| #7 | 1,970 carat gold | 1,970 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #15 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 50 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #30 | Beach Buck | 365 |
| #4 | Belt of Howling Anger | 100 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥉 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 92 |
| #8 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5,000 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #7 | CRIMBCO scrip | 21,455 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #44 | Chroner | 1,963 |
| 🥉 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 99 |
| #11 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 178 |
| #323 | Crimbo Credit | 15 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimboween memo | 2,500 |
| #82 | Crimbuck | 5,583 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #8 | Dolphin King's crown | 1,000 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #13 | Engorged Sausages and You | 2 |
| #37 | FDKOL commendation | 14,305 |
| #4 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 30,000 |
| #76 | Freddy Kruegerand | 169 |
| 🥉 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 75 |
| 🥇 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 50 |
| #5 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 91 |
| #25 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 200 |
| 🥉 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 108 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 7,500 |
| #203 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 145 |
| 🥇 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 5,000 |
| 🥈 | LCD game: Food Eater | 5,000 |
| 🥈 | LCD game: Garbage River | 5,000 |
| #13 | Lars the Cyberian | 20 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #10 | Little Crimson Book | 5 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #9 | Maxing, Relaxing | 75 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #13 | Monstar energy beverage | 1,200 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #60 | My First Art of War | 12 |
| 🥉 | Nardz energy beverage | 1,200 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #31 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 100 |
| #36 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 100 |
| #31 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 100 |
| #11 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 100 |
| #12 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 100 |
| #11 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 100 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shield of Icy Fate | 96 |
| 🥈 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 36,000 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥉 | Sword of Dark Omens | 100 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #4 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 20 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #8 | Valentine | 21,400 |
| #8 | Volcoino | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | Wand of Nagamar | 12,791 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #4 | a butt tuba | 1,250 |
| #43 | agua de vida | 255 |
| #12 | ammonite fossil | 500 |
| #4 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10,500 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #111 | antique record album | 27 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #62 | awful poetry journal | 5,000 |
| #14 | baconstone | 600 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #10 | belemnite fossil | 500 |
| #4 | birthday candle | 2 |
| 🥈 | black paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #5 | black plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #5 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| 🥉 | black striped oyster egg | 725 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #5 | blue paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #12 | blue pixel potion | 255 |
| 🥇 | blue plasma ball | 50,000 |
| #8 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #8 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| #7 | blue potion | 560 |
| #10 | blue striped oyster egg | 725 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #1219 | box of sunshine | 173 |
| #48 | brilliant oyster egg | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #10 | bugbear bungguard | 5,000 |
| #74 | bunch of bananas | 75 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #20 | club necklace | 148 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #9 | compounded experience | 300 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| 🥇 | decorative fountain | 75,000 |
| #18 | diamond necklace | 143 |
| #97 | disturbing fanfic | 2,500 |
| #16 | dollar-sign bag | 850 |
| #42 | duct tape | 1,100 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4 | elevenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #377 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #5 | extra-strength red potion | 255 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #8 | fancy blue potion | 255 |
| #8 | fat loot token | 780 |
| #17 | filthy lucre | 955 |
| #9 | fine wine | 12,715 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #10 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1,000 |
| #48 | gleaming oyster egg | 12 |
| #53 | glistening oyster egg | 12 |
| #6 | gold crown | 600 |
| #21 | gold nuggets | 5,000 |
| #10 | gold star | 1,025 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #20 | gourd potion | 1 |
| #10 | green pixel potion | 255 |
| #135 | heart necklace | 35 |
| #12 | heavy leather-bound tome | 20 |
| 🥈 | heavy metal sonata | 5,000 |
| #15 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 250 |
| #74 | hobo nickel | 3,946 |
| #16 | huge gold coin | 1,700 |
| #23 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 50,000 |
| #15 | incredibly dense meat gem | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| 🥇 | kitty sheet music | 450 |
| #6 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #7 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #6 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| #7 | lavender striped oyster egg | 725 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #24 | lump of diamond | 250 |
| #47 | lustrous oyster egg | 12 |
| #48 | magnificent oyster egg | 12 |
| #10 | massive gemstone | 925 |
| 🥉 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #5 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #5 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| #7 | mauve striped oyster egg | 725 |
| #5 | metallic A | 52,700 |
| 🥈 | monster bait | 255 |
| 🥇 | odd silver coin | 100 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #7 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #5 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| #5 | off-white striped oyster egg | 725 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #119 | orange candy heart | 500 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #7 | oyster basket | 5,000 |
| #63 | pearlescent oyster egg | 12 |
| #155 | penguin thesaurus | 40 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #20 | pile of gold coins | 1,600 |
| 🥇 | pixel boomerang | 255 |
| #33 | pixel coin | 100 |
| #10 | pixel hat | 255 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| 🥈 | pixel pants | 255 |
| 🥉 | pixel shield | 255 |
| 🥉 | pixel sword | 255 |
| #81 | pixellated candy heart | 255 |
| #40 | plot hole | 10,000 |
| 🥈 | present | 2 |
| #7 | pretty bouquet | 5,000 |
| #17 | priceless diamond | 25 |
| #5 | puce paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #6 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #5 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| #4 | puce striped oyster egg | 725 |
| #11 | red book | 100 |
| #6 | red paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #23 | red pixel potion | 255 |
| #5 | red plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #5 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| #9 | red potion | 250 |
| 🥉 | red striped oyster egg | 725 |
| #6 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 500 |
| #210 | roll of toilet paper | 500 |
| #9 | sack lunch | 3,070 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #70 | scintillating oyster egg | 12 |
| #128 | sensitive poetry journal | 5 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| 🥈 | shimmering rainbow sand | 750 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #53 | sleeping snowy owl | 100 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #372 | solid gold bowling ball | 50 |
| #17 | space jam | 58 |
| #21 | spade necklace | 152 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #73 | spooky hockey mask | 15 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #23 | stuffed Hodgman | 10 |
| #7 | taco shell | 10,000 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #119 | toe jam | 5 |
| 🥉 | traffic jam | 486 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #8 | trilobite fossil | 1,000 |
| #40 | twitching time capsule | 16 |
| #53 | urinal cake | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | wad of dough | 343,179 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #16 | wang | 1,337 |
| #7 | white sword | 7,500 |
| 🥉 | windchimes | 25,000 |
| #5 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 750 |
| #37 | yellow pixel | 255 |
| #6 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1,050 |
| #5 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 650 |
| #6 | yellow striped oyster egg | 725 |
| #5 | yeti fur | 160,916 |