| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #112 | BGE merchandise order form | 37 |
| #543 | BGE shotglass | 14 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1093 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #672 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #22 | Juju Mojo Mask | 2 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #193 | The Joy of Wassailing | 16 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #544 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #290 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #277 | bath ball gift set | 18 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #366 | bindlestocking | 7 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #347 | bone chips | 43 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #513 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #583 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #183 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 7 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #187 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #145 | fossilized baboon skull | 5 |
| #726 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #251 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #256 | fossilized spike | 17 |
| #307 | fossilized torso | 17 |
| #341 | fossilized wing | 9 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1608 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #604 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #320 | hellseal claw | 75 |
| #262 | hellseal whisker | 78 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #618 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #860 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #203 | sleeping stocking | 14 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #639 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #241 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #869 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #365 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #313 | volcanic ash | 13 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |