| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #242 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 39 |
| #95 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #80 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 23 |
| #64 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 26 |
| #62 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #73 | Corpse Island iced tea | 56 |
| #170 | Crimbo candied pecan | 107 |
| #198 | Crimbo fudge | 97 |
| #182 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 98 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #79 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 7 |
| #145 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 37 |
| #289 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 31 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #210 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 52 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #88 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| #241 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 42 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #43 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 12 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #108 | Zim Merman's guitar | 7 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #130 | banana-frosted king cake | 18 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #57 | beaten-up Chucks | 9 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #116 | beertini | 19 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | black plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 42 |
| #303 | blue paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #365 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #61 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 29 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #114 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 61 |
| #96 | candied yams | 77 |
| #462 | candy cane | 80 |
| #58 | candy kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #107 | candy knuckles | 16 |
| #632 | candy stake | 10 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #103 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #90 | corpse on the beach | 50 |
| #54 | corpsedriver | 67 |
| #67 | corpsetini | 56 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #875 | delicious salad | 25 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #131 | effluvious emerald | 12 |
| #176 | eggnog | 104 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #86 | elven cellocello | 87 |
| #725 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #46 | elven suicide capsule | 132 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #74 | fancy chocolate car | 35 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1138 | gingerbread bugbear | 17 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #106 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 25 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥉 | gremlin juice | 5,568 |
| #4 | gremlin mutagen | 247 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #926 | handful of hand chalk | 8 |
| #105 | herbal stuffing | 58 |
| #42 | herringcello | 143 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated candy cane | 20 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #332 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #288 | lavender striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #158 | lead necklace | 59 |
| #277 | leather mask | 19 |
| #121 | licorice garrote | 14 |
| #71 | longhaired hippy wig | 8 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #27 | natty blue ascot | 10 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | orange peel hat | 8 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #66 | passable elf mask | 35 |
| #61 | penguin focaccia bread | 107 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #247 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #98 | purple glowstick | 16 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #577 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #215 | salty slug | 8 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | spiced rum | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #80 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #163 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #854 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #914 | string of green beads | 13 |
| #690 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #211 | tawdry amethyst | 4 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 6 |
| #102 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 60 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 58 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 36 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 36 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 5 |
| #146 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 42 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 35 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 34 |
| #70 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 6 |
| #110 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 118 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 6 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 72 |
| #131 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 57 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 12 |
| #96 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 5 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 6 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #106 | tiny plastic Felonia | 33 |
| #105 | tiny plastic G Imp | 55 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 68 |
| #107 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 56 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Hellion | 52 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 56 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 30 |
| #96 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 59 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 56 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 46 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 58 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 66 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 73 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 58 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 61 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #124 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 30 |
| #111 | tiny plastic The Man | 31 |
| #116 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 52 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #89 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 66 |
| #150 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 21 |
| #105 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 61 |
| #121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 113 |
| #115 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 51 |
| #98 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 62 |
| #96 | tiny plastic astronomer | 59 |
| #112 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 114 |
| #129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 107 |
| #105 | tiny plastic beanbat | 54 |
| #88 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 28 |
| #93 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 138 |
| #76 | tiny plastic blooper | 62 |
| #83 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 68 |
| #93 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 61 |
| #137 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 104 |
| #116 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 109 |
| #152 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 24 |
| #85 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 63 |
| #124 | tiny plastic demoninja | 51 |
| #131 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 26 |
| #92 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 62 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fax machine | 6 |
| #85 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 64 |
| #108 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 57 |
| #98 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 60 |
| #85 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 67 |
| #117 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 111 |
| #131 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 99 |
| #113 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 120 |
| #88 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 64 |
| #123 | tiny plastic goth giant | 52 |
| #116 | tiny plastic grue | 110 |
| #101 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 57 |
| #84 | tiny plastic hermit | 32 |
| #67 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 6 |
| #130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 110 |
| #124 | tiny plastic killer bee | 109 |
| #96 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 61 |
| #109 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 117 |
| #139 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 96 |
| #94 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 57 |
| #107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 118 |
| #153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
| #120 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 53 |
| #72 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 38 |
| #152 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 93 |
| #139 | tiny plastic sauceror | 22 |
| #91 | tiny plastic scary clown | 64 |
| #100 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 29 |
| #93 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 60 |
| #117 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 53 |
| #98 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 60 |
| #129 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 106 |
| #152 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 40 |
| #118 | tiny plastic stab bat | 115 |
| #91 | tiny plastic star starfish | 123 |
| #91 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 6 |
| #139 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 6 |
| #123 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 56 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #129 | tiny plastic taco cat | 49 |
| #73 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 70 |
| #124 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 26 |
| #125 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 50 |
| #94 | tiny plastic warwelf | 55 |
| #90 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 64 |
| #87 | tiny plastic zmobie | 60 |
| #102 | tofurkey gravy | 66 |
| #100 | tofurkey leg | 65 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #332 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #774 | towel | 10 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #123 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #33 | tube sock | 11 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1023 | unstable DNA | 38 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #234 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 10 |
| #46 | wreath of laurels | 11 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #363 | yellow striped oyster egg | 7 |