| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #234 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #234 | Boss Bat britches | 56 |
| #89 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 55 |
| #20 | Comma Chameleon egg | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #83 | Crimboween memo | 87 |
| #93 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 9 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #953 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #1460 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #64 | Rainbow's Gravity | 3 |
| #219 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 22 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1225 | Time Juice | 3 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #425 | badass belt | 104 |
| #21 | banana-frosted king cake | 46 |
| #278 | battered Crimbo Crate | 46 |
| #250 | blood flower | 41 |
| #141 | blue glowstick | 11 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #17 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 26 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of goofballs | 283 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #4 | carob brownies | 377 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #27 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 43 |
| #361 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 31 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #279 | dollhive | 37 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #65 | duck-on-a-string | 28 |
| #526 | dusty Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #188 | easter egg balloon | 89 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #713 | evil teddy bear | 17 |
| #218 | facsimile dictionary | 49 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #40 | green glowstick | 16 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #253 | grue egg | 90 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1266 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #8 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #16 | pet rock | 344 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #79 | pink plastic baby | 6 |
| #97 | plastic passion fruit | 24 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #647 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #69 | purple glowstick | 20 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #252 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #216 | sock monkey | 12 |
| #465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #569 | string of red beads | 20 |
| #709 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #175 | teddy bear | 41 |
| #149 | teddy borg | 69 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #264 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #690 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #202 | yellow glowstick | 7 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #52 | zombie pineal gland | 52 |