#17 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 4 |
#104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
#2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
#2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
#293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
#179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
#375 | Black No. 2 | 11 |
#478 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
#2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
#194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
#25 | Claybender glasses | 32 |
🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
#114 | Cookbook of the Damned | 4 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#57 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 40 |
#108 | Crimbo dinner | 3 |
#123 | Crimbo food scraps | 31 |
#1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
#17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
#88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
#123 | Crimbosmopolitan | 3 |
#4 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 33 |
#55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
#6 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 26 |
#70 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 151 |
#22 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 3 |
#68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
#73 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 273 |
#86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
#62 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 9 |
#48 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
#4 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 26 |
🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
#128 | Crown of the Goblin King | 137 |
#112 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
#1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
#15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
#1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#33 | Elf Army machine parts | 90 |
🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
#147 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,139 |
#47 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 5 |
#78 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 3 |
#6 | Elf Guard hotpants | 22 |
#72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
#8 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 27 |
#51 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 4 |
#53 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 4 |
#4 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 24 |
#79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
#27 | Elmley shades | 47 |
#118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
#1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
#119 | FunFunds™ | 8 |
#774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
#784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#90 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#93 | Green Clover of Justice | 17 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
#1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
#106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
#46 | Jefferson wings | 14 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#201 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 11 |
#41 | Kelflar vest | 5 |
#90 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 14 |
🥇 | Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ | 1 |
#376 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
#4 | LED candle | 4 |
#171 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 129 |
#8 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 12 |
#178 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 2 |
#45 | Misty Cape | 49 |
#45 | Misty Cloak | 45 |
#68 | Misty Robe | 37 |
#108 | Necrotelicomnicon | 7 |
#382 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
#845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
#366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
#190 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 7 |
#377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
#128 | O'RLY manual | 9 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#34 | Red X Shield | 8 |
#97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
#47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
#511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
#78 | Sinful Desires | 10 |
#259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
#176 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 2 |
#58 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 2 |
#39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
#416 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
#81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
#60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
#18 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
#396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
#332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
#232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
#144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
#49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
#306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
#160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
#124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
#290 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 5 |
#750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
#252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
#168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
#171 | Trainbot slag | 7 |
#243 | Tuesday's ruby | 10 |
#103 | Volcoino | 1 |
#114 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 3 |
#80 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 7 |
#5 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 106 |
#31 | Yuleviathan necklace | 2 |
#321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
#4 | aerogel akubra | 2 |
#15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
🥈 | aerogel apron | 3 |
#8 | aerogel ascot | 2 |
🥈 | aerogel attache case | 3 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
#32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
#44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
#17 | asteroid belt | 6 |
#35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
#1120 | baby killer bee | 5 |
#337 | baconstone | 23 |
#261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
#278 | badass belt | 135 |
#1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
#91 | bat-ass leather jacket | 2 |
#329 | batskin belt | 1 |
#375 | beach glass bead | 8 |
#106 | beach glass necklace | 7 |
#19 | big red button | 4 |
#463 | big rock | 1 |
#331 | black & tan | 5 |
#226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
#61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
#45 | black belt | 2 |
#35 | black blade | 30 |
#20 | black cloak | 30 |
#66 | black eye shadow | 11 |
#187 | black facepaint | 1 |
#381 | black forest cake | 6 |
#302 | black forest ham | 6 |
#72 | black gold | 12 |
#285 | black greaves | 8 |
#468 | black helmet | 3 |
#176 | black kettle drum | 6 |
#24 | black label | 90 |
#473 | black pepper | 2 |
#74 | black picnic basket | 55 |
#78 | black pixel | 728 |
#2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#422 | black pudding | 4 |
#128 | black sheepskin diploma | 2 |
#397 | black shield | 4 |
#238 | black snake skin | 31 |
#311 | black sword | 8 |
#83 | black tear | 2 |
#475 | blackberry | 10 |
#269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
#80 | blackberry galoshes | 3 |
#220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
#190 | blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
#19 | blue class ring | 217 |
#5 | booze drive button | 1 |
#7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
#137 | brown paper pants | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#218 | cabooze | 4 |
🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
#746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
#12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
#13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
🥇 | chalk chain | 3 |
🥇 | chalk chalice | 3 |
🥇 | chalk chapeau | 4 |
🥇 | chalk chinos | 4 |
🥇 | chalk chlamys | 3 |
🥇 | chalk choker | 4 |
#145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
#128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
#109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
#87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
#86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
#244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
#141 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 7 |
#181 | chintzy noodle ring | 5 |
#244 | chintzy saucepan earring | 3 |
#296 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
#258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
#142 | chocomotive | 6 |
#446 | clay peace-sign bead | 4 |
🥇 | cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
#192 | crystalline cheer | 560 |
#32 | cute meteoroid | 6 |
#313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
#28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
#89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
#155 | donated booze | 81 |
#171 | donated candy | 58 |
#153 | donated food | 97 |
#214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
#7 | dromedary drinking helmet | 2 |
#457 | eXtreme scarf | 5 |
#365 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
#295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
#567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
#96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
#170 | flask flops | 1 |
#92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
#39 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 1 |
#771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
#15 | freshwater pearl necklace | 126 |
#1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
#96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
#50 | fuzzy busby | 49 |
#118 | fuzzy earmuffs | 26 |
#55 | fuzzy montera | 49 |
🥈 | gabardine gaiters | 3 |
#4 | gabardine garibaldi | 2 |
#4 | gabardine garland | 3 |
🥉 | gabardine girdle | 3 |
#6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
#6 | gabardine gunnysack | 2 |
#697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
#57 | ghost of a necklace | 100 |
#20 | giant O | 1 |
#47 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 27 |
#193 | giant cactus quill | 4 |
#306 | giant discarded bottlecap | 17 |
#629 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
#255 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 18 |
#121 | giant foam finger | 41 |
#57 | giant giant moth dust | 26 |
#18 | giant grain of protein powder | 91 |
#64 | giant gym membership card | 17 |
#43 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 54 |
#110 | giant jar of protein powder | 7 |
#239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
#36 | giant motorcycle boots | 12 |
#536 | giant needle | 43 |
#103 | giant pearl | 1 |
#69 | giant penguin keychain | 24 |
#261 | giant pinky ring | 60 |
#74 | giant safety pin | 23 |
#71 | giant spider leg | 3 |
#52 | giant turkey leg | 34 |
#178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
#128 | gladiator tunica | 2 |
#43 | goatskin umbrella | 48 |
#173 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
#130 | gold nuggets | 1 |
#171 | gold tooth | 1 |
#82 | gold wedding ring | 121 |
#67 | government requisition form | 17 |
#125 | green clay bead | 96 |
#1292 | grue egg | 20 |
#632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
#29 | guard turtle collar | 45 |
#17 | guard turtle shell | 172 |
#471 | hamethyst | 17 |
🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
#249 | handful of confetti | 137 |
#8 | head-mounted Trainbot | 3 |
#1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#201 | hedgeturtle | 2 |
🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
#104 | honey-drenched ham slice | 26 |
#308 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
#8 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 3 |
#52 | little black book | 13 |
#198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
#5 | loofah ladle | 2 |
🥇 | loofah lavalier | 4 |
🥇 | loofah legwarmers | 2 |
#4 | loofah lei | 1 |
🥈 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 3 |
#1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
#248 | lump of diamond | 12 |
#9 | marble medallion | 1 |
#34 | metal meteoroid | 138 |
#27 | meteorb | 2 |
#24 | meteorite guard | 3 |
#30 | meteortarboard | 4 |
#65 | meteorthopedic shoes | 3 |
#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#117 | mime army rations | 3 |
#117 | mime army wine | 3 |
#72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
#84 | miming boots | 1 |
#50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
#93 | miming gloves | 1 |
#46 | miming shirt | 2 |
#98 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 27 |
#19 | mother's necklace | 52 |
#103 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 16 |
#123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
#12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
🥈 | paraffin palazzos | 2 |
🥉 | paraffin pendant | 3 |
🥈 | paraffin pith helmet | 3 |
🥉 | paraffin poncho | 3 |
🥇 | paraffin punching bag | 5 |
#135 | peace-sign necklace | 3 |
#53 | pegfinger | 3 |
🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
#89 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 3 |
#487 | phat turquoise bead | 7 |
#165 | phat turquoise bracelet | 3 |
#275 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
#153 | pile of Trainbot parts | 30 |
#136 | ping-pong ball | 18 |
#132 | pink clay bead | 156 |
#40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
#129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
#31 | pool shark hair oil | 1 |
#72 | pork elf goodies sack | 98 |
#448 | porquoise | 17 |
#71 | pteruges | 1 |
#107 | punk rock jacket | 16 |
#205 | purple clay bead | 20 |
#53 | red and white claret | 9 |
#33 | red badge | 11 |
#30 | red blood cells | 107 |
#49 | red book | 11 |
#13 | red box | 584 |
#23 | red button | 1,039 |
#12 | red class ring | 1,155 |
#40 | red coat | 9 |
#28 | red eye | 23 |
#76 | red foxglove | 2 |
#15 | red lava globs | 2 |
#43 | red letter | 31 |
#21 | red masque | 17 |
#89 | red pixel | 267 |
#457 | red pixel potion | 5 |
#530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
#1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#53 | red red wine | 37 |
#38 | red rum | 45 |
#43 | red shirt | 9 |
#37 | red shoe | 9 |
#17 | red silk skirt | 27 |
#47 | red velvet cake | 49 |
#63 | red-hot boilermaker | 7 |
#33 | red-hot poker | 7 |
#53 | red-hot sausage fork | 1 |
#8 | red-soled high heels | 2 |
#245 | redrum | 7 |
#41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
#412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
#316 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 10 |
#39 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 2 |
#1409 | robotronic egg | 11 |
#417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
#323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
#190 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
#51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
#63 | shamanic beads | 1 |
#16 | shining star cap | 1 |
#153 | shiny ring | 144 |
#139 | shiny stones | 71 |
#262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
#9 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 3 |
#95 | silent B | 2 |
#147 | silent L | 1 |
#68 | silent N | 1 |
#152 | silent O | 3 |
#23 | silent P | 16 |
🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
#291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
#28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
#721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
#81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
#237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
#319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
#281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
#996 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
#91 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
#217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
#216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
#122 | steamed oyster | 2 |
#16 | stolen necklace | 31 |
#101 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
#4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
#107 | tiny bowler | 5 |
#109 | tiny dancer | 3 |
#65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
#16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
#19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
#16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
#15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
#14 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 3 |
#36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
#41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
#160 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
#15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
#122 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 7 |
#463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
#77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
#45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
#65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
#79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
#37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
#35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
#36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#259 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
#3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
#56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
#57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
#53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
#32 | topeé | 1 |
#23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
#13 | topiary noseplugs | 1 |
#14 | topiary tights | 3 |
#476 | towel | 20 |
#132 | tube sock | 4 |
#57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
#85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
#45 | turtlemail breeches | 2 |
#110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
#58 | turtlemail hauberk | 2 |
#1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
🥇 | velour vambraces | 3 |
#9 | velour veil | 1 |
#8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
#47 | walrus-tusk earring | 24 |
#28 | white arm towel | 1 |
#15 | white class ring | 733 |
#33 | wool hat | 88 |
#100 | wreath of laurels | 6 |
#845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |