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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
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| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
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| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
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| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
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| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #722 | theoretical string | 14 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
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| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
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| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #913 | unstable DNA | 45 |
| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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