| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #23 | Bonestabber | 2 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #31 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 2 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #17 | Frosty's nailbat | 4 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #52 | Green Giant | 2 |
| #154 | Green Manalishi | 2 |
| #36 | Green Muslin | 2 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 3 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #962 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #30 | Knob jelly donut | 11 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #32 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #24 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
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| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
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| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #18 | Sketcherz™ | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #39 | The Jokester's gun | 2 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #583 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #173 | airblaster gun | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #163 | antique machete | 2 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #22 | antique nutcracker sword | 2 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #39 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #567 | black sword | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #39 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #48 | broken beer bottle | 2 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #137 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #14 | can opener | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #80 | cap gun | 2 |
| #8 | capped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #26 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #89 | deep six-shooter | 2 |
| #413 | dense meat stack | 195 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #52 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #10 | elven tambourine | 2 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #40 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #48 | fish scimitar | 2 |
| #8 | fishy fish | 408 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #45 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #6 | foot-long hot daub | 2 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #33 | furry green earmuffs | 2 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #7 | garbage sticker | 2 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #13 | ghast iron cleaver | 2 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #51 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #23 | glass casserole dish | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #19 | glass pie plate | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #86 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #88 | gnauga hide whip | 2 |
| #8 | goat | 4,765 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #24 | gravy boat | 1 |
| #63 | grease gun | 2 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #792 | green beer | 12 |
| #557 | green candy heart | 17 |
| #21 | green cloth cap | 2 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #958 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #79 | green mana | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #84 | half-size scalpel | 2 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #47 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #320 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #57 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #6 | honey dipper | 2 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #15 | incredibly dense meat gem | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #10 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #32 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| #206 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #12 | licorice whip | 2 |
| 🥈 | little round pebble | 10,193 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #75 | logging hatchet | 2 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2,957 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #25 | meat stack | 100,000 |
| #9 | mercenary pistol | 2 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #84 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #79 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #31 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #219 | negative lump | 100 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #494 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #40 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #104 | octopus's spade | 2 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #7 | papier-mâchine gun | 2 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #99 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #19 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #20 | pocket lint (green) | 3 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #12 | potato masher | 2 |
| #257 | powdered donut | 3 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #56 | pulled green taffy | 12 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #30 | raw green beans | 12 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #85 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #69 | red-hot poker | 2 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1551 | saucepan | 2 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #61 | sewage-clogged pistol | 2 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #127 | short-handled mop | 2 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #197 | silent pea shooter | 2 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #78 | slide rule | 2 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #341 | smoking grass | 178 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #91 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #8 | space beast fur whip | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #96 | sprinkles | 97 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #38 | steel sword | 2 |
| #74 | sticky hand whip | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #69 | string of moist beads | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #7 | tin tam | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #872 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #50 | transparent pants | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #95 | trout fang | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #82 | twisted-up wet towel | 2 |
| #7 | uncapped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #92 | unsanitized scalpel | 2 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #10 | weasel stomping pants | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #206 | world's smallest violin | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |