| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #297 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,418 |
| #51 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 22 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #8 | Red Roger's reliquary | 110 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 19 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 10 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #384 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #705 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 57 |
| #525 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #473 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #211 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #70 | chakra sludge | 17 |
| #213 | commemorative war stein | 265 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #102 | donated booze | 217 |
| #92 | donated candy | 203 |
| #102 | donated food | 221 |
| #16 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #170 | eldritch effluvium | 271 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #258 | fancy seashell necklace | 34 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #22 | government requisition form | 229 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #12 | green rock candy | 3 |
| #20 | green-iced sweet roll | 3 |
| #256 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #334 | handful of confetti | 110 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #179 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #151 | mooseflank | 22 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #125 | negative lump | 942 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #116 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #442 | pretty flower | 248 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| 🥉 | repaid diaper | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #534 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #476 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #85 | waterlogged cloth | 13 |
| #87 | waterlogged leather | 12 |
| #84 | waterlogged metal | 13 |
| #88 | waterlogged stuffing | 12 |
| #48 | waterlogged wood | 10 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |