Museum :: WiseFather

WiseFather

Rank	Item	Quantity
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#128	Beach Buck	23
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#909	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#869	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#715	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#329	Iron Beta of Industry	26
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#75	Mae West with a fly in it	5
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#269	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	25
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#707	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	3
#311	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#249	Thwaitgold moth statuette	2
#123	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	9
#516	Thwaitgold termite statuette	13
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#625	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#142	agua de vida	24
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#633	anniversary gift box	6
#439	awful poetry journal	224
#358	baby killer bee	28
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#285	banana smoothie	2
#341	banana-frosted king cake	9
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#144	battered Crimbo Crate	100
#333	bejeweled cufflinks	13
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#169	black polka-dot oyster egg	29
#297	black striped oyster egg	16
#129	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#201	blue polka-dot oyster egg	18
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#107	blue tulip	2
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#33	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	143
#127	bottle of Definit	21
#45	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	104
#173	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	11
#81	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	80
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#3449	box of sunshine	20
#154	boxed champagne	13
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#189	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	11
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#796	club necklace	9
#183	commemorative war stein	363
#696	corpse on the beach	7
#597	corpsedriver	8
#468	corpsetini	11
🥈	delectable fire ant	2,044
#9	delicious shimmering moth	2,158
#7	delicious stinkbug	1,966
#534	designer handbag	5
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#255	disassembled clover	398
#631	disturbing fanfic	113
#74	dusty Crimbo crate	100
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#202	fancy opera glasses	21
#370	fancy seashell necklace	8
#1764	fire	1
#50	fruit basket	10
#492	garish pinky ring	8
#316	giant designer sunglasses	14
#355	giant discarded bottlecap	15
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#371	gloomy black mushroom	8
#483	handful of confetti	83
#1997	heart necklace	3
#21	interesting-looking twig	555
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#259	left half of a heart necklace	2
#62	llama lama gong	183
#92	longhaired hippy wig	6
#144	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#113	mauve plastic oyster egg	26
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#418	mushroom fermenting solution	18
#125	natty blue ascot	3
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#528	off-white striped oyster egg	5
#156	orange peel hat	3
#832	oyster basket	4
#366	pack of KWE trading card	9
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#107	plexiglass pinky ring	2
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#8	plump juicy grub	4,276
#109	pocket ace	2
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#90	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1103	rubber WWBD? bracelet	7
#764	rubber WWJD? bracelet	10
#1522	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#310	sandwich of the gods	14
#7	scrumptious ice ant	1,068
#280	sensitive poetry journal	1
#626	solid gold bowling ball	27
#1381	spade necklace	5
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#246	stainless steel scarf	12
#1401	stainless steel shillelagh	3
#456	stainless steel skullcap	7
#840	stainless steel slacks	5
#1007	stainless steel solitaire	3
#308	stainless steel suspenders	12
#718	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	61
#2297	stuffed Cheshire bitten	21
#1459	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	35
#743	stuffed Meat	63
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#1807	stuffed angry cow	28
#1411	stuffed astral badger	37
#2018	stuffed baby gravy fairy	26
#1287	stuffed cocoabo	38
#752	stuffed crazy bastard sword	8
#1273	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	40
#1494	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	35
#1399	stuffed hand turkey	37
#781	stuffed key	69
#439	stuffed martini	20
#1575	stuffed mind flayer	33
#654	stuffed mink	71
#797	stuffed monocle	59
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#1136	stuffed scary death orb	45
#1327	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	39
#1340	stuffed snowy owl	37
#1169	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	44
#1049	stuffed spooky mushroom	8
#1276	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	39
#845	stuffed teddy butler	54
#831	stuffed tin of caviar	57
#700	stuffed treasure chest	79
#1839	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	28
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#132	tangarita with a fly in it	2
#5	tasty louse	1,986
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#45	tiny bottle of absinthe	709
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#955	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	8
#603	tiny plastic Axe Wound	12
#662	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	7
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1480	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
#452	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	10
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#704	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	24
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#384	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	25
#529	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	18
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#955	tiny plastic Felonia	5
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#586	tiny plastic G Imp	12
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#1488	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	5
#1079	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	7
#735	tiny plastic Hellion	10
#515	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	14
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1148	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#720	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	10
#648	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	11
#825	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	9
#458	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	15
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#577	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	12
#647	tiny plastic Protagonist	11
#903	tiny plastic Spam Witch	8
#458	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	15
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#641	tiny plastic The Man	7
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#552	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	13
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#851	tiny plastic accordion thief	6
#516	tiny plastic angry bugbear	14
#992	tiny plastic angry goat	18
#423	tiny plastic anime smiley	16
#1240	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	6
#935	tiny plastic astronomer	8
#889	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	20
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#1213	tiny plastic beanbat	6
#475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	9
#1108	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	16
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#403	tiny plastic brainsweeper	17
#1216	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1290	tiny plastic cocoabo	14
#1988	tiny plastic coffee pixie	9
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#657	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	7
#738	tiny plastic cubist bull	10
#924	tiny plastic demoninja	8
#392	tiny plastic disco bandit	11
#833	tiny plastic drunk goat	9
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1229	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
#735	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	10
#608	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	12
#717	tiny plastic fruit golem	10
#656	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	26
#569	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	29
#1216	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	15
#714	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	10
#1234	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#776	tiny plastic grue	22
#942	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#845	tiny plastic hermit	6
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#774	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	23
#700	tiny plastic killer bee	24
#1063	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#804	tiny plastic leprechaun	22
#842	tiny plastic levitating potato	21
#812	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	9
#891	tiny plastic mosquito	20
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#779	tiny plastic ninja snowman	10
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#753	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	23
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#765	tiny plastic scary clown	10
#1032	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
#812	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#846	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	9
#1050	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	7
#935	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	19
#967	tiny plastic spooky vampire	8
#1010	tiny plastic stab bat	18
#769	tiny plastic star starfish	22
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#510	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	18
#553	tiny plastic taco cat	13
#647	tiny plastic topiary golem	11
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1375	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#406	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	17
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#532	tiny plastic warwelf	13
#638	tiny plastic whitesnake	11
#590	tiny plastic zmobie	12
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#47	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	34
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
🥈	yummy death watch beetle	2,764

Wow, that's 22,575 items total!

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