| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #112 | BGE merchandise order form | 37 |
| #543 | BGE shotglass | 14 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1095 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #22 | Juju Mojo Mask | 2 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #193 | The Joy of Wassailing | 16 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #277 | bath ball gift set | 18 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #365 | bindlestocking | 7 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #349 | bone chips | 43 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #581 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #182 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 7 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #188 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #145 | fossilized baboon skull | 5 |
| #730 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #256 | fossilized spike | 17 |
| #309 | fossilized torso | 17 |
| #343 | fossilized wing | 9 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1601 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #319 | hellseal claw | 75 |
| #261 | hellseal whisker | 78 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #862 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #203 | sleeping stocking | 14 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #242 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #363 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #314 | volcanic ash | 13 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |