 |
#145 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 181 |
#2221 | possessed top | 1 |
#299 | potato sprout | 7 |
#263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
#43 | prosthetic forehead | 27 |
#919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#486 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
#603 | radio button candy | 1 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#177 | red paisley oyster egg | 16 |
#2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#335 | red striped oyster egg | 9 |
#924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
#830 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
#527 | robotronic egg | 52 |
#586 | [2108]rock | 7 |
#44 | roll of toilet paper | 2,180 |
#48 | round green sunglasses | 23 |
#23 | round purple sunglasses | 714 |
#133 | rubber emo roe | 208 |
#13 | sabre teeth | 8,049 |
#191 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 6 |
#549 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
#115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
#59 | scary death orb | 2 |
#55 | sewer nuggets | 560 |
#164 | shock collar | 6 |
#387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
#218 | sleeping snowy owl | 17 |
#1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
#183 | spooky bindle | 5 |
#661 | spooky felt | 13 |
#478 | spooky length of string | 22 |
#37 | spooky pirate skeleton | 18 |
#408 | spooky toy wheel | 12 |
#1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
#362 | stained mattress | 3 |
#345 | stick | 8 |
#94 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 621 |
#493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
#10 | stone frisbee | 4,319 |
#928 | stringy sinew | 9 |
#480 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 85 |
#410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#402 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 94 |
#1272 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
#589 | stuffed astral badger | 78 |
#429 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 98 |
#604 | stuffed cocoabo | 72 |
#905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
#2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
#477 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 89 |
#518 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 87 |
#955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#645 | stuffed gray blob | 45 |
#573 | stuffed hand turkey | 78 |
#427 | stuffed mind flayer | 97 |
#526 | stuffed scary death orb | 84 |
#80 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 221 |
#389 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 101 |
#423 | stuffed snowy owl | 94 |
#548 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 82 |
#452 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 18 |
#626 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 72 |
#742 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 65 |
#344 | stuffing | 26 |
#86 | sucky decal | 16 |
#61 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 266 |
#126 | targeting chip | 6 |
#764 | teddy bear | 8 |
#364 | teddy borg | 29 |
#80 | tequila sunrise | 34 |
#126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
#61 | tiny Mountie hat | 8 |
#85 | tiny balloon knife | 7 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
#929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
#946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
#563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
#951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#75 | tiny knife and fork | 7 |
#110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
#371 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 12 |
#553 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
#962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
#318 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
#1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
#1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
#3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
#273 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#331 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 13 |
#1390 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#413 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#430 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 22 |
#455 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 20 |
#924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 13 |
#2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
#1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
#532 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 13 |
#1768 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
#1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
#1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
#2196 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
#2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
#936 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
#820 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
#525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#422 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 10 |
#919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
#1450 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
#333 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 13 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#1216 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
#1222 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
#967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
#915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
#1742 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
#592 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
#1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#849 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
#1413 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
#249 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 18 |
#1453 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#930 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
#544 | tiny plastic astronomer | 13 |
#1512 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
#1322 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
#308 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 14 |
#1452 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
#434 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 10 |
#309 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 14 |
#234 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 18 |
#548 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 8 |
#243 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 18 |
#332 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 13 |
#918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
#830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
#924 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
#1448 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
#397 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
#303 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 14 |
#228 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 19 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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#1047 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#1243 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
#1060 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
#877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
#833 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
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#428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#914 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
#947 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
#559 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
#502 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
#1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
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#1200 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
#1545 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
#2136 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
#1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#857 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
#1040 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
#1230 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
#845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1072 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 17 |
#302 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 14 |
#1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
#656 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 11 |
#1305 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
#1398 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
#912 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
#217 | tiny plastic moneybee | 19 |
#1302 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
#346 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 13 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#582 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 13 |
#1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
#241 | tiny plastic peacannon | 10 |
#865 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 20 |
#830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
#561 | tiny plastic scary clown | 13 |
#1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
#1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
#1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
#156 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 14 |
#1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
#1130 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
#3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#1662 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
#912 | tiny plastic star starfish | 19 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
#127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
#653 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#168 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 13 |
#1035 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
#1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
#940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
#1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
#1474 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
#98 | tiny shaker of salt | 17 |
#59 | titanium assault umbrella | 231 |
#821 | tooth | 4 |
#1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
#102 | top | 40 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
#840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
#702 | toy soldier | 2 |
#1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
#650 | toy train | 3 |
#417 | toy wheel | 22 |
#1200 | tree-eating kite | 17 |
#724 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
#128 | whoopie cushion | 197 |
#160 | wind-up chattering teeth | 168 |
#1221 | wooden block | 1 |
#139 | x-ray specs | 158 |
#442 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 6 |
#1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#145 | yellow snowcone | 191 |
#1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#646 | yo-yo | 42 |
#157 | yohohoyo | 22 |