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| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
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| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
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| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
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| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
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| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
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| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
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| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
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| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
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| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
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| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
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| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
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| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
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| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
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| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
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| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
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| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
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| #2061 | kite | 1 |
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| #633 | large box | 1 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
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| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
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| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
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| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
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| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #70 | oil of oiliness | 30 |
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| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
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| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #64 | unfortunate dumplings | 10 |
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| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
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| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
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| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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