Museum :: Defying

Defying

Rank	Item	Quantity
#212	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#89	37x37x37 puzzle cube	45
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#56	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	9
#188	Alewife™ Ale	5
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#11	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	17
#14	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	16
#13	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	20
#12	Artist's Spatula of Despair	17
#11	Artist's Whisk of Misery	15
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#55	BRICKO brick	11,949
#164	BRICKO eye brick	367
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#51	BRICKO stud	15
#603	BURT	2
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#78	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#106	Bling of the New Wave	9
🥇	Bloodbath	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#16	C.H.U.M. chum	144
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#53	Chinese curse words	5
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#448	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#433	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	12
#1859	Crimbuck	64
#240	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#76	El Vibrato power sphere	22
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	9
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	11
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	13
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	6
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#660	FDKOL commendation	39
#379	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	19
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#52	Hundred Headed IPA	4
#131	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	22
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#540	Jack-in-the-box	10
#181	Jocko Homo's head	9
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#187	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#185	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
#186	Lederhosen of the Night	7
#306	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	160
#34	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	10
#95	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	29
#41	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#91	Mer-kin foodbucket	10
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#91	Mer-kin thingpouch	8
#371	Microplushie: Bropane	27
#445	Microplushie: Dorkonide	7
#439	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#454	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#559	Microplushie: Gothochondria	10
#466	Microplushie: Hippylase	20
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#448	Microplushie: Hobomosome	11
#529	Microplushie: Otakulone	18
#465	Microplushie: Raverdrine	12
#507	Microplushie: Sororitrate	14
#161	Mr. Haggis	9
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#186	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	35
#54	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	48
#56	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	59
#48	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	56
#49	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	25
#42	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	30
#62	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	16
#89	Nuclear Blastball	40
#28	Okee-Dokee soda	56
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#566	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#166	Pink Heart of Spirit	6
#69	Pokëmann band-aid	31
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#302	Red Rover BB gun	12
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#49	Scuba Snack	8
#153	Shivering Chèvre	11
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#38	Stone Golem pebbles	74
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#45	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	2
#173	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	90
#138	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	130
#144	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	127
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#128	Tears of the Quiet Healer	22
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#88	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	58
#24	The Lost Comb	2
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#249	The Mariachi's guitar case	7
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
#42	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	3
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#147	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	12
#134	Thwaitgold bee statuette	10
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#398	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	10
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#155	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	16
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#534	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	14
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#73	Ultracolor™ shirt	6
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#36	Van der Graaf helmet	9
#88	Volartta's bellbottoms	10
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#131	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	7
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#81	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	310
#253	Yellow Moon of Compassion	12
#105	Ze™ goggles	48
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#125	actual reality goggles	14
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#91	airblaster gun	30
#80	ancient stone fist	28
#66	ancient stone head	17
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#112	anemone nematocyst	2
#11	anger blaster	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#255	ant pick	1
#184	ant rake	2
#933	antique record album	1
#213	arrowgram	2
#1049	baby killer bee	6
#389	balloon monkey	4
#167	banana peel	32
#323	barrrnacle	49
#198	bazookafish bubble gum	11
#49	beach ball marble	1
#160	beefy fish meat	3
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#333	bejeweled cufflinks	13
#44	bewitching boots	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#518	bite-me-red lipstick	4
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#199	black snake skin	42
#353	black-and-blue light	145
#66	blank prescription sheet	3
#112	blob of acid	11
#353	blue plasma ball	142
#622	bone chips	13
#46	booby trap	8
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#9	bottle of Ooze-O	194
#130	bottle of sewage schnapps	63
#46	bottle of wine	60
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#39	box of Pokëmann band-aids	91
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#194	brigand brittle	9
#657	brine	27
#247	brown crock marble	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#48	bubbling tempura batter	15
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#131	bull blubber	2
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#23	butterfly knife	28
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#76	cartoon heart	30
#74	cheap Chinese beer	3
#81	cheap clip-on ninja tie	5
#314	cheap studded belt	152
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#68	classy monkey	7
#156	clove-flavored lip balm	2
#171	clown skin	52
#41	clumsiness bark	54
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#129	confusing LED clock	49
#360	corncob pipe	3
#138	corned-beef Reuben	21
#67	correction fluid	29
#529	corrupted data	11
#38	crappy brain	421
#19	crystal decanter	3
#306	cup of infinite pencils	4
#67	cupcake-in-a-cup	7
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#46	cyber-mattock	4
#36	dangerous jerkcicle	54
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#59	dead meat bun	7
#224	decaying goldfish liver	31
#24	decent brain	1,170
#154	demon skin	112
#59	demonic surgical gloves	7
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#740	designer handbag	3
#518	dill	78
#32	distention pill	19
#417	disturbing fanfic	315
#86	diving muff	2
#215	dollar-sign bag	6
#91	dolphin whistle	4
#12	doubt cannon	3
#90	dragonfish caviar	2
#262	dull fish scale	14
#77	dungeoneering kit	10
#364	dwarvish magazine	2
#118	ectoplasm au jus	2
#172	eldritch dough	1
#55	electric crutch	5
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#38	elven hardtack	354
#32	elven magi-pack	1,515
#33	elven medi-pack	1,496
#49	elven squeeze	230
#132	embezzler's oil	1
#843	empty agua de vida bottle	58
#541	enchanted leopard-print barbell	12
#153	enchanted muesli	8
#60	extra-strength red potion	12
#89	facehugging alien	13
#148	facsimile dictionary	66
#59	fancy blue potion	12
#500	fancy opera glasses	7
#12	fear condenser	3
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#583	figurine of a cold seal	7
#82	figurine of a cute baby seal	4
#240	figurine of a shadowy seal	5
#216	figurine of a slippery seal	8
#196	figurine of a stinking seal	11
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#96	figurine of an ancient seal	10
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#396	filthy lucre	97
#39	fire axe	1
#112	fireball	5
#147	fireclutch	7
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#72	flaming sword	12
#282	flavored foot massage oil	176
#111	flayed mind	11
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#691	floaty sand	9
#104	flytrap pellet	3
#292	foam dart	165
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#570	fossilized limb	9
#592	fossilized torso	4
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#235	frayed rope belt	6
#1034	friendly cheez blob	2
#40	frog lip-print	38
#39	frost-rimed seal hide	17
#706	frozen banquet	1
#31	frozen seal spine	4
#614	fudge lily	4
#827	fudgecule	259
#276	furry fur	433
#45	fustulent seal grulch	13
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#73	gamer slurry	10
#492	garish pinky ring	8
#185	gator skin	49
#98	gatorskin umbrella	4
#491	ghost cucumber	91
#302	ghost protocol	1
#53	giant clay ashtray	10
#359	giant designer sunglasses	12
#154	giant tube of black lipstick	24
#77	gilt perfume bottle	12
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#84	glass of baboon milk	39
#183	glistening fish meat	2
#121	glob of green slime	14
#53	globe of Deep Sauce	9
#88	glowing syringe	2
#78	goblin autoblowgun	6
#91	goblin hunting spear	5
#79	gold crown	17
#135	gold toothbrush	16
#25	good brain	2,809
#20	great big capacitor	17
#68	green BRICKO brick	1
#349	green candy heart	60
#73	grey cube	5
#178	grinning turtle	1
#91	groupie bra	1
#124	groupie lipstick	1
#76	groupie spangles	3
#508	grue egg	51
#118	haggis socks	21
#101	haggis-infused soap	48
#118	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	24
#98	hamburger	21
#20	handful of honey	293
#396	handful of numbers	1
#71	handyman "hand soap"	6
#258	heart of the volcano	28
#76	heavy leather-bound tome	3
#111	hedgeturtle	17
#117	holistic headache remedy	34
#112	home robotics kit	13
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#140	huge gold coin	47
#65	hyperinflated seal lung	10
#325	iced-out bling	1
#94	imitation crab crate	6
#51	ingot of seal-iron	7
#85	ink bladder	4
#39	iron helmet	1
#131	janglin' bones	15
#33	jar full of wind	56
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#101	jellyfish gel	2
#1066	jerky coins	1
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#92	kobold kibble	21
#350	lavender candy heart	64
#101	leathery bat skin	134
#96	leathery cat skin	186
#111	leathery rat skin	83
#1751	length of string	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#163	library card	3
#77	live nautical mine	2
#314	loadstone	1
#91	lost key	26
#331	lucky bottlecap	4
#43	lucky cat collar	3
#117	lucky cat's paw	2
#18	lunar isotope	10,249
#1005	macaroni duck	2
#89	magicberry tablets	46
#161	magnetic sculpture kit	4
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#114	massive gemstone	36
#73	memory of a C	18
#32	memory of a CA base pair	3
#57	memory of a CG base pair	2
#84	memory of a CT base pair	1
#155	memory of a G	8
#32	memory of a GT base pair	4
#91	memory of a T	14
#91	memory of an A	14
#60	memory of an AG base pair	2
#99	memory of an AT base pair	1
#77	memory of some delicious amino acids	19
#42	metallic foil radar dish	1
#25	microwave stogie	2
#375	mime soul fragment	7
#211	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	2
#7	miniature deck cannon	1
#25	miniscule beatbox	1
#84	moist sailor's cap	2
#25	mole skin notebook	11
#36	molten medallion	1
#24	monster pants	31
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#866	mummy costume	3
#37	musty moccasins	1
#22	nanorhino credit card	1
#488	necrotizing body spray	2
#67	neurostim pill	20
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#28	novelty tattoo sleeves	2
#125	nurse's hat	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#83	octopus's spade	3
#94	oil of oiliness	16
#75	oil-filled donut	3
#33	old chum	14
#92	old school calculator watch	40
#438	orange candy heart	53
#20	orange leather lanyard	30
#13	packet of orchid seeds	24
#85	paint bomb	30
#243	panhandle panhandling hat	6
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#196	paranormal ricotta	3
#283	peanut brittle shield	11
#22	pencil kunai	29
#1276	penguin skin	1
#41	peppermint sprout	236
#146	perpendicular guano	2
#414	personal massager	35
#393	personalized coffee mug	154
#860	petrified wood	2
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#55	physiostim pill	44
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#34	pin-stripe slacks	13
#448	pink candy heart	41
#113	pirate cream pie	13
#19	pixel power cell	20
#16	plush mutated alielephant	1
#84	pool of liquid metal	7
#102	pool torpedo	30
#907	portable photocopier	2
#252	potato sprout	8
#602	powdered candy sushi set	3
#53	protein paste	6
#111	pufferfish spine	4
#65	pumpkin	40
#100	pygmy dart	11
#126	pygmy papers	13
#17	quadroculars	7
#33	quake of arrows	4
#229	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	5
#103	ravenous eye	1
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#217	red China marble	1
#66	red potion	10
#353	red-and-green sweater	7
#11	regret hose	3
#42	roasted duck	8
#98	rockfish stomach	7
#90	rough fish scale	10
#42	round blue bomb	47
#29	rubber band gun	13
#35	rubber gloves	6
#112	rusty piece of rebar	4
#88	rusty rivet	2
#190	salinated mint julep	1
#121	salt water taffy	3
#218	sand dollar	40
#602	sandwich of the gods	12
#78	scintillating powder	2
#45	scrap of shadow	10
#119	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	175
#129	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	244
#137	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	236
#125	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	234
#112	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	215
#119	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	235
#106	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
#102	scroll of Puddingskin	1
#144	scrunchie tourniquet	7
#80	sea radish	5
#116	sea salt scrubs	1
#34	seal lube	14
#43	seal-blubber candle	111
#68	seaode	10
#92	seaweed	7
#116	secret mummy herbs and spices	32
#170	sensitive poetry journal	3
#44	severed flipper	5
#55	sewer nuggets	560
#176	sewer wad	14
#38	shadowy seal eye	2
#115	sham champagne	3
#74	shark jumper	2
#477	shimmering tendrils	1
#82	shiny tribal beads	40
#35	shock belt	8
#49	sizzling seal fat	10
#96	skate blade	1
#53	skate skates	3
#104	skate skin	7
#100	skelelton spine	65
#133	skeletal banana	7
#36	skeleton	394
#78	slab of sponge	8
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
#70	slice of pizza	102
#177	slimy fermented bile bladder	84
#178	slimy sweetbreads	80
#163	slug of rum	3
#150	slug of shochu	4
#162	slug of vodka	2
#128	smiling rat	2
#20	snailmail bits	46
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#109	snapdragon pistil	6
#91	soggy seed packet	20
#70	soggy used band-aid	30
#371	sorority brain	1
#182	soul doorbell	1
#66	space marine flash grenade	10
#97	spangly unitard	1
#38	spiky turtle shield	2
#1069	spooky bark	1
#106	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	5
#937	spooky sap	1
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#907	squirming egg sac	2
#285	stick-on eyebrow piercing	163
#41	sticky gloves	12
#49	stomp box	1
#82	straw hat	3
#451	stray chihuahua	6
#70	stress ball	8
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#1187	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	34
#1363	stuffed Meat	29
#622	stuffed key	92
#1223	stuffed mink	34
#1294	stuffed monocle	31
#1133	stuffed teddy butler	38
#1205	stuffed tin of caviar	35
#581	stuffed treasure chest	100
#107	stylish swimsuit	41
#30	suspicious-looking fedora	3
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#50	synthetic dog hair pill	10
#42	tainted seal's blood	11
#103	tankard of ale	28
#81	teflon ore	5
#69	temporary tribal tattoo	13
#165	time's arrow	1
#198	tiny canopic jar	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#120	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	32
#131	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	17
#70	tiny plastic Beebee King	25
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#57	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	15
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#80	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	40
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#102	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	18
#93	tiny plastic Father McGruber	34
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#69	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	48
#116	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	9
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#137	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	27
#94	tiny plastic Queen Bee	20
#278	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	4
#82	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	40
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#59	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	27
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#98	tiny plastic angry space marine	37
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#68	tiny plastic batbugbear	44
#90	tiny plastic bee swarm	39
#146	tiny plastic beebee gunners	27
#75	tiny plastic beebee queue	42
#145	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	27
#122	tiny plastic blazing bat	29
#88	tiny plastic bugaboo	40
#108	tiny plastic buzzerker	33
#107	tiny plastic cavebugbear	35
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#80	tiny plastic fire servant	24
#8152	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#95	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	37
#138	tiny plastic moneybee	29
#131	tiny plastic mumblebee	29
#164	tiny plastic peacannon	13
#156	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	14
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#92	tiny plastic the Free Man	21
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#31	triad summoning scroll	15
#14	tube of herbal ointment	50
#127	turtle wax	5
#224	turtlemail bits	6
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#61	turtlemail hauberk	2
#97	underwater slingshot	3
#87	unfortunate dumplings	7
#124	unholy water	2
#968	untamable turtle	2
#260	unusual disco ball	9
#196	vampire pearl	2
#78	velcro ore	7
#68	vial of holy water	35
#436	vinegar	93
#82	vinyl ore	5
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#56	votive candle	7
#58	wad of slimy rags	24
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#69	watered-down Red Minotaur	50
#42	weighted paperclip chain	3
#436	white candy heart	46
#99	white snake skin	134
#39	whole roasted chicken	5
#37	wild honey pie	1
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#932	wooden block	2
#90	wumpus hair	24
#355	yak skin	1
#486	yellow candy heart	56
#253	yeti fur	922
#41	your own black heart	64

Wow, that's 46,366 items total!

what items are this player missing?