| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #126 | Ancient Saucehelm | 12 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #288 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 9 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #70 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #441 | Gnollish flyswatter | 5 |
| #248 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 11 |
| #8 | Imp Ale | 52,995 |
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| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #363 | Supernova Champagne | 10 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #601 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 2 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #152 | asbestos staff | 4 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #22 | cheap toaster | 57 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
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| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
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| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
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| #494 | easter egg balloon | 47 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #164 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 377 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #343 | flute of flat champagne | 19 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #19 | fuzzy dice | 57 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #503 | grue egg | 51 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #22 | hot wing | 5,488 |
| #1402 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #177 | radium-flavored potato chips | 382 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #240 | rubber axe | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #268 | supportive bra | 7 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #434 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #938 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #159 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 381 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |