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| #51 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
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| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
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| #331 | dented harmonica | 3 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
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| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #36 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #110 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
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| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
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| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #159 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #191 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #96 | gnatloaf | 1 |
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| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
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| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
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| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
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| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
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| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
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| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #69 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #140 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #671 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
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| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
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| #100 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #524 | orange snowcone | 11 |
| #105 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 12 |
| #132 | out-of-tune biwa | 2 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
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| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #47 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
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| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
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| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #410 | puce plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #125 | pufferfish spine | 2 |
| #93 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #123 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
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| #160 | red box | 1 |
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| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #98 | red potion | 1 |
| #164 | red red wine | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #238 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #94 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #102 | sweet mochi ball | 19 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #166 | sweet roll Alabama | 1 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
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