| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #158 | BitterSweetTarts | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #386 | CRIMBCO scrip | 800 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #128 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #373 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #129 | Duskwalker syringe | 3 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #576 | Knob Goblin visor | 5 |
| #1790 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #199 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #116 | Polysniff Perfume | 4 |
| #1618 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #212 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #181 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 2 |
| #531 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 16 |
| #553 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 14 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #643 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1424 | Yummy Tummy bean | 96 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #350 | alphabet gum | 4 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #110 | badge of authority | 2 |
| #378 | baggie of powdered sugar | 54 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #44 | bark rootbeer | 9 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #104 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #196 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #469 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #39 | bread man | 7 |
| #135 | bread pie | 2 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #355 | bubblin' crude | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #337 | buckyball | 15 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #557 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #79 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #173 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #131 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #163 | cloning kit | 3 |
| #43 | clownskin belt | 13 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #169 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #859 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #233 | donated booze | 39 |
| #301 | donated candy | 22 |
| #185 | donated food | 61 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #137 | eggwater | 4 |
| #144 | electrical thingamabob | 100 |
| #1830 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1135 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #129 | fleshy putty | 7 |
| #173 | flimsy clipboard | 7 |
| #691 | floaty sand | 9 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #131 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 2 |
| #157 | giant gym membership card | 2 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #299 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #212 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #297 | gooified vegetable matter | 2 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #172 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #91 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #318 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #255 | knob bugle | 3 |
| #195 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #503 | licorice root | 4 |
| #995 | loose teeth | 12 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1662 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #618 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #31 | mystery lollipop | 4 |
| #696 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #35 | office-supply crossbow | 9 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #177 | orcish hand lotion | 3 |
| #136 | orcish nailing lube | 7 |
| #185 | orcish rubber | 3 |
| #136 | orcish stud-finder | 2 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #143 | pack of chewing gum | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #137 | pec oil | 4 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #88 | petit 4.1 | 7 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #994 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #178 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #375 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #145 | poisonsettia | 7 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #888 | possessed top | 6 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #121 | rusty hedge trimmers | 6 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #126 | stolen office supplies | 41 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1416 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #735 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #186 | that gum you like | 4 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny house | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2215 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #998 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #709 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #852 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #875 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #741 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #665 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #758 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1526 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #951 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #856 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #831 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #543 | top | 9 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1328 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #134 | troll britches | 1 |
| #203 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #1112 | useless powder | 30 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #180 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |
| #94 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |