| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #127 | Ancient Saucehelm | 12 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #288 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 9 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #73 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #441 | Gnollish flyswatter | 5 |
| #250 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 11 |
| #8 | Imp Ale | 52,995 |
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| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1577 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #338 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #365 | Supernova Champagne | 10 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #600 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 2 |
| #583 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
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| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #152 | asbestos staff | 4 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1382 | badass belt | 40 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #631 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6260 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #586 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #22 | cheap toaster | 57 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
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| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
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| #493 | easter egg balloon | 47 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #165 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 377 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #345 | flute of flat champagne | 19 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #19 | fuzzy dice | 57 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #509 | grue egg | 51 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
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| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #22 | hot wing | 5,488 |
| #1401 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #730 | mood ring | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #441 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #849 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #82 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #178 | radium-flavored potato chips | 382 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #240 | rubber axe | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #294 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #342 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8866 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8835 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8916 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #268 | supportive bra | 7 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #321 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #566 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #435 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #941 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #160 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 381 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #366 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |