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RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#74A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 23
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#35BRICKO hat2
#61BRICKO sword1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#1398Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1080Bonerdagon necklace8
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1109Boss Bat britches11
#39Brimstone Beret1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#1042Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#523Crimbo candied pecan20
#583Crimbo fudge17
#364Crimbo peppermint bark32
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1546Crimbuck156
#1851Crown of the Goblin King10
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#1039Drowsy Sword13
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#204El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)2
#98El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)4
#82El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)5
#163El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)5
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#655Green Clover of Justice3
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#194Knob Goblin lunchbox8
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#664Orange Star of Sacrifice3
#130Pokëmann band-aid5
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#487Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap4
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#555Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf3
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#319Rock and Roll Legend4
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#821Schrödinger's thermos5
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#26Staff of the Black Kettle4
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#234Uncle Crimbo's Rations6
#754Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide5
#464Uncle Romulus2
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#481Wand of Nagamar10
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#39adventurer clone egg1
#83ammonite fossil72
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#544antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#716antique record album2
#2370badass belt21
#132bag of many confections1
#253bananagate28
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#78belemnite fossil70
#297blob-shaped Crimbo cookie21
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#47box of bear arms1
#447brown plastic baby1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#57can of franks 'n' beans4
#1964candied yams3
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#1029candy knuckles3
#1539canteen of wine3
#234cement sandals4
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#633chocolate-frosted king cake2
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#365colorful plastic ball50
🥉control crystal1
#1221corpsetini3
#172crystallized memory2
#1143duct tape16
#127duct tape dockers1
#108duct tape shirt1
#504effluvious emerald1
#1589elven limbos gingerbread2
#997elven cellocello20
#1586elven moonshine1
#1136elven socks2
#656elven suicide capsule26
#634empty agua de vida bottle166
#743extra-greasy slider1
#410fancy chocolate car7
#103floaty inverse geode2
#608gingerbread house1
#282gingerbread mutant bugbear12
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#2200handful of confetti14
#2084herbal stuffing2
#263irradiated candy cane14
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#696jar of fermented pickle juice1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#293kumquartz22
#1421licorice garrote2
#219live wire4
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#145makeshift cape2
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#39memory of a C35
#32memory of a CA base pair3
#41memory of a G33
#55memory of a GT base pair2
#208memory of a T5
#40memory of an AG base pair3
#10memory of an AT base pair21
#109misfit teddy bear1
#992mummy costume1
#180night-vision goggles8
#302oozenog10
#265pair of bolt cutters9
#319pair of ragged claws1
#363parasitic claw1
#75parasitic headgnawer2
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#67parasitic tentacles2
#807party hat1
#753passable elf mask7
#268pearidot25
#657penguin focaccia bread25
#1138penguin thesaurus3
#332phish stick3
#61pig-iron helm3
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#279pocketwatch on a chain9
#257poison pen6
#907pulsing flesh4
#948pumpkinhead mask3
#36puzzling ribbon1
#973really dense meat stack5
#564rib of the Bonerdagon3
#1271rigid carapace3
#74sealhide hood1
#1445shiny ring11
#2032solid gold bowling ball3
#1069spooky bark1
#900spooky sap2
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#271strawberyl26
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#1071sturdy Crimbo crate9
#225sugar sheet11
#970tattered paper crown1
#169throbbing rage gland2
#438throwing wrench9
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#4915tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2764tiny plastic Hellion2
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2848tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#369tiny plastic Mob Penguin3
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#4843tiny plastic angry goat3
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6143tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#333tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#6131tiny plastic cocoabo2
#2471tiny plastic coffee pixie7
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#2802tiny plastic drunk goat2
#354tiny plastic fat stack of cash3
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6233tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#3343tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3972tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3976tiny plastic mosquito4
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2494tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2172tiny plastic senile lihc3
#2817tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#4901tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#319tiny plastic strand of DNA3
#2895tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#201tourmalime36
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#73trilobite fossil76
#1649twitching claw1
#1698unstable DNA11
#1289vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#131walrus ice cream1
#169wicker shield27
#1027wolfman mask1
#590wreath of laurels1

Wow, that's 1,718 items total!

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