#114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
#72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
#23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
#12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
#8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
#9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
#8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
#10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
#209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
#201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
#19 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
#16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
#91 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
#45 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 5 |
#41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
#11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
#14 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 6 |
#208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
#16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
#196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
#22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
#134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
#31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
#403 | Meat detector | 1 |
#16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
#117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
#98 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
#95 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
#266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
#152 | Racisto Ruidoso | 2 |
#19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
#21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
#57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
#20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
#14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
#212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
#69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
#58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#396 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
#211 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
#333 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
#1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
#415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
#1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
#40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
#335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
#470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
#1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
#700 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
#31 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 8 |
#262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
#37 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 37 |
#41 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
#185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
#182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
#854 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
#43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
#508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
#59 | Wet Russian | 6 |
#19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
#24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
#29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
#20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
#35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
#270 | ant hoe | 1 |
#255 | ant pick | 1 |
#251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
#283 | ant rake | 1 |
#260 | ant sickle | 1 |
#44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
#115 | attention spanner | 1 |
#133 | badger badge | 1 |
#116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
#132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
#28 | baked stuffing | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#8 | black gallstone | 1 |
#23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
#10 | blue plate | 1 |
#12 | blue pumps | 1 |
#75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
#333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
#213 | bone collar | 1 |
#10 | bottle of Cochon Noir | 1 |
#43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
#43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
#32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
#10 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 8 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
#15 | box of hickory chips | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#28 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
#29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
#318 | brass stinger | 1 |
#14 | brass turkey knuckles | 1 |
#30 | bread roll | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#44 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
#70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
#68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
#28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
#108 | can of sardines | 1 |
#164 | can of starch | 1 |
#2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
#34 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
#57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
#2875 | candied yams | 1 |
#16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
#6 | carrot cake | 258 |
#39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
#55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
#14 | chocolate bowtie | 1 |
#12 | chocolate leash | 1 |
#409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
#23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
#40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#106 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
#313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
#31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
#138 | cracker | 1 |
#34 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
#159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
#35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
#113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
#19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
#124 | das boot | 1 |
#87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
#59 | dental pliers | 1 |
#44 | deviled egg | 19 |
#177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
#10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
#12 | dice ring | 1 |
#15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
#11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
#12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
#16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
#90 | dinner roll | 1 |
#13 | dromedary drinking helmet | 1 |
#81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#19 | even more tinsel | 1 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#38 | exclusive club | 1 |
#29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
#45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
#22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
#402 | eye-pod | 1 |
#291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
#34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
#97 | filthy child leash | 1 |
#37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
#10 | fireproof skip lid | 1 |
#86 | fishy wand | 1 |
#57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
#379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
#18 | flaming nose | 1 |
#19 | flask of embalming fluid | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
#158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
#56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
#56 | ghost beer | 14 |
#99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
#55 | giant green gummi bear | 9 |
#98 | giant green gummi ingot | 4 |
#59 | giant red gummi bear | 7 |
#93 | giant red gummi ingot | 4 |
#57 | giant yellow gummi bear | 8 |
#88 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 4 |
#45 | gill rings | 1 |
#436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
#53 | glass of herbal tequila | 55 |
#25 | golden banana | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#111 | green and red bean | 81 |
#34 | green bean casserole | 1 |
#148 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
#958 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
#81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
#15 | grimstone galoshes | 1 |
#72 | grody jug | 1 |
#276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
#171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
#165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
#197 | gummi canary | 1 |
#201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
#241 | gummi snake | 1 |
#170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
#26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
#135 | hamlet sandwich | 47 |
🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
#56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
#60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
#2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
#103 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1 |
#16 | high-speed upgrade | 1 |
#17 | homemade robot gear | 1 |
#11 | honey dipper | 1 |
#8 | honeybritches | 1 |
#19 | honeycap | 1 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
#729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
#325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
#101 | icicle katana | 1 |
#35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
#11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
#64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
#78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
#6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
#32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#9 | jar of magical relish | 1 |
#453 | java cookie | 2 |
🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
#21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
#10 | lead collar | 1 |
#1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
#33 | li'l candy corn costume | 1 |
#13 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
#15 | li'l knight costume | 1 |
#32 | li'l unicorn costume | 1 |
#53 | licorice boa | 1 |
#328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
#24 | little wooden mannequin | 1 |
#387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
#750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
#34 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
#9 | mayo pump | 1 |
#335 | meatcar model | 1 |
#199 | menorette | 1 |
#99 | metal mandible | 1 |
#33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
#42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
#12 | meteor shower cap | 1 |
#35 | metrognome | 1 |
#37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
#149 | mime army rations | 2 |
#117 | mime army wine | 3 |
#36 | mince pie | 1 |
#41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
#26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
#31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
#137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
#123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
#51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
#24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
#22 | miniature tophat | 1 |
#25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
#51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
#11 | missing semicolon | 1 |
#364 | moonglasses | 1 |
#16 | murderbot live wire | 1 |
#22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
#16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
#489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#78 | oil cap | 1 |
#73 | oil lamp | 1 |
#82 | oil slacks | 1 |
#15 | orange boxing gloves | 1 |
#70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
#1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
#396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#11 | party mouse hat | 1 |
#117 | pat of butter | 1 |
#40 | pecan pie | 1 |
#70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
#30 | pet anemone | 1 |
#1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
#1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
#248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
#117 | petit fortran | 5 |
#9 | pewter candlestick | 1 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
#282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
#29 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
#36 | plastic bib | 1 |
#6 | plastic piranha pot | 1 |
#95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
#37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
#39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
#6 | powdered dice | 1 |
#40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
#730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
#26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
#133 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
#14 | putty coat | 1 |
#48 | quadroculars | 1 |
#52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
#64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
#103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
#20 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
#90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
#36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
#29 | rattlesnake enrager | 1 |
#23 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 1 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
#853 | red gummi ingot | 7 |
#406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
#9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
#21 | ribcage rollcage | 1 |
#23 | school spirit socket set | 1 |
#37 | security blankie | 1 |
#18 | self-dribbling basketball | 1 |
#302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
#17 | shiny brass tailfeathers | 1 |
#22 | shiny gold fronts | 1 |
#412 | shock collar | 1 |
#53 | shot of mescal | 57 |
#49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
#509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
#16 | slightly thicker filthy rags | 1 |
#149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
#41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
#34 | snow halo | 1 |
#71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
#34 | solid state loom | 1 |
#20 | space jellybicycle | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#84 | spoon! | 1 |
#18 | spruce juice | 1 |
#34 | status cymbal | 1 |
#34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
#49 | stomp box | 1 |
#53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#766 | sucky decal | 1 |
#183 | sugar shield | 1 |
#384 | targeting chip | 1 |
#75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
#269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
#34 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
#325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
#13 | tiny baby scorpion | 1 |
#29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
#411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
#51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
#191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
#102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
#33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
#92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
#34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
#10 | tiny domino mask | 1 |
#185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
#382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
#101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
#463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
#96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
#67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
#1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
#27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
#52 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
#2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
#2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
#16 | toggle switch (Bartend) | 1 |
#10 | toggle switch (Bounce) | 1 |
#14 | topiary noseplugs | 1 |
#77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
#53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
#158 | tuning fork | 1 |
#29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
#17 | unidentified drink | 439 |
#29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
#58 | velvet choker | 1 |
#10 | vicious spiked collar | 1 |
#15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
#16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
#13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
#42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#31 | warm gravy | 1 |
#26 | wax hat | 1 |
#23 | wax pants | 1 |
#78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
#52 | whiskey in a broken glass | 66 |
#108 | whole turkey leg | 1 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#29 | woimbook | 1 |
#61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
#79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
#142 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
#970 | yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
#51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |