| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #16 | A muse-bouche | 77 |
| #17 | ASCII fu manchu | 84 |
| #18 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 82 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #27 | BRICKO stud | 71 |
| #10 | BUBBLE GUM | 108 |
| #16 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 73 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #120 | CSA discount card | 32 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #14 | Charity's choker | 85 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #15 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 90 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #19 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 72 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #15 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 79 |
| #13 | Enchanted Plunger | 90 |
| #20 | Fitspiration™ poster | 105 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #21 | Fu Manchu Wax | 70 |
| #44 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 934 |
| #14 | Gearhead Goo | 99 |
| #17 | Gnollish Crossdress | 68 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Iceberglar scarf | 103 |
| #36 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 186 |
| #16 | Illuminati earpiece | 82 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #14 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 160 |
| #17 | Kudzu slaw | 78 |
| #8 | Leonard's glasses | 112 |
| #24 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 77 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #16 | Mansquito's blood | 77 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #13 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 97 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #107 | Orcish meat locker | 5 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #12 | Osk'r Chow | 80 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #472 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 24 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #13 | Red Army camouflage kit | 217 |
| #20 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 75 |
| #11 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 83 |
| #12 | Scuba Snack | 90 |
| #29 | Shivering Chèvre | 204 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #11 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 150 |
| #13 | Smart Bone Dust | 114 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #57 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #21 | Stone Golem pebbles | 191 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 380 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Author's inkwell | 67 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #618 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 31 |
| #14 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 129 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #21 | alien autoautopsy kit | 89 |
| #15 | alien hologram projector | 79 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #124 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 76 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #17 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 242 |
| #9 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #17 | assassin's cheese knife | 76 |
| #107 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #37 | bag of park garbage | 8,052 |
| #17 | bag of random words | 78 |
| #12 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 80 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #12 | baloney rotgut | 88 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #12 | batarang | 96 |
| #10 | black friar's tonsure | 233 |
| #11 | black magic powder | 258 |
| #95 | black pension check | 125 |
| #15 | blob of acid | 316 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #35 | blue oyster badge | 127 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #13 | booby trap | 84 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 12,345 |
| #11 | bottle of Red-Out | 115 |
| #658 | box of sunshine | 477 |
| #38 | brick | 823 |
| #62 | briefcase | 357 |
| #21 | brigand brittle | 1,342 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #12 | bronze polish | 87 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #15 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 75 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #30 | bucket of fish juice | 86 |
| #17 | bull blubber | 93 |
| #100 | burnt flower | 187 |
| #9 | button rouge | 230 |
| #14 | can of drain cleaner | 73 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #13 | captured boozles | 81 |
| #13 | carton of gaspers | 82 |
| #17 | censored can label | 75 |
| #16 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 76 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #12 | child-sized dracula cloak | 87 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #28 | clove-flavored lip balm | 91 |
| #14 | coal contact lenses | 95 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #250 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 6 |
| #15 | compressed air canister | 81 |
| #15 | conjured ice cream | 75 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #11 | costume rental shop | 90 |
| #18 | creepy nursery rhyme | 87 |
| #14 | crident | 76 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #17 | cube of ectoplasm | 76 |
| #16 | damp bar rag | 73 |
| #11 | dancing fan | 225 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #19 | demonic surgical gloves | 98 |
| #16 | devil-summoning hat | 78 |
| #164 | digital key lime | 2 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #15 | disposable lighter | 93 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #13 | drinks tray | 80 |
| #18 | ectoplasm au jus | 94 |
| #22 | eldritch dough | 87 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #9 | electric copperhead potion | 290 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #19 | embezzler's oil | 17,347 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #40 | enchanted muesli | 86 |
| #11 | eyebrow lifter | 76 |
| #127 | fat wallet | 5 |
| #12 | filthy armor | 108 |
| #14 | filthy monkey head | 71 |
| #21 | fireclutch | 136 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #20 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 80 |
| #27 | flask of rainwater | 138 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #17 | flayed mind | 328 |
| #14 | forest spirit rattle | 83 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #13 | frog lip-print | 247 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #25 | funky eyepatch | 97 |
| #20 | gamer slurry | 81 |
| #25 | garbage juice slurpee | 5,594 |
| #12 | gazely stare | 86 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #22 | giant breath mint | 94 |
| #14 | giant neckbeard | 162 |
| #85 | giant tube of black lipstick | 107 |
| #13 | gilt perfume bottle | 111 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #21 | glass of gnat milk | 165 |
| #21 | glass of warm milk | 136 |
| #63 | gold toothbrush | 89 |
| #13 | good ash | 75 |
| #16 | government-issue identification badge | 120 |
| #13 | grease trap | 84 |
| #17 | grey cube | 75 |
| #21 | grimy lab coat | 83 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #16 | hand of cards | 91 |
| #52 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #11 | handful of fire | 89 |
| #14 | handful of stubble | 121 |
| #11 | handful of tips | 266 |
| #14 | handyman "hand soap" | 86 |
| #14 | haunted flame | 88 |
| #12 | hawkface potion | 82 |
| #16 | holistic headache remedy | 594 |
| #181 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #22 | hustler shades | 93 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #12 | icy hairspray | 104 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #14 | infrablack lipstick | 93 |
| #11 | invisibility cream | 99 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #17 | iron torso box | 85 |
| #28 | janglin' bones | 181 |
| #13 | janitor's mop | 91 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #17 | jazzy cigarette holder | 89 |
| #16 | kobold kibble | 344 |
| #10 | leather glove | 144 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #10 | little red .epub file | 92 |
| #100 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #20 | lucky cat's paw | 85 |
| #12 | lump of goofball ore | 92 |
| #31 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 129 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #63 | magical mystery juice | 1,000 |
| #130 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 25 |
| #475 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #21 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 300 |
| #208 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 9 |
| #227 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #39 | mercenary headband | 81 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #178 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #14 | muscle oil | 122 |
| #8 | ninja eyeblack | 244 |
| #9 | ninja fear powder | 239 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #18 | novelty fruit hat | 110 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #15 | oil-filled donut | 78 |
| #171 | old coin purse | 82 |
| #129 | old leather wallet | 106 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #11 | one glove | 109 |
| #30 | page of the Necrohobocon | 156 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #15 | perpendicular guano | 109 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #11 | pickpocket protector | 118 |
| #9 | piggy tattoo | 124 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #32 | pirate cream pie | 98 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #77 | pixel coin | 3 |
| #27 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #12 | plague pie | 100 |
| #30 | plastic Jefferson wings | 127 |
| #25 | plunge-leg | 101 |
| #15 | porkpocket | 89 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #22 | punk patch | 151 |
| #16 | pygmy adder oil | 596 |
| #17 | pygmy dart | 122 |
| #26 | pygmy papers | 163 |
| #21 | pygmy witchhazel | 128 |
| #15 | question juice | 79 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #13 | radioactive spider venom | 85 |
| #14 | ravenous eye | 80 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #12 | red-hot jawbreaker | 88 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #788 | ridiculous sandwich | 8 |
| #13 | roll of meat | 93 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #78 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #21 | salt water taffy | 93 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #49 | scrunchie tourniquet | 100 |
| #30 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 220 |
| #45 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #12 | shamanic ham | 80 |
| #173 | shiny stones | 49 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #11 | shopkeeper beard | 84 |
| #19 | short deposition | 172 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #19 | sinister-looking cat | 140 |
| #12 | skelelton spine | 753 |
| #22 | skeletal banana | 111 |
| #13 | skeleton beans | 85 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #15 | smellbook | 85 |
| #63 | smut orc keepsake box | 13 |
| #24 | smut orc sunglasses | 112 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #79 | solid gold jewel | 12 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #17 | space marine flash grenade | 79 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #11 | spare neck bolts | 102 |
| #15 | spicy jerky stick | 100 |
| #22 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 116 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #15 | spray chrome | 80 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #134 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #27 | steampunk potion | 146 |
| #18 | stick-on gnome beard | 78 |
| #79 | stolen meatpouch | 6 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #12 | straw pole | 91 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #21 | temporary tribal tattoo | 80 |
| #14 | temporary yak tattoo | 81 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #9 | the kindest cold cut | 104 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #175 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #32 | tiny canopic jar | 74 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #16 | tomato soup poster | 89 |
| #11 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 91 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #14 | tube of pendulum lube | 77 |
| #10 | tube of villain white | 88 |
| #14 | turtle mud | 80 |
| #13 | una poca de gracia | 107 |
| #24 | unholy water | 94 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #15 | vial of swamp vapors | 86 |
| #23 | voodoo glowskull | 265 |
| #11 | votive candle | 74 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #15 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 86 |
| #14 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 59 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #112 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wrestling mask | 70 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #12 | x-ray mirror | 75 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #10 | zombie hollandaise | 156 |