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| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
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| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
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| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
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| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
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| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
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| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
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| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
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| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
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| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
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| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
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| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
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| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
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| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
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| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
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| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
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| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
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| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
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| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
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| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #444 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
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| #744 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
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| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
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| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1452 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
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| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
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| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
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| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
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| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
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| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #660 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
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| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #278 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
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| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #194 | stone wool | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
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