Naked Knight

RankItemQuantity
#262'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign7
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#172Asleep in the Cemetery8
#27Ax of L'rose1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1397Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
#1369Bonerdagon necklace5
#1512Boss Bat britches6
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#205C.H.U.M. knife5
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#477Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#1365Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2944Crimbuck4
#2652Crown of the Goblin King5
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#406Dolphin King's crown11
#107Fantasma en la Máquina34
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#390Hodgman's blanket3
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#356Jack-in-the-box17
#169Kissin' Cousins5
#472Krakrox's Loincloth2
#131La Fantasma y La Oscuridad16
#521Let Me Be!3
#1722Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet11
#395Misty Cloak1
#323Mr. Joe's bangles4
#384Newbiesport™ tent3
#385Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#627Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#67Prelude of Precision2
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#282Red Rover BB gun13
#111Rompedores de Fantasmas34
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#225Schrödinger's thermos100
#659Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#120Spam Witch sammich555
#628Summer Nights2
#279Tales from the Fireside4
#513The Big Book of Pirate Insults4
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1948Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#936Travels with Jerry1
#400Typical Tavern swill9
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#1149adorable seal larva2
#154alien drugs14
#203alien source code printout1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#816ammonite fossil3
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#296annoying pitchfork10
#26around the world322
#338baby killer bee30
#2045baconstone2
#3938badass belt9
#1029balloon monkey1
#517bananagate10
#1023barrrnacle10
#1165battered Crimbo Crate4
#161bed of coals5
#355bejeweled cufflinks12
#123belemnite candy mold1
#859belemnite fossil2
#153black paisley oyster egg28
#348black plastic oyster egg14
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#97black striped oyster egg36
#91blended frozen swill3
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1654blood flower1
#350blue paisley oyster egg10
#253blue plastic baby1
#366blue plastic oyster egg13
#139blue polka-dot oyster egg22
#456blue striped oyster egg10
#367blueberry-frosted king cake3
#409bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#114broken carburetor2
#65burst hellseal brain216
#1501can of CRIMBCOLA3
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#4137candy cane2
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#3109candy stake2
#1013canteen of wine16
#802cement sandals1
#89charged magnet1
#844cheap elven gloves4
#328chintzy noodle ring2
#370chintzy seal pendant2
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#596chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses2
#90chocolate-covered scarab beetle23
#186chocolate-frosted king cake11
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#565club necklace12
#892cocoa egg4
#187comfy coffin6
#252comfy pillow1
#751commemorative war stein2
🥉control crystal1
#270corncob pipe5
#233cup of infinite pencils6
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#329depleted uranium seal figurine2
#533designer handbag5
🥇detour shield1
#1000diamond necklace7
#41doll house141
#63dollhive135
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#125eleven-foot pole2
#767elven limbos gingerbread15
#843elven cellocello23
#761elven moonshine11
#763elven socks5
#946elven suicide capsule20
#1285evil teddy bear7
#428extra-greasy slider4
#411fancy chocolate car7
#284fancy opera glasses15
#571fancy seashell necklace1
#575festive holiday hat7
#212filth-encrusted futon4
#498flamin' bindle1
#175frayed rope belt8
#402frigid air mattress2
#540frigid fudgepuck3
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#2871fruitcake2
#85fruity girl swill3
#1113fudgecule41
#689fuzzy busby1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#426garish pinky ring10
#285giant designer sunglasses16
#648giant discarded bottlecap7
#1920giant discarded plastic fork2
#41giant pearl6
#1121giant pinky ring10
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#1745gingerbread horror4
#608gingerbread house1
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#274gingerbread robot4
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#154glowing fungus2
#696gold wedding ring2
#63golden plastic oyster egg3
#89government1
#161government cheese18
#183government-issued night-vision goggles1
#510gray bow tie13
#470green gummi ingot52
#53grilled cheese sandwich1
#3471grue egg4
#1045hamethyst7
#1228heart necklace6
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#33hellseal claw1,112
#26hellseal whisker1,047
#794herringcello23
#325iced-out bling1
#682irate sombrero1
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#531jawbruiser5
#948knuckle sandwich13
#494kumquartz10
#552lavender paisley oyster egg6
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#976licorice garrote3
#94limburger biker boots5
#66live lobster20
#510live wire2
#70loaf of alien bread3
#675lollipop stick17
#279longhaired hippy wig2
#432lucky bottlecap2
#790lucky rabbit's foot8
#34magic dragonfish fry2
#49marine aquamarine6
#481mauve paisley oyster egg6
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#239mauve polka-dot oyster egg13
#138mauve striped oyster egg20
#692meat from yesterday1
#49midget clownfish1
#117miniature carton of clove cigarettes5
#74mulled cider27
#2044nanite-infested candy cane4
#1414nanite-infested eggnog4
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#870night-vision goggles2
#299nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#1604obsidian dagger8
#319off-white paisley oyster egg7
#98off-white plastic oyster egg32
#162off-white polka-dot oyster egg17
#319off-white striped oyster egg10
#470oily golden mushroom1
#1187oozenog4
#435orange peel hat1
#1889oyster basket1
#400pair of bolt cutters7
#187pair of government shades1
#365panhandle panhandling hat3
#471pants of the Slug Lord8
#403paranormal ricotta1
#753passable elf mask7
#200pat-a-cake pendant6
#760patent leather shoes7
#201peanut brittle shield17
#608pearidot6
#500penguin focaccia bread29
#894penguin thesaurus6
#997pet rock7
#614petit 4.12
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#611pocketwatch on a chain5
#256popsicle stick3
#1147porquoise5
#1167potato sprout1
#813potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#212poultrygeist3
#40pretty pink bow1
#564prosthetic forehead2
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#712puce plastic oyster egg5
#193puce polka-dot oyster egg17
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#379pulsing flesh9
#464red gummi ingot52
#129red paisley oyster egg20
#326red plastic baby1
#677red polka-dot oyster egg5
#639red striped oyster egg4
#496red-and-green sweater3
#686rigid carapace7
#135ring of Detect Boring Doors2
#229robotronic egg101
#986rubber WWBD? bracelet8
#1835rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#763rubber WWSPD? bracelet10
#1485rubber WWtNSD? bracelet5
#142rusty piece of rebar3
#69salty dog1,700
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#327shimmering tendrils2
#1678shiny ring8
#57shredded hellseal hide218
#409silver shrimp fork4
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#2033solid gold bowling ball3
#34space bar1
#94space beast fur10
#39space invader1
#194space junk4
#315spade necklace19
🥈speed limit shield1
#170sponge cake3
#357spooky bark37
#387spooky bindle2
#1126spooky eggnog5
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#672stained mattress1
#31stolen sushi1,500
#657strawberyl5
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#639stuffed Baron von Ratsworth69
#839stuffed Cheshire bitten55
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1026stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech47
#628stuffed Meat76
#1368stuffed angry cow37
#1363stuffed astral badger38
#941stuffed baby gravy fairy53
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#66stuffed caterpillar4
#717stuffed cocoabo63
#701stuffed crazy bastard sword9
#718stuffed dodecapede3
#117stuffed dodo2
#763stuffed flaming gravy fairy63
#701stuffed frozen gravy fairy68
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#837stuffed hand turkey58
#1351stuffed key26
#1290stuffed martini4
#804stuffed mind flayer61
#747stuffed mink63
#613stuffed monocle78
#844stuffed ninja snowman4
#91stuffed pocketwatch3
#64stuffed porpoise3
#1071stuffed scary death orb47
#2452stuffed shoulder parrot6
#758stuffed sleazy gravy fairy63
#842stuffed snowy owl56
#919stuffed spooky gravy fairy54
#806stuffed stinky gravy fairy58
#579stuffed teddy butler83
#718stuffed tin of caviar67
#1330stuffed treasure chest26
#882stuffed undead elbow macaroni56
#179stuffed walrus1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1209sturdy Crimbo crate6
#574superheated fudge3
#970tattered paper crown1
#764teddy bear8
#1374teddy borg3
#177thermos full of Knob coffee4
#73thermos of brew6
#530throwing wrench8
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2848tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#2766tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2797tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#2793tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#446toast2,255
#1157toothsome rock7
#65torn hellseal sinew206
#620tourmalime6
#993towel6
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#604trilobite fossil5
#46tropical swill6
#259tube sock2
#392tulip1
#833twitching claw6
#245vampire glitter1
#471voodoo snuff2
🥇wand of fudge control1
#47white lightning650
#220wine-soaked bone chips4
#589wreath of laurels1
#469yellow gummi ingot52
#544yellow paisley oyster egg5
#463yellow plastic oyster egg13
#512yellow polka-dot oyster egg4
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 13,664 items total!

what items are this player missing?