| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #159 | BitterSweetTarts | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #387 | CRIMBCO scrip | 800 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #126 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #150 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #128 | Duskwalker syringe | 3 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #570 | Knob Goblin visor | 5 |
| #1793 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #198 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #115 | Polysniff Perfume | 4 |
| #1620 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #209 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #181 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 2 |
| #531 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 16 |
| #553 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 14 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #643 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1426 | Yummy Tummy bean | 96 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #347 | alphabet gum | 4 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #109 | badge of authority | 2 |
| #377 | baggie of powdered sugar | 54 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #45 | bark rootbeer | 9 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #104 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #194 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #37 | bread man | 7 |
| #134 | bread pie | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #349 | bubblin' crude | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #337 | buckyball | 15 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #558 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #78 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #171 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #129 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #161 | cloning kit | 3 |
| #43 | clownskin belt | 13 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #860 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #228 | donated booze | 39 |
| #289 | donated candy | 22 |
| #179 | donated food | 61 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #144 | electrical thingamabob | 100 |
| #1829 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #128 | fleshy putty | 7 |
| #171 | flimsy clipboard | 7 |
| #692 | floaty sand | 9 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #130 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 2 |
| #153 | giant gym membership card | 2 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #186 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #290 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #206 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #287 | gooified vegetable matter | 2 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #253 | knob bugle | 3 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #502 | licorice root | 4 |
| #994 | loose teeth | 12 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1661 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #29 | mystery lollipop | 4 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #541 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #34 | office-supply crossbow | 9 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #177 | orcish hand lotion | 3 |
| #134 | orcish nailing lube | 7 |
| #185 | orcish rubber | 3 |
| #134 | orcish stud-finder | 2 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #143 | pack of chewing gum | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #136 | pec oil | 4 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #88 | petit 4.1 | 7 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #992 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #374 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #143 | poisonsettia | 7 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #121 | rusty hedge trimmers | 6 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #125 | stolen office supplies | 41 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1417 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #185 | that gum you like | 4 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1460 | tiny house | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #739 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #733 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #663 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #755 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #854 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #542 | top | 9 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1327 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #1113 | useless powder | 30 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #179 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |
| #94 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |