| #84 | 1,970 carat gold | 8 |
| #12 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1,066 |
| #96 | 5-hour acrimony | 4 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #159 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Belt of Howling Anger | 31 |
| #6 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 57 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 54 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 6 |
| #35 | Cookbook of the Damned | 11 |
| #53 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 41 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #61 | Drowsy Sword | 207 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #18 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 797 |
| #8 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 48 |
| #52 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 7 |
| #14 | Glenn's golden dice | 10 |
| #12 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 39 |
| #23 | Green Clover of Justice | 45 |
| #112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
| #10 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 43 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #14 | How to Avoid Scams | 7,777 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #62 | Instant Karma | 195 |
| #208 | Iron Beta of Industry | 47 |
| #210 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
| #34 | Misty Cape | 64 |
| #23 | Misty Cloak | 76 |
| #25 | Misty Robe | 85 |
| #42 | Mr. Accessory | 5 |
| #54 | Necrotelicomnicon | 15 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #109 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 18 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #36 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 4 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #122 | Safari Jack's moustache | 10 |
| 🥇 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 3,333 |
| #8 | Shield of Icy Fate | 40 |
| #67 | Sinful Desires | 12 |
| #34 | Special Seasoning | 24 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Sword of Dark Omens | 32 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Beast Within™ candle | 2,222 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 17 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 9 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #401 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 21 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #70 | Wrecked Generator | 2 |
| #112 | Yakisoba's hat | 10 |
| #21 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 54 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #11 | antique accordion | 141 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #30 | baby chest mimic | 4 |
| #120 | badass belt | 212 |
| #9 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 23,456 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #8 | big hot pepper | 333 |
| #14 | blood-drive sticker | 16 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #3784 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #43 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #77 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #8 | cheap sunglasses | 4,130 |
| #74 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #46 | coconut shell | 2,020 |
| #190 | commemorative war stein | 313 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #315 | dense meat stack | 905 |
| #85 | duct tape | 618 |
| #159 | effluvious emerald | 9 |
| #112 | facsimile dictionary | 79 |
| #287 | fancy seashell necklace | 21 |
| #8 | filled mosquito | 1,000 |
| #9 | filthy child leash | 4,130 |
| #69 | goblin water | 10 |
| #153 | gold wedding ring | 63 |
| #85 | handful of confetti | 261 |
| 🥇 | hard rock | 42 |
| #483 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
| #181 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #307 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #65 | liquid ice | 11 |
| #59 | little paper umbrella | 2,020 |
| #47 | magical ice cubes | 2,020 |
| #39 | massive gemstone | 159 |
| #43 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #178 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #12 | mother's necklace | 260 |
| #14 | oversized pizza cutter | 1,351 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #12 | patchouli incense stick | 2,414 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #156 | pie man was not meant to eat | 15 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| 🥈 | porcelain candy dish | 1,000 |
| #26 | pork elf goodies sack | 207 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #536 | quantum taco | 12 |
| #18 | really dense meat stack | 115 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| 🥇 | shot of wasp venom | 8,888 |
| #34 | silver cow skull | 15 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| 🥇 | skeleton | 8,888 |
| #105 | solid gold bowling ball | 163 |
| #19 | space blanket | 68 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #314 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 126 |
| #649 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 68 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #603 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 73 |
| #282 | stuffed Meat | 141 |
| #682 | stuffed angry cow | 66 |
| #900 | stuffed astral badger | 55 |
| #751 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 65 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #696 | stuffed cocoabo | 64 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #643 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 71 |
| #696 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 68 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #638 | stuffed hand turkey | 72 |
| #153 | stuffed key | 279 |
| #919 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #321 | stuffed mink | 129 |
| #284 | stuffed monocle | 142 |
| #800 | stuffed scary death orb | 62 |
| #64 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 288 |
| #779 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 61 |
| #544 | stuffed snowy owl | 78 |
| #675 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 69 |
| #450 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 18 |
| #772 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 60 |
| #280 | stuffed teddy butler | 142 |
| #387 | stuffed tin of caviar | 114 |
| #150 | stuffed treasure chest | 277 |
| #626 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 73 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #227 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #75 | towel | 109 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #33 | warbear whosit | 6,789 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |