Defying

RankItemQuantity
#212'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign9
#8937x37x37 puzzle cube45
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#79ASCII fu manchu3
#56Agent Corrigan's cigarette9
#188Alewife™ Ale5
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#376Angelhair Culottes3
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#11Artist's Butterknife of Regret17
#14Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness16
#13Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury20
#12Artist's Spatula of Despair17
#11Artist's Whisk of Misery15
#242Atomic Comic2
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#373BGE shotglass18
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#55BRICKO brick11,949
#164BRICKO eye brick367
#112BRICKO pearl1
#51BRICKO stud15
#603BURT2
#375Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental3
#78Bangyomaman battle juice6
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#106Bling of the New Wave9
🥇Bloodbath1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#16C.H.U.M. chum144
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2128CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#80Charity's choker2
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#53Chinese curse words5
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#967Colander of Em-er'il3
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#448Copper Alpha of Sincerity5
#433Crimbo Candy Cookbook12
#1859Crimbuck64
#240Disco 'Fro Pick10
#278El Sombrero De Lopez8
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#76El Vibrato power sphere22
#47El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)2
#56El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)4
#103El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)7
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#30El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)9
#56El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)7
#18El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)11
#96El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)11
#67El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)13
#109El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)6
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#660FDKOL commendation39
#379Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots19
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#136Fu Manchu Wax1
🥈Fuzzby1
#369Galapagosian Cuisses3
#379Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#548Heimandatz's heart3
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#52Hundred Headed IPA4
#131Iiti Kitty Gumdrop22
#62Interview With You (a Vampire)3
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#540Jack-in-the-box10
#181Jocko Homo's head9
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#187Knob Goblin Mutagen2
#334Krakrox's Loincloth3
#185La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez7
#186Lederhosen of the Night7
#306Loudmouth Larry Lamprey160
#34Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery10
#95McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade29
#41Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince2
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#91Mer-kin foodbucket10
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#140Mer-kin hookspear2
#105Mer-kin pinkslip1
#182Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#192Mer-kin takebag1
#91Mer-kin thingpouch8
#371Microplushie: Bropane27
#445Microplushie: Dorkonide7
#439Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid9
#454Microplushie: Fauxnerditide4
#559Microplushie: Gothochondria10
#466Microplushie: Hippylase20
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#448Microplushie: Hobomosome11
#529Microplushie: Otakulone18
#465Microplushie: Raverdrine12
#507Microplushie: Sororitrate14
#161Mr. Haggis9
#189Mr. Joe's bangles8
#348Newman's Own Trousers3
#186Nickel Gamma of Frugality35
#54Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I48
#56Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II59
#48Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III56
#49Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV25
#42Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V30
#62Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI16
#89Nuclear Blastball40
#28Okee-Dokee soda56
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#352Orange Star of Sacrifice6
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#566Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster12
#166Pink Heart of Spirit6
#69Pokëmann band-aid31
#467Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#444Pokëmann figurine: Duck3
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#443Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump3
#208Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking7
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#569Pokëmann figurine: Nothing2
#490Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu4
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#467Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#302Red Rover BB gun12
#102S.A.V.E. flyer3
#513Safari Jack's moustache3
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#49Scuba Snack8
#153Shivering Chèvre11
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#471Sinful Desires1
#38Stone Golem pebbles74
#945Summer Nights1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#45Sword of the Brouhaha Prince2
#173Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro90
#138Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita130
#144Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco127
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#128Tears of the Quiet Healer22
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#88The Big Book of Pirate Insults58
#24The Lost Comb2
#52The Lost Pill Bottle1
#249The Mariachi's guitar case7
#302The Necbronomicon1
#58The Snitch's Manifesto2
#42The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants3
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#147Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag12
#134Thwaitgold bee statuette10
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#398Thwaitgold firefly statuette10
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#155Thwaitgold maggot statuette16
#390Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette2
#534Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#143UV monocular1
#73Ultracolor™ shirt6
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#36Van der Graaf helmet9
#88Volartta's bellbottoms10
#203Wand of Oscus1
#131White Chocolate Golem Seeds7
#499Workytime Tea3
#510Yakisoba's hat3
#81Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher310
#253Yellow Moon of Compassion12
#105Ze™ goggles48
#187Zombo's shield1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#125actual reality goggles14
#1149adorable seal larva2
#91airblaster gun30
#80ancient stone fist28
#66ancient stone head17
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#112anemone nematocyst2
#11anger blaster3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#255ant pick1
#184ant rake2
#933antique record album1
#213arrowgram2
#1049baby killer bee6
#389balloon monkey4
#167banana peel32
#323barrrnacle49
#198bazookafish bubble gum11
#49beach ball marble1
#160beefy fish meat3
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#333bejeweled cufflinks13
#44bewitching boots1
#702bindlestocking1
#518bite-me-red lipstick4
#35bitter bowtie1
#75black BRICKO brick1
#28black catseye marble1
#199black snake skin42
#353black-and-blue light145
#66blank prescription sheet3
#112blob of acid11
#353blue plasma ball142
#622bone chips13
#46booby trap8
#553bottle of Blank-Out10
#9bottle of Ooze-O194
#130bottle of sewage schnapps63
#46bottle of wine60
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#39box of Pokëmann band-aids91
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#42brazen bracelet1
#501breaded beer1
#194brigand brittle9
#657brine27
#247brown crock marble1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#48bubbling tempura batter15
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#98bugbear detector1
#150bugbear purification pill1
#131bull blubber2
#155bumblebee marble1
#23butterfly knife28
#255cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#76cartoon heart30
#74cheap Chinese beer3
#81cheap clip-on ninja tie5
#314cheap studded belt152
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#68classy monkey7
#156clove-flavored lip balm2
#171clown skin52
#41clumsiness bark54
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#129confusing LED clock49
#360corncob pipe3
#138corned-beef Reuben21
#67correction fluid29
#529corrupted data11
#38crappy brain421
#19crystal decanter3
#306cup of infinite pencils4
#67cupcake-in-a-cup7
#314cursed scrunchie1
#46cyber-mattock4
#36dangerous jerkcicle54
#43dead guy's piece of double-sided tape1
#59dead meat bun7
#224decaying goldfish liver31
#24decent brain1,170
#154demon skin112
#59demonic surgical gloves7
#25depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#226depleted uranium seal figurine3
#740designer handbag3
#518dill78
#32distention pill19
#417disturbing fanfic315
#86diving muff2
#215dollar-sign bag6
#91dolphin whistle4
#12doubt cannon3
#90dragonfish caviar2
#262dull fish scale14
#77dungeoneering kit10
#364dwarvish magazine2
#118ectoplasm au jus2
#172eldritch dough1
#55electric crutch5
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#38elven hardtack354
#32elven magi-pack1,515
#33elven medi-pack1,496
#49elven squeeze230
#132embezzler's oil1
#843empty agua de vida bottle58
#541enchanted leopard-print barbell12
#153enchanted muesli8
#60extra-strength red potion12
#89facehugging alien13
#148facsimile dictionary66
#59fancy blue potion12
#500fancy opera glasses7
#12fear condenser3
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#583figurine of a cold seal7
#82figurine of a cute baby seal4
#240figurine of a shadowy seal5
#216figurine of a slippery seal8
#196figurine of a stinking seal11
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#96figurine of an ancient seal10
#181figurine of an armored seal1
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#396filthy lucre97
#39fire axe1
#112fireball5
#147fireclutch7
#82fireman's helmet1
#498flamin' bindle1
#72flaming sword12
#282flavored foot massage oil176
#111flayed mind11
#143floaty pebbles3
#691floaty sand9
#104flytrap pellet3
#292foam dart165
#329fossilized bat skull1
#570fossilized limb9
#592fossilized torso4
#696fossilized wing1
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#235frayed rope belt6
#1034friendly cheez blob2
#40frog lip-print38
#39frost-rimed seal hide17
#706frozen banquet1
#31frozen seal spine4
#614fudge lily4
#827fudgecule259
#276furry fur433
#45fustulent seal grulch13
#4737fuzzy dice1
#73gamer slurry10
#492garish pinky ring8
#185gator skin49
#98gatorskin umbrella4
#491ghost cucumber91
#302ghost protocol1
#53giant clay ashtray10
#359giant designer sunglasses12
#154giant tube of black lipstick24
#77gilt perfume bottle12
#383glacial sapphire1
#84glass of baboon milk39
#183glistening fish meat2
#121glob of green slime14
#53globe of Deep Sauce9
#88glowing syringe2
#78goblin autoblowgun6
#91goblin hunting spear5
#79gold crown17
#135gold toothbrush16
#25good brain2,809
#20great big capacitor17
#68green BRICKO brick1
#349green candy heart60
#73grey cube5
#178grinning turtle1
#91groupie bra1
#124groupie lipstick1
#76groupie spangles3
#508grue egg51
#118haggis socks21
#101haggis-infused soap48
#118haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis24
#98hamburger21
#20handful of honey293
#396handful of numbers1
#71handyman "hand soap"6
#258heart of the volcano28
#76heavy leather-bound tome3
#111hedgeturtle17
#117holistic headache remedy34
#112home robotics kit13
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#140huge gold coin47
#65hyperinflated seal lung10
#325iced-out bling1
#94imitation crab crate6
#51ingot of seal-iron7
#85ink bladder4
#39iron helmet1
#131janglin' bones15
#33jar full of wind56
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#101jellyfish gel2
#1066jerky coins1
#123jet bennie marble1
#309kickback cookbook2
#92kobold kibble21
#350lavender candy heart64
#101leathery bat skin134
#96leathery cat skin186
#111leathery rat skin83
#1751length of string1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#163library card3
#77live nautical mine2
#314loadstone1
#91lost key26
#331lucky bottlecap4
#43lucky cat collar3
#117lucky cat's paw2
#18lunar isotope10,249
#1005macaroni duck2
#89magicberry tablets46
#161magnetic sculpture kit4
#128marine aquamarine1
#114massive gemstone36
#73memory of a C18
#32memory of a CA base pair3
#57memory of a CG base pair2
#84memory of a CT base pair1
#155memory of a G8
#32memory of a GT base pair4
#91memory of a T14
#91memory of an A14
#60memory of an AG base pair2
#99memory of an AT base pair1
#77memory of some delicious amino acids19
#42metallic foil radar dish1
#25microwave stogie2
#375mime soul fragment7
#211miniature carton of clove cigarettes2
#7miniature deck cannon1
#25miniscule beatbox1
#84moist sailor's cap2
#25mole skin notebook11
#36molten medallion1
#24monster pants31
#47monstrous monocle1
#866mummy costume3
#37musty moccasins1
#22nanorhino credit card1
#488necrotizing body spray2
#67neurostim pill20
#647night-vision goggles3
#28novelty tattoo sleeves2
#125nurse's hat1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#83octopus's spade3
#94oil of oiliness16
#75oil-filled donut3
#33old chum14
#92old school calculator watch40
#438orange candy heart53
#20orange leather lanyard30
#13packet of orchid seeds24
#85paint bomb30
#243panhandle panhandling hat6
#141paperclip sproinger1
#196paranormal ricotta3
#283peanut brittle shield11
#22pencil kunai29
#1276penguin skin1
#41peppermint sprout236
#146perpendicular guano2
#414personal massager35
#393personalized coffee mug154
#860petrified wood2
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#55physiostim pill44
#118pig-iron bracers2
#125pig-iron helm2
#125pig-iron shinguards2
#34pin-stripe slacks13
#448pink candy heart41
#113pirate cream pie13
#19pixel power cell20
#16plush mutated alielephant1
#84pool of liquid metal7
#102pool torpedo30
#907portable photocopier2
#252potato sprout8
#602powdered candy sushi set3
#53protein paste6
#111pufferfish spine4
#65pumpkin40
#100pygmy dart11
#126pygmy papers13
#17quadroculars7
#33quake of arrows4
#229quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments5
#103ravenous eye1
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#217red China marble1
#66red potion10
#353red-and-green sweater7
#11regret hose3
#42roasted duck8
#98rockfish stomach7
#90rough fish scale10
#42round blue bomb47
#29rubber band gun13
#35rubber gloves6
#112rusty piece of rebar4
#88rusty rivet2
#190salinated mint julep1
#121salt water taffy3
#218sand dollar40
#602sandwich of the gods12
#78scintillating powder2
#45scrap of shadow10
#119scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker175
#129scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker244
#137scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker236
#125scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker234
#112scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker215
#119scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker235
#106scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff1
#102scroll of Puddingskin1
#144scrunchie tourniquet7
#80sea radish5
#116sea salt scrubs1
#34seal lube14
#43seal-blubber candle111
#68seaode10
#92seaweed7
#116secret mummy herbs and spices32
#170sensitive poetry journal3
#44severed flipper5
#55sewer nuggets560
#176sewer wad14
#38shadowy seal eye2
#115sham champagne3
#74shark jumper2
#477shimmering tendrils1
#82shiny tribal beads40
#35shock belt8
#49sizzling seal fat10
#96skate blade1
#53skate skates3
#104skate skin7
#100skelelton spine65
#133skeletal banana7
#36skeleton394
#78slab of sponge8
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#70slice of pizza102
#177slimy fermented bile bladder84
#178slimy sweetbreads80
#163slug of rum3
#150slug of shochu4
#162slug of vodka2
#128smiling rat2
#20snailmail bits46
#31snailmail breeches1
#34snailmail coif1
#43snailmail hauberk1
#109snapdragon pistil6
#91soggy seed packet20
#70soggy used band-aid30
#371sorority brain1
#182soul doorbell1
#66space marine flash grenade10
#97spangly unitard1
#38spiky turtle shield2
#1069spooky bark1
#106spooky gravy fairy warlock hat5
#937spooky sap1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#907squirming egg sac2
#285stick-on eyebrow piercing163
#41sticky gloves12
#49stomp box1
#82straw hat3
#451stray chihuahua6
#70stress ball8
#53string of dingle balls1
#1187stuffed Baron von Ratsworth34
#1363stuffed Meat29
#622stuffed key92
#1223stuffed mink34
#1294stuffed monocle31
#1133stuffed teddy butler38
#1205stuffed tin of caviar35
#581stuffed treasure chest100
#107stylish swimsuit41
#30suspicious-looking fedora3
#244sweet mochi ball10
#242sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#50synthetic dog hair pill10
#42tainted seal's blood11
#103tankard of ale28
#81teflon ore5
#69temporary tribal tattoo13
#165time's arrow1
#198tiny canopic jar1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#120tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear32
#131tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type17
#70tiny plastic Beebee King25
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#57tiny plastic Bugbear Captain15
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#80tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter40
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#102tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel18
#93tiny plastic Father McGruber34
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#69tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist48
#116tiny plastic Lord Flameface9
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#137tiny plastic Norville Rogers27
#94tiny plastic Queen Bee20
#278tiny plastic Rene C. Corman4
#82tiny plastic Scott the Miner40
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#59tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer27
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#98tiny plastic angry space marine37
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#68tiny plastic batbugbear44
#90tiny plastic bee swarm39
#146tiny plastic beebee gunners27
#75tiny plastic beebee queue42
#145tiny plastic black ops bugbear27
#122tiny plastic blazing bat29
#88tiny plastic bugaboo40
#108tiny plastic buzzerker33
#107tiny plastic cavebugbear35
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#80tiny plastic fire servant24
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#95tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear37
#138tiny plastic moneybee29
#131tiny plastic mumblebee29
#164tiny plastic peacannon13
#156tiny plastic spiderbugbear14
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#92tiny plastic the Free Man21
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#52tiny top hat and cane1
#33tortoboggan shield1
#31triad summoning scroll15
#14tube of herbal ointment50
#127turtle wax5
#224turtlemail bits6
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#61turtlemail hauberk2
#97underwater slingshot3
#87unfortunate dumplings7
#124unholy water2
#968untamable turtle2
#260unusual disco ball9
#196vampire pearl2
#78velcro ore7
#68vial of holy water35
#436vinegar93
#82vinyl ore5
#600voodoo snuff1
#56votive candle7
#58wad of slimy rags24
🥇wand of fudge control1
#179water-polo cap1
#69watered-down Red Minotaur50
#42weighted paperclip chain3
#436white candy heart46
#99white snake skin134
#39whole roasted chicken5
#37wild honey pie1
#439wine-soaked bone chips1
#932wooden block2
#90wumpus hair24
#355yak skin1
#486yellow candy heart56
#253yeti fur922
#41your own black heart64

Wow, that's 46,366 items total!

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