| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #370 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 10 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1640 | Crimbuck | 107 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #88 | Iron Beta of Industry | 112 |
| #16 | Manual of Lock Picking | 3 |
| #142 | Microplushie: Bropane | 92 |
| #166 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 26 |
| #156 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 37 |
| #144 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 19 |
| #176 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 59 |
| #153 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 96 |
| #121 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 57 |
| #146 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 111 |
| #170 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 52 |
| #160 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 74 |
| #50 | My First Art of War | 14 |
| #93 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 68 |
| #38 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 77 |
| #44 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 82 |
| #44 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 64 |
| #35 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 41 |
| #43 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 29 |
| #48 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 29 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
| #259 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 6 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #36 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #34 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 4 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 7 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 16 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 11 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 45 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 16 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 13 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #670 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 28 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 147 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 30 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #177 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 7 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| #624 | club necklace | 11 |
| #300 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 4 |
| #421 | diamond necklace | 15 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #317 | fudgecule | 5,464 |
| #141 | heart necklace | 34 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #9 | paint palette | 6 |
| #123 | pixel cross | 6 |
| #159 | pixel holy water | 3 |
| #31 | pixel orb | 3 |
| #13 | pottery hat | 2 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 10 |
| #331 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 121 |
| #734 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 61 |
| #647 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 69 |
| #337 | stuffed Meat | 126 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #832 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #699 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #679 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 70 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #216 | stuffed key | 229 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #972 | stuffed mind flayer | 52 |
| #374 | stuffed mink | 115 |
| #2077 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #619 | stuffed scary death orb | 75 |
| #2451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #689 | stuffed snowy owl | 65 |
| #601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 75 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #757 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 61 |
| #394 | stuffed teddy butler | 115 |
| #316 | stuffed tin of caviar | 133 |
| #185 | stuffed treasure chest | 246 |
| #892 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 55 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #200 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 10 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #190 | turtle totem | 325 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #95 | wrench bracelet | 37 |