| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #1406 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #11 | CRIMBCO mug | 1,615 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #718 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #833 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 4 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #327 | baggie of powdered sugar | 65 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #787 | barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #276 | black snowcone | 13 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #375 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #813 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #69 | mysterious present | 9 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #234 | plastic cup of beer | 8 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #179 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #184 | portable photocopier | 38 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #16 | sorority girl's box | 2 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #502 | spooky bark | 21 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #108 | sun-dried tofu | 2 |
| #148 | tasty louse | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #613 | tiny plastic Hellion | 12 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #389 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 17 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 11 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #982 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #773 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #712 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #834 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #482 | tiny plastic scary clown | 15 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #920 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #587 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 12 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #510 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 18 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #481 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |