Museum :: Naked Knight

Naked Knight

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#172	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1397	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#1512	Boss Bat britches	6
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2944	Crimbuck	4
#2652	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#407	Dolphin King's crown	11
#107	Fantasma en la Máquina	34
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#356	Jack-in-the-box	17
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#131	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	16
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#1721	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#385	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#282	Red Rover BB gun	13
#111	Rompedores de Fantasmas	34
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#225	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#120	Spam Witch sammich	555
#629	Summer Nights	2
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#1150	adorable seal larva	2
#153	alien drugs	14
#203	alien source code printout	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#26	around the world	322
#338	baby killer bee	30
#2045	baconstone	2
#3936	badass belt	9
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#517	bananagate	10
#1024	barrrnacle	10
#1165	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#161	bed of coals	5
#355	bejeweled cufflinks	12
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#153	black paisley oyster egg	28
#348	black plastic oyster egg	14
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#97	black striped oyster egg	36
#91	blended frozen swill	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1653	blood flower	1
#350	blue paisley oyster egg	10
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#366	blue plastic oyster egg	13
#139	blue polka-dot oyster egg	22
#456	blue striped oyster egg	10
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#114	broken carburetor	2
#65	burst hellseal brain	216
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#4136	candy cane	2
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#3108	candy stake	2
#1013	canteen of wine	16
#802	cement sandals	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#90	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	23
#186	chocolate-frosted king cake	11
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#564	club necklace	12
#892	cocoa egg	4
#187	comfy coffin	6
#252	comfy pillow	1
#752	commemorative war stein	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#270	corncob pipe	5
#233	cup of infinite pencils	6
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#535	designer handbag	5
🥇	detour shield	1
#999	diamond necklace	7
#41	doll house	141
#63	dollhive	135
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#125	eleven-foot pole	2
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#843	elven cellocello	23
#761	elven moonshine	11
#763	elven socks	5
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#429	extra-greasy slider	4
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#284	fancy opera glasses	15
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#175	frayed rope belt	8
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#540	frigid fudgepuck	3
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#85	fruity girl swill	3
#1113	fudgecule	41
#689	fuzzy busby	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#426	garish pinky ring	10
#285	giant designer sunglasses	16
#648	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#41	giant pearl	6
#1121	giant pinky ring	10
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#154	glowing fungus	2
#696	gold wedding ring	2
#63	golden plastic oyster egg	3
#89	government	1
#161	government cheese	18
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#510	gray bow tie	13
#469	green gummi ingot	52
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#3471	grue egg	4
#1046	hamethyst	7
#1228	heart necklace	6
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1680	heart of the volcano	1
#33	hellseal claw	1,112
#26	hellseal whisker	1,047
#794	herringcello	23
#325	iced-out bling	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#1395	irradiated candy cane	4
#531	jawbruiser	5
#948	knuckle sandwich	13
#494	kumquartz	10
#552	lavender paisley oyster egg	6
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#810	lavender striped oyster egg	3
#976	licorice garrote	3
#94	limburger biker boots	5
#66	live lobster	20
#510	live wire	2
#70	loaf of alien bread	3
#675	lollipop stick	17
#279	longhaired hippy wig	2
#432	lucky bottlecap	2
#790	lucky rabbit's foot	8
#34	magic dragonfish fry	2
#49	marine aquamarine	6
#481	mauve paisley oyster egg	6
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#239	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	13
#138	mauve striped oyster egg	20
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#49	midget clownfish	1
#117	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	5
#74	mulled cider	27
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#870	night-vision goggles	2
#299	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1604	obsidian dagger	8
#319	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#98	off-white plastic oyster egg	32
#162	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	17
#319	off-white striped oyster egg	10
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#1187	oozenog	4
#435	orange peel hat	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#187	pair of government shades	1
#365	panhandle panhandling hat	3
#471	pants of the Slug Lord	8
#403	paranormal ricotta	1
#753	passable elf mask	7
#200	pat-a-cake pendant	6
#760	patent leather shoes	7
#200	peanut brittle shield	17
#608	pearidot	6
#500	penguin focaccia bread	29
#894	penguin thesaurus	6
#997	pet rock	7
#614	petit 4.1	2
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#256	popsicle stick	3
#1148	porquoise	5
#1168	potato sprout	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#212	poultrygeist	3
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#564	prosthetic forehead	2
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#712	puce plastic oyster egg	5
#193	puce polka-dot oyster egg	17
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#379	pulsing flesh	9
#463	red gummi ingot	52
#129	red paisley oyster egg	20
#326	red plastic baby	1
#677	red polka-dot oyster egg	5
#639	red striped oyster egg	4
#496	red-and-green sweater	3
#686	rigid carapace	7
#134	ring of Detect Boring Doors	2
#229	robotronic egg	101
#985	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
#1833	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#762	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	10
#1484	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	5
#142	rusty piece of rebar	3
#69	salty dog	1,700
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#327	shimmering tendrils	2
#1678	shiny ring	8
#57	shredded hellseal hide	218
#409	silver shrimp fork	4
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#2034	solid gold bowling ball	3
#34	space bar	1
#95	space beast fur	10
#39	space invader	1
#194	space junk	4
#315	spade necklace	19
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#170	sponge cake	3
#357	spooky bark	37
#387	spooky bindle	2
#1127	spooky eggnog	5
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#672	stained mattress	1
#31	stolen sushi	1,500
#657	strawberyl	5
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#639	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	69
#839	stuffed Cheshire bitten	55
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#1026	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	47
#628	stuffed Meat	76
#1368	stuffed angry cow	37
#1363	stuffed astral badger	38
#940	stuffed baby gravy fairy	53
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#66	stuffed caterpillar	4
#718	stuffed cocoabo	63
#701	stuffed crazy bastard sword	9
#718	stuffed dodecapede	3
#117	stuffed dodo	2
#763	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	63
#700	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	68
#953	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#837	stuffed hand turkey	58
#1351	stuffed key	26
#1290	stuffed martini	4
#804	stuffed mind flayer	61
#747	stuffed mink	63
#613	stuffed monocle	78
#844	stuffed ninja snowman	4
#91	stuffed pocketwatch	3
#64	stuffed porpoise	3
#1071	stuffed scary death orb	47
#2452	stuffed shoulder parrot	6
#757	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	63
#842	stuffed snowy owl	56
#918	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	54
#805	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	58
#580	stuffed teddy butler	83
#718	stuffed tin of caviar	67
#1330	stuffed treasure chest	26
#882	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	56
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1209	sturdy Crimbo crate	6
#574	superheated fudge	3
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#764	teddy bear	8
#1374	teddy borg	3
#177	thermos full of Knob coffee	4
#73	thermos of brew	6
#530	throwing wrench	8
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2794	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2782	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3858	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#446	toast	2,255
#1157	toothsome rock	7
#65	torn hellseal sinew	206
#620	tourmalime	6
#993	towel	6
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#46	tropical swill	6
#259	tube sock	2
#392	tulip	1
#833	twitching claw	6
#245	vampire glitter	1
#471	voodoo snuff	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#47	white lightning	650
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#468	yellow gummi ingot	52
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#463	yellow plastic oyster egg	13
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
🥇	yield shield	1

Wow, that's 13,664 items total!

what items are this player missing?