| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #36 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 16 |
| #38 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 16 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #24 | BGE pocket calendar | 15 |
| #40 | BGE shotglass | 86 |
| #92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #33 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 20 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #25 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 41 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #115 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 18 |
| #152 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 14 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #24 | Workytime Tea | 117 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #239 | bone chips | 78 |
| #380 | bottle of Blank-Out | 26 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #121 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 16 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #169 | candy knuckles | 11 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1786 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #549 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #292 | foam noodle | 3 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #566 | herringcello | 28 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #344 | inflatable duck | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #202 | licorice garrote | 9 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #142 | paperclip | 340 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #1636 | penguin focaccia bread | 7 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #84 | poison pen | 12 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #102 | roll of toilet paper | 1,099 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #78 | sheet cake | 6 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #157 | space jam | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #131 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #339 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 20 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 22 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 14 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 30 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #418 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 23 |
| #304 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 30 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #412 | tiny plastic G Imp | 16 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 19 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 17 |
| #613 | tiny plastic Hellion | 12 |
| #274 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 23 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #459 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 15 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #527 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 17 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #641 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 16 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #434 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 16 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #332 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 20 |
| #988 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #458 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #439 | tiny plastic astronomer | 16 |
| #621 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #545 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 30 |
| #289 | tiny plastic beanbat | 22 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #382 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 39 |
| #491 | tiny plastic blooper | 14 |
| #500 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 14 |
| #379 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 17 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #633 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 27 |
| #439 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 35 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #349 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 19 |
| #396 | tiny plastic demoninja | 17 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #438 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 16 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #468 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 15 |
| #304 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 22 |
| #346 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 19 |
| #715 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 10 |
| #594 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 28 |
| #753 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
| #715 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 24 |
| #463 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 15 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #394 | tiny plastic goth giant | 17 |
| #614 | tiny plastic grue | 27 |
| #486 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 14 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #813 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 22 |
| #581 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #349 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 19 |
| #802 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 22 |
| #884 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #578 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 12 |
| #560 | tiny plastic mosquito | 29 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #498 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 15 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #750 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 23 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #560 | tiny plastic scary clown | 13 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #411 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 16 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 17 |
| #587 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 12 |
| #932 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #461 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 15 |
| #375 | tiny plastic stab bat | 41 |
| #909 | tiny plastic star starfish | 19 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 23 |
| #378 | tiny plastic taco cat | 18 |
| #267 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 23 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #376 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 18 |
| #335 | tiny plastic zmobie | 19 |
| #1970 | toast | 104 |
| #158 | toe jam | 3 |
| #156 | traffic jam | 3 |
| #169 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #274 | wad of cotton | 11 |
| #274 | water wings | 3 |