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#86WA9
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#528tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick31
#786tiny plastic ghuol whelp22
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#513tiny plastic grue31
#577tiny plastic hermit8
#661tiny plastic howling balloon monkey26
#611tiny plastic killer bee27
#804tiny plastic leprechaun22
#886tiny plastic levitating potato20
#443tiny plastic mosquito35
#319tiny plastic pastamancer12
#677tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime25
#830tiny plastic sauceror6
#1032tiny plastic seal clubber5
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#605tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton27
#656tiny plastic stab bat26
#586tiny plastic star starfish28
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#718tiny plastic turtle tamer7
#300tiny shaker of salt8
#293tires27
#293titanium assault umbrella36
#1171toast448
#295tofu casserole4
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#196tomato314
#820tooth4
#2526toothsome rock1
#1557top2
#254tortoise's blessing10
#2400toy crazy train1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1336toy wheel4
#478tree skirt1
#2135tree-eating kite5
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#93troutpiece1
#256turtle totem218
#76two-handed depthsword2
#396uncooked chorizo8
#110union scalemail pants1
#532unrefined Mountain Stream syrup2
#107unrolling pin1
#287urinal cake10
#316valuable trinket286
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#20velvet choker7
#300viking helmet43
#1064vinegar18
#448vorpal blade9
#309wad of dough156
#272wad of tofu19
#81walrus-tusk earring13
#236wang10
#649white Canadian2
#366white balloon10
#482white chocolate and tomato pizza4
#248white chocolate chip cookies15
#517white chocolate chips11
#448white collar2
#781white lightning5
#551white picket fence4
#557white pixel28
#574white satin pants3
#581white satin shield1
#567white snake skin11
#445white sword7
#355windchimes17
#587wolf mask18
#122wooden axe8
#191wooden figurine1
#102wooden salad bowl1
#25wooden stakes163
#300worthless gewgaw18
#336worthless knick-knack19
#285worthless trinket15
#234wussiness potion76
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1378yellow candy heart1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#1780yellow snowcone3
#471yeti fur238
#852zombie pineal gland5

Wow, that's 28,275 items total!

what items are this player missing?