Seyjan

RankItemQuantity
#255A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes4
#132A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#112BGE merchandise order form37
#543BGE shotglass14
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1163CRIMBCO mug6
#1093CRIMBCO scrip45
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3211Crimbuck1
#51Crown of Thrones1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#672Dickory Farms Gift Basket9
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
🥇French slippers1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#22Juju Mojo Mask2
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥇LWA ring1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#65Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#60Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#138Tales of a Kansas Toymaker17
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#193The Joy of Wassailing16
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#544antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#290antique bottle opener3
#251antique painting of a landscape3
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#387asbestos staff1
#502bag of bones1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#114basic meat staff1
#277bath ball gift set18
#1447battered Crimbo Crate2
#210big stick1
#76big stirring stick1
#117bigger stick1
#366bindlestocking7
#301bone aperitif1
#347bone chips43
#52bone crusher1
#53bonerang1
#55bubblewrap staff1
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#337candy kneecapping stick6
#57cardboard staff1
#429chrome staff1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#883commemorative war stein1
🥉control crystal1
#385deluxe fax machine1
#63dense meat staff1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#76dripping meat staff1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#686festive sausage2
#513figurine of a charred seal5
#583figurine of a cold seal7
#183figurine of a shadowy seal7
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#506figurine of a slippery seal2
#187figurine of an ancient seal4
#145fossilized baboon skull5
#726fossilized limb2
#251fossilized serpent skull3
#256fossilized spike17
#307fossilized torso17
#341fossilized wing9
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#78giant cheesestick1
#72glistening staff1
#65glowing frisbee1
#150haiku katana1
#374halfberd1
#1608handful of confetti23
#604heart of the volcano11
#320hellseal claw75
#262hellseal whisker78
#556holiday cheese log3
#179huge pumpkin1
#734jawbruiser4
#437linoleum staff1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#1423macaroni duck1
#132meatspout staff1
#108misfit dolly1
#618motivational poster6
#992mummy costume1
#73mysterious chest1
#435orange peel hat1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2035pet rock2
#860petrified wood2
#211plexiglass pendant1
#1184pool cue1
#243possessed tomato1
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#74poutine pole1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#279pygmy spear1
#557ram stick1
#123ram-battering staff1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
🥇rxr shield1
#41savory staff1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#760shredded hellseal hide1
#203sleeping stocking14
#176slime convention coupons1
#183slime convention flyers1
#146slime convention pin1
#298slime convention swag bag1
#189slime convention t-shirt1
#639slow jam collection6
#241smoked potsherd2
🥉snow belly1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#72soylent staff1
#338spaghetti cult mask1
#328spaghetti cult rosary1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#252spangly mariachi pants1
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#258spangly sombrero1
#869spooky bark4
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#69squeaky staff1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#309star staff1
#57starchy staff1
#1334stray chihuahua1
#3140stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#1685stuffed spooky mushroom4
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#2706stuffed treasure chest1
#152stuffed yeti1
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#45styrofoam staff1
#58suspicious stocking1
#1963teddy borg1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2118tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1544tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#2163tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2165tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl3
#1762tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2764tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#1746tiny plastic Spunky Princess4
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#2192tiny plastic anime smiley3
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3976tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1778tiny plastic demoninja4
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2137tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2845tiny plastic howling balloon monkey6
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#1465tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1430tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#2841tiny plastic star starfish6
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1917tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1771tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#1447tiny plastic warwelf5
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#2527toothsome rock1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#442tube sock1
#365unearthed potsherd5
#1353untamable turtle1
#313volcanic ash13
#586wang1
#118wholeberd1
#1027wolfman mask1

Wow, that's 1,004 items total!

what items are this player missing?