| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A muse-bouche | 129 |
| #13 | ASCII fu manchu | 134 |
| #10 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 138 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #20 | BRICKO stud | 139 |
| #9 | BUBBLE GUM | 150 |
| #8 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 124 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #76 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #111 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #1567 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #119 | CSA discount card | 33 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #10 | Charity's choker | 132 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 139 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #12 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 118 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #390 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #10 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 123 |
| #11 | Enchanted Plunger | 125 |
| #14 | Fitspiration™ poster | 160 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #15 | Fu Manchu Wax | 115 |
| #44 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 936 |
| #10 | Gearhead Goo | 140 |
| #12 | Gnollish Crossdress | 121 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Iceberglar scarf | 144 |
| #31 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 292 |
| #13 | Illuminati earpiece | 126 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #11 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 225 |
| #11 | Kudzu slaw | 117 |
| #90 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #8 | Leonard's glasses | 163 |
| #17 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 113 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #12 | Mansquito's blood | 122 |
| #49 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #10 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 148 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #94 | Orcish meat locker | 6 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #10 | Osk'r Chow | 132 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #466 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 25 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #12 | Red Army camouflage kit | 309 |
| #14 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 119 |
| #9 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 126 |
| 🥇 | STATS+++ rom chip | 1 |
| #8 | Scuba Snack | 135 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Shivering Chèvre | 279 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #11 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 218 |
| #10 | Smart Bone Dust | 169 |
| #217 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #222 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #218 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #221 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #209 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #16 | Stone Golem pebbles | 259 |
| #67 | Stooper | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 471 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Author's inkwell | 126 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #267 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #808 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #236 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #615 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 32 |
| #10 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 190 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1574 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien autoautopsy kit | 141 |
| #10 | alien hologram projector | 124 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #76 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 151 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #12 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 320 |
| #9 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #14 | assassin's cheese knife | 121 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #39 | bag of park garbage | 8,052 |
| #12 | bag of random words | 118 |
| #9 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 117 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #9 | baloney rotgut | 135 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #10 | batarang | 146 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #9 | black friar's tonsure | 316 |
| #9 | black magic powder | 340 |
| #95 | black pension check | 129 |
| #16 | blob of acid | 363 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #32 | blue oyster badge | 183 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #10 | booby trap | 132 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 12,345 |
| #8 | bottle of Red-Out | 163 |
| #536 | box of sunshine | 615 |
| #34 | brick | 928 |
| #61 | briefcase | 381 |
| #16 | brigand brittle | 1,716 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #10 | bronze polish | 123 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #12 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 118 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #20 | bucket of fish juice | 144 |
| #8 | bull blubber | 140 |
| #100 | burnt flower | 187 |
| #8 | button rouge | 348 |
| #9 | can of drain cleaner | 131 |
| #53 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #9 | captured boozles | 136 |
| #10 | carton of gaspers | 132 |
| #13 | censored can label | 120 |
| #11 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 128 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #8 | child-sized dracula cloak | 139 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #16 | clove-flavored lip balm | 127 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #10 | coal contact lenses | 139 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #235 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 7 |
| #9 | compressed air canister | 133 |
| #115 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #14 | conjured ice cream | 116 |
| #153 | corned beet | 1 |
| #10 | costume rental shop | 140 |
| #15 | creepy nursery rhyme | 138 |
| #11 | crident | 121 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #105 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #13 | cube of ectoplasm | 125 |
| #11 | damp bar rag | 120 |
| #8 | dancing fan | 328 |
| #99 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #14 | demonic surgical gloves | 137 |
| #11 | devil-summoning hat | 125 |
| #31 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #164 | digital key lime | 2 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #11 | disposable lighter | 147 |
| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #9 | drinks tray | 131 |
| #8 | dull ninja crampons | 227 |
| #14 | ectoplasm au jus | 128 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch dough | 139 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #6 | electric copperhead potion | 409 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #20 | embezzler's oil | 19,272 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #23 | enchanted muesli | 134 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #8 | eyebrow lifter | 118 |
| #11 | fat stacks of cash | 87,701 |
| #121 | fat wallet | 6 |
| #11 | filthy armor | 167 |
| #12 | filthy monkey head | 118 |
| #12 | fireclutch | 195 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #14 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 119 |
| #20 | flask of rainwater | 191 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #17 | flayed mind | 367 |
| #13 | forest spirit rattle | 125 |
| #107 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #94 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #7 | frayed ninja rope | 228 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #11 | frog lip-print | 292 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #19 | funky eyepatch | 137 |
| #14 | gamer slurry | 126 |
| #19 | garbage juice slurpee | 9,718 |
| #8 | gazely stare | 139 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #16 | giant breath mint | 130 |
| #13 | giant neckbeard | 218 |
| #70 | giant tube of black lipstick | 149 |
| #37 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #11 | gilt perfume bottle | 147 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #16 | glass of gnat milk | 208 |
| #18 | glass of warm milk | 200 |
| #41 | gold toothbrush | 130 |
| #13 | good ash | 124 |
| #11 | government-issue identification badge | 166 |
| #95 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #10 | grease trap | 129 |
| #13 | grey cube | 121 |
| #14 | grimy lab coat | 130 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #97 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #16 | hand of cards | 133 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #8 | handful of fire | 124 |
| #13 | handful of stubble | 171 |
| #7 | handful of tips | 339 |
| #8 | handyman "hand soap" | 132 |
| #148 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #11 | haunted flame | 134 |
| #9 | hawkface potion | 125 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #12 | holistic headache remedy | 769 |
| #189 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #15 | hustler shades | 136 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #9 | icy hairspray | 160 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #11 | infrablack lipstick | 146 |
| 🥇 | insignificant bit | 1 |
| #5 | invisibility cream | 138 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #14 | iron torso box | 129 |
| #21 | janglin' bones | 248 |
| #9 | janitor's mop | 153 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #12 | jazzy cigarette holder | 132 |
| #16 | kobold kibble | 391 |
| #11 | leather glove | 207 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #8 | little red .epub file | 136 |
| #77 | live nautical mine | 2 |
| #9 | loose ninja carabiner | 224 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #16 | lucky cat's paw | 131 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #10 | lump of goofball ore | 129 |
| #27 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 168 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #63 | magical mystery juice | 1,000 |
| #134 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 25 |
| #486 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #22 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 300 |
| #215 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 9 |
| #230 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #34 | mercenary headband | 120 |
| #89 | military orb | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #117 | moai toai | 1 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #11 | muscle oil | 170 |
| #6 | ninja eyeblack | 338 |
| #8 | ninja fear powder | 347 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #15 | novelty fruit hat | 147 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #11 | oil-filled donut | 113 |
| #171 | old coin purse | 84 |
| #129 | old leather wallet | 107 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #11 | one glove | 151 |
| #24 | page of the Necrohobocon | 214 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #146 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #118 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #14 | perpendicular guano | 165 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #11 | pickpocket protector | 163 |
| #8 | piggy tattoo | 170 |
| #225 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #195 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #24 | pirate cream pie | 139 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #78 | pixel coin | 3 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #12 | plague pie | 148 |
| #23 | plastic Jefferson wings | 179 |
| #18 | plunge-leg | 147 |
| #11 | porkpocket | 144 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #93 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #36 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #19 | punk patch | 199 |
| #13 | pygmy adder oil | 768 |
| #11 | pygmy dart | 181 |
| #19 | pygmy papers | 225 |
| #16 | pygmy witchhazel | 188 |
| #12 | question juice | 124 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #157 | radio button candy | 8 |
| #10 | radioactive spider venom | 128 |
| #99 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #11 | ravenous eye | 127 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #8 | red-hot jawbreaker | 124 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #49 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #786 | ridiculous sandwich | 8 |
| #7 | roll of meat | 139 |
| #111 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #149 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #14 | salt water taffy | 132 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #36 | scrunchie tourniquet | 142 |
| #28 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 283 |
| #51 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #10 | shamanic ham | 132 |
| #172 | shiny stones | 49 |
| #98 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #9 | shopkeeper beard | 131 |
| #15 | short deposition | 238 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #17 | sinister-looking cat | 209 |
| #10 | skelelton spine | 990 |
| #14 | skeletal banana | 158 |
| #10 | skeleton beans | 120 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #11 | smellbook | 131 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #63 | smut orc keepsake box | 13 |
| #16 | smut orc sunglasses | 167 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #79 | solid gold jewel | 13 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #12 | space marine flash grenade | 131 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8 | spare neck bolts | 163 |
| #11 | spicy jerky stick | 143 |
| #18 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 159 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #10 | spray chrome | 131 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #138 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #22 | steampunk potion | 190 |
| #14 | stick-on gnome beard | 120 |
| #80 | stolen meatpouch | 6 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #9 | straw pole | 138 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3078 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3114 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #554 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #118 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #15 | temporary tribal tattoo | 128 |
| #9 | temporary yak tattoo | 143 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #10 | the kindest cold cut | 154 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #184 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #18 | tiny canopic jar | 125 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #14 | tomato soup poster | 134 |
| #10 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 130 |
| #98 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #8 | tube of pendulum lube | 122 |
| #8 | tube of villain white | 147 |
| #71 | turchucken | 1 |
| #12 | turtle mud | 131 |
| #9 | una poca de gracia | 162 |
| #15 | unholy water | 132 |
| #77 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #135 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #10 | vial of swamp vapors | 122 |
| #17 | voodoo glowskull | 357 |
| #8 | votive candle | 117 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #14 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 126 |
| #12 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 99 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #118 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #10 | wrestling mask | 111 |
| #95 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #8 | x-ray mirror | 124 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #11 | zombie hollandaise | 233 |