| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #290 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #35 | Red Roger's reliquary | 31 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 19 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 10 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #204 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #72 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 57 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #470 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #212 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #71 | chakra sludge | 17 |
| #294 | commemorative war stein | 100 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #102 | donated booze | 217 |
| #90 | donated candy | 203 |
| #100 | donated food | 221 |
| #15 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #198 | eldritch effluvium | 113 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #78 | government requisition form | 11 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #12 | green rock candy | 3 |
| #20 | green-iced sweet roll | 3 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #486 | handful of confetti | 82 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #148 | mooseflank | 22 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #126 | negative lump | 900 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 9 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 9 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 8 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 2 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #85 | waterlogged cloth | 13 |
| #87 | waterlogged leather | 12 |
| #84 | waterlogged metal | 13 |
| #88 | waterlogged stuffing | 12 |
| #48 | waterlogged wood | 10 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |