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| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
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| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
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| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
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| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
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| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
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| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
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| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
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| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
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| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
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| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
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| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
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| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
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| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
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| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
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| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
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| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
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| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
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| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
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| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
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| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
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| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
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| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
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| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1231 | valuable trinket | 32 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |
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