| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #349 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 17 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #60 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 24 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #625 | Go-Wassail | 20 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #448 | Schrödinger's thermos | 31 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #676 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 9 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #239 | Wolfman Nardz | 6 |
| #193 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #248 | buckyball | 21 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #900 | candy cane | 39 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #313 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 6 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1875 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1743 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #864 | fudgecule | 200 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #8 | goat beard | 6,047 |
| #850 | green gummi ingot | 7 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1730 | herringcello | 6 |
| #52 | hideous egg | 26 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #535 | kumquartz | 9 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #106 | lollipop stick | 755 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #267 | mulled cider | 6 |
| #740 | mummy costume | 6 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #435 | pearidot | 12 |
| #1669 | penguin focaccia bread | 6 |
| #778 | petrified wood | 6 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #53 | plexiglass pinky ring | 4 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #901 | red gummi ingot | 4 |
| #186 | ribbon candy | 6 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #779 | spooky bark | 6 |
| #811 | spooky sap | 6 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #305 | strawberyl | 23 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #488 | sucker scaffold | 11 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #343 | superheated fudge | 10 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #427 | tourmalime | 13 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #560 | trilobite fossil | 6 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #776 | yellow gummi ingot | 11 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |