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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
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| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
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| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
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| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
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| #333 | dented harmonica | 3 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #765 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
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| #346 | dishrag | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #36 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #590 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #258 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
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| #233 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #255 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
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| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
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| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
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| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
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| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #98 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
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| #534 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
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| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #307 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #71 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
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| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
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| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1321 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #673 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #313 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
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| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
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| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #526 | orange snowcone | 11 |
| #104 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 12 |
| #133 | out-of-tune biwa | 2 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
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| #241 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #48 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #660 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
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| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
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| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
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| #374 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #127 | pufferfish spine | 2 |
| #93 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #91 | red badge | 1 |
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| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #120 | red letter | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #97 | red potion | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #514 | redrum | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
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| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #472 | s'more | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #577 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #154 | seaweed | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #685 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
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| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #237 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #95 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #530 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #102 | sweet mochi ball | 19 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #169 | sweet roll Alabama | 1 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1211 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
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